JCC new best friends club thread

feeling a bit better today besties, so back to work!

 

Besties I just had my gums flapped.

 

date with aziz?

 

I was going to say "Hey, whatever floats your boat" but tom's is better.

 

@tom is The Master of One wicked response.

 

Tom Haverford? More like tom haveafun!

 

lol. i'm moving so i'm selling a lot of my ****. and i do it on this norwegian craiglist like site, where you don't really know who you're talking to, unless they choose to put their full name in their profile.
so i sold my bike today, and it turns out when the guy came to pick it up that i know him. he's worked with my parents for like 30 years and i've met him countless times through them. god, i can't deal with stuff like this. i was so surprised that it was someone i knew, especially since he doesn't live in this city.
so naturally now i'm going over all of my messages with him about the bike, overanalyzing everything to see if i was being difficult or maybe i charged him too much for the bike or anything.

 

Nah, you're fine.

 

maia, rest assured you are more thoughtful than nearly all people. are you moving to the us because of what trump said?

 

Yeah, leave your ****hole and come to our ****hole!

 

well i mean if trump wants me what the **** am i doing over here still?

 

You're young, female, and blonde? Of course he wants you!

 

You know, some days I wonder if Doctor Who didn't have it right with looms afterall.

 

Hi official what day of the week it feels like thread besties. Today feels like a Monday to me because I have been traveling for work and not in the office all week. But it's not a relief that it's actually Thursday because now I have to catch up on a week's worth of e-mails and other stuff all today, before I travel again tomorrow.

 

Oh, so it's Friday.

 

Actually, in fact, it is not.

 

Kind is for me.

 

That's not what Wednesday means, Tunick.

 

Tunick is special in that way. I worked Saturday, and was off Sunday and Monday, so to him that's Saturday and Sunday. This week I work Saturday, off Sunday, and back to work Monday. So Sunday is Saturday and Sunday.

It's a bizarre, illogical set of rules.

 

I have only one day off this week. Where's my Sunday, @DarthTunick ?

WHERE'S MY SUNDAY?

 

We actually had the some days off this week... ha!

 

how could you even know that if the days of the week are subjective?

 

It can be fun to guess.