JCC new best friends club thread

No, I'm afraid it's too late. Your bodies can't process real bread.

 

Austrian Bauernbrot is the world's only true bread. Everything else is in quotes.

 

So, when you say "real" bread, what does this mean? Obviously, not soft. Does your bread need to be rock hard? Is your bread like biscotti or croutons?

 

We've had this conversation before. I guess you'll have to wait until my book comes out (with a prologue by Ender Sai!).

 

"I thought, growing up, I knew what bread was but in the dwindling months of the Franco regime, I happened to find myself in Spain and in the house of one Daveeeeed The Schwarz..."

 

As I've said before: if you break your teeth on fresh bread, your issues are larger that bad food and you can probably get a rent from the State.

 

We have? Which thread?

 

Yeah... are you talking about generic white bread, that comes in a plastic bag with a twist tie? We have much better bread than that. Are you talking about this stuff?

 

we really have been all the way down this road before. here, it starts on this page.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/itt-you-prepare-me-for-the-americas.50023675/page-6

 

It never ends!

*tries to slit wrists with American bread*

Gah, it's too soft!

 

You also told me when we got arrested that I should let you do all the talking.

Sometimes you say the right things. Sometimes not.

 

that thread didn't prepare me for the americas at all

 

Nothing can, bestie.

 

I've heard many times from the muricans, "English food is crap!"

Take a look around!

 

Oh, okay... I remember that conversation now.

Diggy, are you talking about American restaurant food? If so, I mostly agree, which is why I prefer to make my own.

 

What do you make?

 

You want a comprehensive list?

 

Besties! I am unemployed!

 

congrats! (congrats?)

 

guys something smells like it's burning in my bedroom but i can't find the source. if i die in my sleep i just want to say that you were the bestest besties ever.