Discussion in 'Boston, MA' started by IG_88a, Nov 3, 2002.
the friend also had wild gold hair and a contantly runny nose.
Jim-bob just like his incontinent bantha brother steve, could not hold his bowels either,
This ran in the family. It was how their parents met.
Anyway Jim-Bobs friend was notorious for selling death stick, taking bets on pod racers, and fumigating kohoun slugs.
This would soon lead to the downfall of Jim-Bob.
Who was really the father of Hinee McFinee, the notorious Hot Pocket Tycoon.
Who, in turn, was the mother of biggus dickus, a Droman warrior-slug who ate nothing but poodoo.
Serious cecil, went to coruscant on the trail of Jim-Bob and steve, but took a wrong turn at the cluster of asteroids and ended up on endor.
Suddenly he was captured by a hunting party of Ewoks...Yub Yub!
the ewoks demanded only one thing: bantha meat. it was the only thing that could save them from...
the rampaging homosexual rancor,
dressed in a ballerina's tutu. Just then, the mighty Jedi, Why-John Thin...
blew to pieces using his secret force technique of stupidity....
Serious cecil took a liking to one of the Ewok women...
No one is quite sure how long it will take, but the baby is due between 6 weeks and 9 months.
As time went on, the baby grew into a fine warrior an adopted the ewok traditions as he set of into the galaxy to sell toenail clippings and hunt n00bs...
as it so happened, sir n00bius, a great jedi lackey, lived on endor making his living selling shiny things to the poor ewoks.
Sir Noobs, the nubian jedi lackey, had a particular skill in bad spelling and grammer, and was well versed in annoying other sentient lifeforms.
hold it guys time out!!!! i dont get what u guys r doing. and the story is confusing
", said Sir n00bious. "I need a cheese sandwich!"
but sir noobs forgot he was alergic to bread,so when he took a bite, he broke out into a rodian rash.
the rash cleared up in a few days, although the confusion as to where he was persisted. he kept asking hapless little ewoks "hunga hawa googa?" which in ewokese meant "where is the nearest ostrich?"
Just then, Sir Noobs looked into the pond of pootu and saw a nugget in the reflection.
So of course he had to check it out.But the nugget wasnt a nugget.
it was the decompossing corpse of greedo
who was short, like a certain Boston Rebels NUGGET.
Just then, Sir n00bious NUGGET IV jumped into the air...