Discussion in 'London UK' started by Ellbobin, Oct 19, 2004.
starts in 25 mins!
and please no 'Yeah I know' posts
3 minutes to go!!!
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!! I ROTFLMAO!!
Davith's mum and dad!
That was the funniest thing! I've been watching the extras on interactive. Alittle bit to racist but still
You people butcher the Welsh language!
"DD" is a Welsh vowel, pronounced "TH".
Just thought you would like to know
What's welsh for internet?
Try saying that after 5 pints....
I won't even bother trying to give you the phonetic spelling. Oh, go one then.
So now you know!
Okay was I watching the same show as everyone else? I thought it was pants. Everything seemed laboured, and the absurdity was there for it's own sake rather than to compliment anything particularly interesting the show had to say. I saw a few episodes of the first series, and they were quite good. Each of the sketches seemed to have more to it than lunatic events. This second series (IMO) has fallen into the trap of most second series after a trailblazing and surprisingly popular first... overconfidence, a longer leash, and a need to move beyond the initial eureka moments of the original characters. Lucas and Walliams had to think of something new... and IMO, they floundered quite horribly. I was bored and irritated by it, and will not be watching again.
I feel exactly the same way about The Office
OH MY GOD EVERTON! Cant beleive you just said that, your well rasist!
Anyway on again tonight and at 11 a documentary about the real life people (where they got the ideas)
Huh, what??????? What was rascist in Evertons post????
Well yeah but no but............
Its a Vicky saying:
Yeah, but ,no ,but shut you dont even knoiw anything cos vicky says it in like every speach, but that dont even mater cos you obviusly dont watch it cos your well rasist!
You know this stuff when you have the DVD.
Who saw the SW refrance!
Agent: I've just had a call from George Lucas!
Actor: The Man who made Howard the Duck?
Agent: Yes, and Star wars! Now he's making a new one and he would like you to be Obi-Wan Kenobis cousin: Keneth Kenobi!
Actor: So they want me to be in it, write the theme tune, sing the theme tune?
Agent: No, Star Wars already has music...
Agent: It's star wars, that?s a lot of money, and they'll even make you in to an action figure!
Actor: This is in a galaxy far far away, doo do do doo, There is a war, doo do do doo, Id be so good for, the Rebel Alliance!
I always thought Anne from Little Britain would have made a good choice for the role of Luke Skywalker in Empire Strikes Back.....
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: Eh Eh Ehhhhh. Eh Eh Ehhhhhhhhh..
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: Eh Eh Eh?
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Eh Eh Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Ray McCooney would be great as Yoda. I imagine him training a group of dwarven Jedi initiates to channel the Force through small wooden swanny whistles.
Yoda: Loast a planet, have ye, Master Kenobi? Ach, 'tis a querrulous paradaigm, and nay mistake, would ye no say, wee sprites? Whit'll we dae aboot it? *Blows whistle.* C'mon, oot with ye, ya naughty wee planet. Show yersel' afore the very eyes of our assembled youngling kin. *Whistles again. One of the Jedi younglings shakes his head jadedly, flicks a switch on a nearby computer console, and a 3D image of the stars, with a representation of the missing planet in question holding position in the centre, is projected into the middle of the room* Crivens! 'Tis the mysterious orb hersel', awakened as by some eldritch wizardry and foisted intae oor midst! Avert thine delicate eyes, wee children!!
Kenobi: Ye do know that's just a hologram, don't ye?
LOL?Very good! Most impressive?.
Here?s why I think the Emperor saved Anakin Skywalker from the molten pit even though he was nearly dead at the time?..I think it was very much like Andy and Lou from Little Britain??.and he took a little advice from Grand Moff Tarkin
Emperor Palpatine:- So which jedi shall we turn to the dark side today then?
Grand Moff Tarkin:- (Points to the molten lava to see a barely surviving Anakin Skywalker) I want that one.
Emperor Palpatine:- Are you sure? Remember you said that Anakin Skywalker was an insecure little turnip with all the usefulness in a duel as a slightly oiled cabbage?
Grand Moff Tarkin:- Yeah I know.
Emperor Palpatine:- So maybe we should try and seduce Obi Wan to the dark side?
Grand Moff Tarkin:- (With a glum look on his face he turns to Palps) Skywalker?
Emperor Palpatine:- Are you sure? It will be a right kafuffle keeping him alive, we will have to create a black suit with a black helmet with flashing lights and all that.
Grand Moff Tarkin:- (Pointing at Skywalker and reiterating the statement) I want that one!
Later on after they have constructed the suit and are reviving Skywalker in his new Vader outfit??.
Emperor Palpatine:- Lord Vader?
Vader:- Yes Master
Emperor Palpatine:- RIIIISEEE?..
Grand Moff Tarkin:- I don?t like it?..
Padme has come to see anikin after his transformation.
Anikin: Call me Vader Darling everybody does!
Obi wan: Anikin, Have you gone to the darkside?
Anikin: Yeah, but, no, but well there was this whole thing happened right with paplatine right and SHUT UP! you dont even know anything cos paplys realy sidious in costume and killed all the jedi!