JCC new best friends club thread

"They deserved to be tortured! They were Nazis! Now excuse me while I use a racial slur."

 

I don't know whether I'm more disturbed by those comments or by the fact that they really didn't surprise me.

 

It's the penultimate double exclamation point after "Exactly" that makes the exchange so special.

 

He blocked me so I couldn't reply. Then I looked at his age: 13.

... I have now reaffirmed my vow never to react to Facebook posts.

 

I want to give a shout out to the man at the top of the one lane up escalator at my CTA stop. He had a large suitcase he was pulling behind him, and when he got to the top of the escalator, he stepped off, and then stopped to look around and get his bearings. A move of pure innocence and naivete, yet he caused a scene worthy of a Buster Keaton movie. If I hadn't also been caught up in the performance and been in a position to record it on my iPhone, I could have made a name for myself on YouTube.

 

Let's celebrate the day Jabba fell in love again.

 

Hi bestiesssssssss, I need you to hid me. TypoCelchu is going to beat the **** out of me when he sees that I purchased a Kate Spade passport holder.

 

I'm not sure tagging him is the best way to hide from him, man.

 

He rarely comes onto the boards anymore anyways. And he is going to see when he logs into BoA.

 

You know what's great to hold your passport? Your hands

 

BUT IT NEEDS TO LOOK CUTE AND CHIC.

 

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT IT

 

Ok. Whatever makes you happy.

 

I am bummed and need some retail therapy. What should I put on The Bigger Fish's credit card?

 

Passport holders, obviously.

 

A shipment of Cheetos

 

I like where this is going.

 

A shipment of Cheeto passport holders!

 

Damn, I thought for sure it was going to be a shipment of Cheetos holders.

 

Don't be absurd.

 

I found a store that will ship me Cheetos by the crate. Ordering when I get home.

 

I'm back from the movies. What ya'll do while I was gone?

 

Besties I booked an African Safari today. 3 weeks in November. Starting in Nairobi, then the Serengeti, then down East Africa until Victoria Falls. Yayyy