NEW!! Hasbro Announces 2004 Star Wars Toys!! Even More Resculpts Then 2003!! Could Be Genuine!!

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  1. Massiff_Attack Jedi Knight

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    Hasbro are about to announce the new Star Wars toys we can expect to be playing with in 2004!! This is a sneak preview list:

    Basic Figures

    They have not confirmed the exact details of these figures, but there will be over 200 in the first wave of the Collection 1 figures and just under 3 in the first wave of Collection 2 figures.

    Anakin ? with giant talking rocket backpack (says: ?Im a Jedi, be my friend?)
    Anakin ? with hologram of Jabba the Hutt
    Anakin ? with empty package feature (for you to imagine what Hasbro should really make!!)
    Anakin ? with novelty flying disk
    Anakin ? wishing action, rub his stomach for good luck!! (please note: NOT A WISHING TOY)
    Anakin ? with jawa kicking action
    Anakin ? secret magic crystal feature!!
    Anakin ? with Yoda?s hover chair
    Anakin ? Silent Bob disguise
    Anakin ? with glow in the dark eyes
    Jango Fett ? dolphin rescue
    Jango Fett ? with T-Rex, carving knife, and BBQ grill
    Jango Fett ? popcorn surprise!!
    Jango Fett - with Yoda's hover chair
    Jango Fett ? falling over when trying to stand on shelf action
    Jango Fett ? with exclusive recipe book: ?How to Cook Dewbacks?
    Jango Fett ? with unposeable body and no weapons
    Obi-Wan ? with flip open and fire rocket launching chest gun action feature
    Obi-Wan ? with roller-blades and vest
    Obi-Wan ? with Darth Vader helmet (Episode 1 era)
    Obi-Wan ? with Yoda?s hover chair
    Padme ? with firing catapult death launcher
    Padme ? kaminoan slaughter
    Padme ? with Yoda?s hover chair
    Mace ? with stupid arm (Episode II repackage)
    Mace ? with magic set
    Mace ? with Yoda?s hover chair
    Mace ? with massive axe battling action
    Mace ? Dr Spock disguise
    Mace ? complete with jawa and baby bantha
    Yoda ? stompin? wampa action!!
    Yoda ? without Yoda?s hover chair
    Yoda ? with stun gun and plastic cow
    Yoda ? slip and slide (put this special Yoda on an ice cube and watch in amazement as he slips off!!)
    Even Piell ? with ultra cool sculpt and brilliant accessories

    12? Figures

    Padme ? with extra large head in case you don?t recognise her bad sculpt
    Anakin ? with ultra unposeable body
    Anakin ? repackage of Episode I kid version dressed like Lando
    Han Solo ? with face that looks like Mark Hamill

    Jedi Master Points

    New offer!!
    Collect 10000 points to receive your very own certificate that says: ?I ________ have been waiting for a new Jedi Master Points offer for over 20 years?.

    Special 27th Anniversary Edition Figures

    These are all painted a special metallic muddy green and are ebay exclusives.

    Mace ? with stupid arm (Episode II repackage)
    Obi-Wan ? pilot (Episode II repackage)
    Padme - arena battle (Episode II repackage)

    Exclusives

    Only available at selected stores.

    Padme Glob ? Fill her up with the supplied slime, press her head and watch as green ooze comes out of her mouth and nose, just like in the film!! (Safeway exclusive)
    Jango Fett ? with BMX stunt bike (7-11 exclusive)

    Hasbro do it again!! Hundreds of useless resculpted main characters and only one new ?never been done before? one we all really want. Very bad Hasbro.


    (Please note that this list has not been confirmed by Hasbro, but it has not been denied either. So its definitely genuine. Or not)

    [face_plain] ;)
  2. jango_joe Jedi Master

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    this is an old joke.
  3. vlps Jedi Knight

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    but knowing hasbro [face_plain]
  4. DAKAI_SERAKI Jedi Knight

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    i know! it was so funny the first 3456 billion times you did it, but now it's boring....
  5. Massiff_Attack Jedi Knight

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    Same kind of joke I posted a month ago, but with all new material. I had some more ideas I wanted to share. This is only the second time Dakai, but I guess I've over done it a bit now...

