JCC new best friends club thread

Consumption.
Because tuberculosis sounds too mundane.

Edit: I like how TBF answered the question first. He obviously has favorite malady, like most of us.

 

Besties I just dropped my phone in the toilet.

 

Right??

Answered the question honestly THEN it processed how insane it was!

Oh no!!

 

sounds like an excuse to upgrade to the x

 

besties i ate too many m&m's. sorry about your phone watto.

 

How many M&Ms is too many, because my first reaction was IMPOSSIBLE. But I think I have only ever eaten 3 packs in one sitting.

 

well the bag said "sharing size" and i was like "don't judge me".

 

Which kind of M&M's?

 

the peanut variety.

 

The best advice, for a bag that suggests it should be shared is... to share it!

One for Tom, one for Thomas. One for T-Bone, one for Tom. None for Ground Control, two for Major Tom...

 

but none of those guys are here! it's just me and the cat, who sucks at eating m&m's.

 

I tell the dog the reason I'm not sharing my M&Ms with him is that they're unhealthy for dogs, but the real reason is that I don't want to.

 

Well, I've tried.

So, while tom was deciding whether to dip his hand into the bag, and Watto was deciding whether to dip his hand into the toilet, I was at a birthday party of sorts. It was at a place called painting with a twist, the twist being people drink while painting a canvas, although I didn't drink.

So, I think it's the first canvas I've painted. Creativity and art are not my strong suits, and it was an instructor led type of thing. About half the people there didn't follow the instructor whatsoever, but I did exactly as she said. So add that as the third strike against me I suppose!

And as I did I was told, I now literally have an elephant in the room.

 

that sounds awful diggy. you are a good sport.

 

No! It was fun. I should have mentioned that.

 

Where are the pics of your masterpiece??

And tom, why didn't you share with us?

 

My birthday party was fun. We did not paint elephants, we watched a gloriously bad 70's Hong Kong movie called "The Super Inframan." There was an English dub and English subtitles, and they frequently contradicted each other. It was phenomenal.

 

hello friends

 

Hello!

 

Howdy!

 

Hi bezzies.

I don't know if the boards are currently down, everyone went to lunch, or if you're all figments of my imagination, and my imagination is dead.

 

i like to blame the broken server for this ubiquitous sense of emptiness.