NEW!! Hasbro Announces 2004 Star Wars Toys!! Even More Resculpts Then 2003!! Could Be Genuine!!

Hasbro are about to announce the new Star Wars toys we can expect to be playing with in 2004!! This is a sneak preview list:

Basic Figures

They have not confirmed the exact details of these figures, but there will be over 200 in the first wave of the Collection 1 figures and just under 3 in the first wave of Collection 2 figures.

Anakin ? with giant talking rocket backpack (says: ?Im a Jedi, be my friend?)
Anakin ? with hologram of Jabba the Hutt
Anakin ? with empty package feature (for you to imagine what Hasbro should really make!!)
Anakin ? with novelty flying disk
Anakin ? wishing action, rub his stomach for good luck!! (please note: NOT A WISHING TOY)
Anakin ? with jawa kicking action
Anakin ? secret magic crystal feature!!
Anakin ? with Yoda?s hover chair
Anakin ? Silent Bob disguise
Anakin ? with glow in the dark eyes
Jango Fett ? dolphin rescue
Jango Fett ? with T-Rex, carving knife, and BBQ grill
Jango Fett ? popcorn surprise!!
Jango Fett - with Yoda's hover chair
Jango Fett ? falling over when trying to stand on shelf action
Jango Fett ? with exclusive recipe book: ?How to Cook Dewbacks?
Jango Fett ? with unposeable body and no weapons
Obi-Wan ? with flip open and fire rocket launching chest gun action feature
Obi-Wan ? with roller-blades and vest
Obi-Wan ? with Darth Vader helmet (Episode 1 era)
Obi-Wan ? with Yoda?s hover chair
Padme ? with firing catapult death launcher
Padme ? kaminoan slaughter
Padme ? with Yoda?s hover chair
Mace ? with stupid arm (Episode II repackage)
Mace ? with magic set
Mace ? with Yoda?s hover chair
Mace ? with massive axe battling action
Mace ? Dr Spock disguise
Mace ? complete with jawa and baby bantha
Yoda ? stompin? wampa action!!
Yoda ? without Yoda?s hover chair
Yoda ? with stun gun and plastic cow
Yoda ? slip and slide (put this special Yoda on an ice cube and watch in amazement as he slips off!!)
Even Piell ? with ultra cool sculpt and brilliant accessories

12? Figures

Padme ? with extra large head in case you don?t recognise her bad sculpt
Anakin ? with ultra unposeable body
Anakin ? repackage of Episode I kid version dressed like Lando
Han Solo ? with face that looks like Mark Hamill

Jedi Master Points

New offer!!
Collect 10000 points to receive your very own certificate that says: ?I ________ have been waiting for a new Jedi Master Points offer for over 20 years?.

Special 27th Anniversary Edition Figures

These are all painted a special metallic muddy green and are ebay exclusives.

Mace ? with stupid arm (Episode II repackage)
Obi-Wan ? pilot (Episode II repackage)
Padme - arena battle (Episode II repackage)

Exclusives

Only available at selected stores.

Padme Glob ? Fill her up with the supplied slime, press her head and watch as green ooze comes out of her mouth and nose, just like in the film!! (Safeway exclusive)
Jango Fett ? with BMX stunt bike (7-11 exclusive)

Hasbro do it again!! Hundreds of useless resculpted main characters and only one new ?never been done before? one we all really want. Very bad Hasbro.


(Please note that this list has not been confirmed by Hasbro, but it has not been denied either. So its definitely genuine. Or not)

 

this is an old joke.

 

but knowing hasbro

 

i know! it was so funny the first 3456 billion times you did it, but now it's boring....

 

Same kind of joke I posted a month ago, but with all new material. I had some more ideas I wanted to share. This is only the second time Dakai, but I guess I've over done it a bit now...

 

[color=336699]I know...first time you did this it was funny...now its just...




~ICeBReaKeR
He has never been cooler...[/color]

 

Kinda like Hasbro itself...

 

This is spam.

 

I thought it was funny.

Actually, if Hasbro did make some of those figures, they might sell better. Unfortunately a lot of stores have been referring to Star Wars merchandise as "shelf trash" these days.

 

[color=336699]It was funny the first time he did it...I dunno about anyone else but Hasbro bashing is becoming almost annoying as PT bashing...




~ICeBReaKeR
He has never been cooler...[/color]

 

Ditto, Icey.
Edited: You know why

 

[color=336699]Poor Kittens!




~ICeBReaKeR
He has never been cooler...[/color]

 

Very funny material. The scary thing is it could be true. By the way you forgot Jawa #5 with Useless Action Pose and Quick Draw Action.

The best one has to be: Anakin ? repackage of Episode I kid version dressed like Lando.

 

Even Piell ? with ultra cool sculpt and brilliant accessories


ONE CAN ONLY HOPE...


Kittens, hahehehahe,

Its like every time you say you dont believe in fairies one falls dead, Oh look there goes Richard Simmons!

Sorry that was mean, but I am in a very bad mood...I have gone every night to walmart for a month and yet still I cant find anything

 

MssiffAttack Cute list, but Kinda Silly
Thank you Sithman once again! I love kittens, but that was hysterical he he he L he he G he he M

 

Padmé with erecting nipples feature
from the holo transmission scene on her
Naboo Yacht.

 

Funny.

Loved : "Jango Fett ? falling over when trying to stand on shelf action"

And the jedi points certificate.

 

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT SITHMAN?!?!?! hehe

 

Let's see

Jango with unposeable body and no weapons

Does this mean he comes naked?
Man, that's a frightening image

 

Boring!

 

I thought it was funny. That "with yoda hover chair" recurring joke is great!!

 

I never seen this before so its funny to me.

 

2003 Star Wars Hasbro Collection Announced!! Could Be Genuine!!

Thats a link to the original thread I posted a month or so ago. It has completely different jokes in it, but I guess the people who are complaining above have had enough of it...

 

how about:
Jango Fett-Stupid New Repaint!
Jango Fett-With Head Bumping Action!
Jango Fett-Hollogram
Jango Fett-Star Pilot with Button Pushing Action!
Jango Fett-Lightsaber Hacking Action!
Jango Fett-With Getting DNA Sample Taken Action! and Real Working Syringe!
Jango Fett-With Stupid Cloth Good?s Armor
Jango Fett-With Jest for the Hek of it Action!
Jango Fett-With Removable Helmet Action!
Jango Fett-With the Next Jango Fett Preview Action!
Jango Fett-With Elusive Dark Horse Comic: Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Jango?s
Jango Fett-With Knee-Dart Firing Action!
Jango Fett-With Real Opening Pockets
Young Jango Fett- ATOC Boba Fett Repaint!
Jango Fett-With Eating Action!
Jango Fett-With New i-Mac and OS-X Jaguar Upgrade CD!
Jango Fett-With Life Size Slave 1!
Jango Fett-With Dying Action!
Jango Fett-In Clone Trooper Disguise!(Deluxe Clone Trooper Repaint!)
Jango Fett-With Eating Action!

Edited: By request of g-blatt

 

But LOL at your list, blatt!