ST New batch of miscellaneous rumors from TFN

Better than Kasdan.

 

McCarthy? if you want Ep. VII to be really a dark pessimistic depressive movie with all the main characters all dead in the end, except the villains, it's a nice option

BTW, I've just discovered that the wrecked ship to the left looks like a sail barge. So that planet could be Tatooine after all.

 

In The Road, the villains aren't alive at the end...then again, everyone basically dies.

 

Star Wars Episode VII: No Country For Old Jedi

With Javier Bardem as Darth Chigurh

 

In The Road everyone basically is a villain, except the boy, but he'll probably become a darksider sooner or later.

 

McCarthy basically is this guy:



only with the sincerity to kill every protagonist in one book.

 

But he doesn't delay books between 40+ year gaps?

 

New book, new characters to kill off. Thats his motto.

 

Well I hope you're proud of yourself. http://boards.theforce.net/threads/leia-as-the-main-villian.50023911/

 

ha ja, Palps is sort of an actual life McCarthy!

Or maybe hes more like R. R. Martin, because his wipe-em-all-out-plan actually spans six films? well i guess they are both business man!

 

I'm sorry but you guys aren't actually comparing R.R. Martin to Cormac McCarthy?!

Thats like comparing a fine aged filet mignon to a tasty hamburger. McCarthy's stuff is narratively on a totally different level. Thats even if we keep out McCarthy's complexity of prose.

 

Sorry, but i dont think hes that far behind George.

 

Its better. Both McCarthy and Dr Seuss are very consistent in terms of quality.

 

can't wait for the next batch of ridiculousness.

 

Awesome, this thread went off the cliff 10 times faster than the MF thread!

 

Force Ghost Anakin has possessed Cyborg Leia.

 

Not the source that told me the original rumor. A different source. I give them goofy code names so I understand it gets confusing. The original Darth Luke source believes that to be true. Another source I respect say not so. Another says its true but there's a twist on it.

 

Lets take that even further. Darth Plagueis captures and corrupts the force ghost of Anakin and forces it to possess Cyborg Leia, who then enslaves/brainwashes Han and Luke's son. Plagueis, Cyborg Leia, and Evil Han/Luke's kids then team up with the imperials and Inquisitors (throw in some mandalorians for good luck) to take over the galaxy. Luke is then forced to join the dark side in order to save his family's life and now Kira has to rescue them.

 

Lets not forget the army of cyborg Ewoks!

 

No, no no, you got it all wrong. Plagueis rigged it so that some of his own midichlorians were use to create Anakin. When Padme had Anakin's kids, they each had some Plagueis midichlorians in him. Then, when Leia gives birth to her own children, one of them essentially takes on the form of Plagueis. Thus, Plagueis is, in essence, reborn as the son of Han and Leia. So the big bad evil is both Leia's son AND Plagueis. Now THAT makes sense!

 

Are those code names public for each report?

 

This thread has ADHD.

 

Fixed.