Discussion in 'Boston, MA' started by IG_88a, Nov 3, 2002.
and fell through a bottomless pit of nothingness
or so he thought.He landed hard against a floor of pudding.
hard pudding?, he thought. he'd never seen anything like it before in his life.
Then he heard a noise!!
upon realizing it was his mom at the top of the pit, he smacked himself for not cleaning his room.
trying to hide from the hideous rancor who is his mother, he...
placed a stray lamp shade on his head. Hoping she would not notice him. When suddenly
an ewok bit his head off, and got food poisoning...
or so it appeared. In reality the Ewok was a Jawa wearing a fur coat and as everyone knows Jawa's are to cowardly to bite anyone.
so the little jawa in disquise sold him a malfunctioning protocol droid
Who had a nasty habit of cursing out his owners.
the protocol droid, who's name is N-0OB, also had a nasty habit of stealing his masters stuff and hocking it to pay for his drug habit.
His drug of choice was death sticks. He has a 10 stick a day habit.
he tried kicking the habit, he even tried jedi mind tricks. the jedi mind trick didn't work cos he is a droid.
A very unhappy droid who disliked snow
But of course he hated snow! Have you ever had your joints frozen by snow? Next to that death sticks are nothing.
this droid recalls the day he was stuck out in a boston snow storm, which reminded him of his homeworld ....
Hoth. He thought about this, and decided that no Hoth blizzard was as fierce as a Boston snowstorm.