new energy drink

just thought i'd put this out there so one day someone would invent it and make a movie about it. it's called "mad yoda."

 

It could be like Grape/Kiwi/Lime flavored. The sales pitch line could be something like "Make the anger swell within you with Mad Yoda!!"

 

see now a good *mad Yoda* drink would be that green drink you guys were giving me grief about... something that gives you a real energy boost... and it doesn't taste bad, lol... it just looks like death.

 

What about "Jawa Juice?" Seems like I've heard that from somewhere.

 

That was mentioned by the Droid in Dexter Jettster's Diner on Coruscant,she asked Obi-Wan if he wanted a
cup of it ,after announcing to his arrival to Dexter.

 

RIGHT!!!!!

Thanks for reminding me. That was driving me nuts!!

BTW - What exactly IS Jawa Juice?! Do I really want to know?!

 

Reminds me alot of possum "squeezin's"
which according to Pith Possum contained
"bugs,sticks and dirt" =o

 

Mad Yoda needs to have something in it that restores your electrolytes and stuff. That way you can shoot blue lightning out of your hands.

 

Didn't that infamous Black Cat Colada Slurpee also cause green lightning to shoot out of - well - [ahem] - another body part?!?!

 

I'm telling you THIS is Mad Yoda.... it's really Odwalla's Superfood but here's what their website says...

"Superfood?:
Superfood is a delicious way to get the green you need: fresh fruit combined with the earth?s most potent power foods. It?s a tasty blend of apple, peach, mango, banana and strawberry combined with micronutrients like spirulina and chlorella and powerful green foods like wheat and barley grasses and sea vegetables."

The lady at Walmart couldn't believe I was buying it... I told her I needed something to balance out the candy in my cart! And it really isn't icky... just green.

 

Why does Jawa Juice sound extremely disgusting to me??

 

It just doesn't sound like something that should be discussed in mixed company, lol.. Jawa Juice that is.

 

There could be a whole line of these drinks. Like: Agrivated R2-D2, Cheesed-Off Chewie, Hot-Under-The-Collar Han, and Peeved Palpatine.