    :) :( :_| :)
  6. Icebreaker Force Ghost

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  7. Padawan716 Force Ghost

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    Kinda like Hasbro itself...
  8. royalguard96 Jedi Grand Master

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  9. Mara_Jade_Fan Jedi Grand Master

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    I thought it was funny. :D

    Actually, if Hasbro did make some of those figures, they might sell better. ;) Unfortunately a lot of stores have been referring to Star Wars merchandise as "shelf trash" these days. :(
  10. Icebreaker Force Ghost

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    [color=336699]It was funny the first time he did it...I dunno about anyone else but Hasbro bashing is becoming almost annoying as PT bashing...
    :(



    ~ICeBReaKeR
    He has never been cooler...[/color]
  11. Sithman Jedi Grand Master

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    Ditto, Icey.
    Edited: You know why ;)
  12. Icebreaker Force Ghost

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  13. KitFisto777 Jedi Knight

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    Very funny material. The scary thing is it could be true. By the way you forgot Jawa #5 with Useless Action Pose and Quick Draw Action.

    The best one has to be: Anakin ? repackage of Episode I kid version dressed like Lando.
  14. ThePostman Jedi Master

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    Even Piell ? with ultra cool sculpt and brilliant accessories


    ONE CAN ONLY HOPE...


    Kittens, hahehehahe,

    Its like every time you say you dont believe in fairies one falls dead, Oh look there goes Richard Simmons!

    Sorry that was mean, but I am in a very bad mood...I have gone every night to walmart for a month and yet still I cant find anything
  15. LittleGreenMaster Jedi Master

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    MssiffAttack Cute list, but Kinda Silly :)
    Thank you Sithman once again! :D I love kittens, :p but that was hysterical [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] he he he L he he G he he M
  16. Billy_Dee_Binks Force Ghost

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    Padmé with erecting nipples feature
    from the holo transmission scene on her
    Naboo Yacht. ;)
  17. Ret Jedi Grand Master

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    Funny.

    Loved : "Jango Fett ? falling over when trying to stand on shelf action"

    And the jedi points certificate.
  18. Macewindu77815 Jedi Master

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    WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT SITHMAN?!?!?! hehe [face_laugh]
  19. JediJunkie247 Jedi Grand Master

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    Let's see

    Jango with unposeable body and no weapons

    Does this mean he comes naked?
    Man, that's a frightening image
  20. Drac39 Force Ghost

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  21. Estranged Jedi Master

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    I thought it was funny. That "with yoda hover chair" recurring joke is great!!
  22. darkOmegazer0 Jedi Master

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    I never seen this before so its funny to me.
  23. Massiff_Attack Jedi Knight

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  24. g-blatt Jedi Knight

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    how about:
    Jango Fett-Stupid New Repaint!
    Jango Fett-With Head Bumping Action!
    Jango Fett-Hollogram
    Jango Fett-Star Pilot with Button Pushing Action!
    Jango Fett-Lightsaber Hacking Action!
    Jango Fett-With Getting DNA Sample Taken Action! and Real Working Syringe!
    Jango Fett-With Stupid Cloth Good?s Armor
    Jango Fett-With Jest for the Hek of it Action!
    Jango Fett-With Removable Helmet Action!
    Jango Fett-With the Next Jango Fett Preview Action!
    Jango Fett-With Elusive Dark Horse Comic: Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Jango?s
    Jango Fett-With Knee-Dart Firing Action!
    Jango Fett-With Real Opening Pockets
    Young Jango Fett- ATOC Boba Fett Repaint!
    Jango Fett-With Eating Action!
    Jango Fett-With New i-Mac and OS-X Jaguar Upgrade CD!
    Jango Fett-With Life Size Slave 1!
    Jango Fett-With Dying Action!
    Jango Fett-In Clone Trooper Disguise!(Deluxe Clone Trooper Repaint!)
    Jango Fett-With Eating Action!

    Edited: By request of g-blatt
  25. Sithman Jedi Grand Master

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    But LOL at your list, blatt! [face_laugh]
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