JCC new best friends club thread

I still need to watch the Netflix black mirrors!

 

i think i could do a .5k
ive been gymming a lot lately. been good for me to move in with the friends i live with now since im too ashamed to stay home and be fat while they go gymming 5-7 times a week. also kinda cool to see how disciplined and dedicated i am capable of being, apparently. i just didn't know i could work out so much and hate my life so little while doing it? also helps that i'm working on my bachelors thesis, which makes everything else in the world all the more interesting instead. my bachelor thesis is to thank for how clean the apartment is lately, too.

 

My impression of Black Mirror is just an endless repetition of that "ME AM PLAY GODS" comic strip about caveman sci-fi, but for our technology, and I refuse to alter this perception by doing something crazy like watching it.

 

That reminds me of how people over here keep telling me to watch De Luizenmoeder. Watch De Luizenmoeder, it's fantastic! De Luizenmoeder is so recognzible. Telling them I don't watch TV doesn't faze them; they just tell me to turn it on for De Luizenmoeder. Told a colleague the other day that I don't care to watch it because I don't need to see something recognizable, and he said; "just watch it, then you'll actually be able to dismiss how recognizable it is!"

 

well i'm not going to pass up an opportunity to post this again.

 

Hello all you besties!

It's that time of year again for annual performance review at my office. I dread it because of the self evaluation. I really hate doing self evaluations and setting personal goals with the company. All I want to write on my self evaluation is that I do my job well and my goals are to continue to do so and then ask, "how much is my raise?"

 

TFW you take in your car for an oil change and tire rotation and then...

Auto Shop: Do want us to inspect it? (Car doesn't need inspection until May)
Me: Sure, I didn't know you could do it early.
Shop: Well it needs brakes, wipers, and your tire has a bubble in it and the rim is bent.
Me: .............

 

Hi bezzies. I thought I'd been at work for 30 minutes. It's been 12

 

Then you're 15 minutes late again Diggy. Please report to your superior. This can't go on.

 

With those maths skills, I’m glad you’re in design, bezzie.

 

How about now?

 

I feel like I've been here for about 3 hours. And it's 3 hrs, 41 mins. Thanks, bezzie!

 

Stephen Hawking could probably explain it . well he could if he wasn't dead .

 

Noted only person who ever worked with relativity, Stephen Hawking.

 

Time is a flat circle.

 

- like a clock ?

 

Like a flat Earth

 

the flat earth is a square. have you ever even seen a map?

oh and happy friday bestos.

 

With those geometry skills, I'm glad you're a librarian, bezzie.

 

Now I kind of want to make a rudimentary math error just to see what happens.

 

Argue that 1/0=1

 

Can someone supply me with the good drinks so I can survive assignment Easter hell... X_X <3

 

Sure; consider the zero ring. Then 1=0. So 1*0=1. Therefore 1/0=1.

 

...I'm glad I'm not a mathematician, bezzie.