[New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber

Discussion in 'Milwaukee, WI' started by Earwen_Lightrider, Nov 13, 2006.

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  1. Earwen_Lightrider Former RSA & Spokantina CR

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    Long long ago, in a
    galaxy far, far away?


    PINK
    FIVE

    The Rebel Alliance?s destruction of the
    DEATH STAR? made Luke Skywalker?
    a hero throughout the galaxy?

    But many other untrained pilots also
    risked their lives in that fateful battle?


    [The screen suddenly cuts from the ship scene to an announcer desk with a shiny protocol droid making an announcement]

    We interrupt this regularly scheduled fan film to bring you an important announcement. The MidWest Region is experiencing a change in officers on patrol. mirax80 and Drk Father1 have been mysteriously replaced by Earwen_Lightrider and jedi_runya. These two will be taking on the duties as your Regional RSAs. So please pester them with any board issues you may have.

    [scene cuts to a reporter standing next to the two new RSAs]

    I?m here with Natalie [Earwen_Lightrider] and Christina [jedi_runya] to give you more details on this breaking news.

    Seems Natalie was previously the RSA in the Pacific and has recently moved into our region. Her Fan Force experience dates back to 2004 when she helped found the Spokantina, a great group of people in Spokane, WA. She enjoys working with all sorts of people, likes making new friends, and is proud to be called a geek. She now resides in Madison, WI and is getting to know the patrons of the Mad Ison Cantina.

    Christina is the current CR from St. Louis, MO. She has been involved with Fan Force for 4 years and has worked hard gathering other obsessed SW fans together since moving to St. Louis in 2003. She loves meeting new people, working on computers and playing on the net all through the night.

    We now open up our broadcast to questions and comments from those standing by. This sector should be advised that Earwen_Lightrider is the main RSA for this sector.
  2. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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  3. Earwen_Lightrider Former RSA & Spokantina CR

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    [image=http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/2113e33.jpg]

    "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"
  4. jedi_runya Manager Emeritus

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    Oh My!! *reminds self to steer clear of killer bunnies... :D
  5. BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm trying very hard to care.
  6. Idaara Jedi Knight

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    About the change, or about bunnies?
  7. solo414 Jedi Master

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    Mar 28, 2002
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    I care a lot about rabbits, not so much about RSAs. Rabbits are a lot more fun to cuddle.
  8. Idaara Jedi Knight

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    But how many RSA's have you cuddled to make an accurate comparison? ;)
  9. solo414 Jedi Master

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    Well, none. But I hope RSAs aren't fluffy. 'Cause that's just weird.
  10. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    As I understand it RSAs are actually multi-dimensional beings. In order to cuddle with them you need to first consume a pan-galactic-gargle blaster while yodeling the theme from M*A*S*H. Oh - and you have to create a singularity which would of course destroy our little corner of the galaxy. That's not so bad though - the western spiral arm has never been very fashionable.

  11. Snuggiwan76 Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 29, 2004
    Howdy all. Been awhile since I have been here. Looks like big changes new RSA. All I did was have a kid, and buy a house.
    Hard to measure up to the whole RSA thing really. Wow. <<Pause>> What's a RSA exactly?
  12. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    RSA

    Redundant Squid Actuator
    Rebellious Service Attendant
    Regional Sales Associate
    Red Squishy Artichoke

    Shall I go on?
  13. solo414 Jedi Master

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    Mar 28, 2002
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    Really Silly Aardvark
    Robust Sweet Apple
    Rectangular Stair Apparatus
    Rodent Seeking Ape
    Radiant Sun Above
  14. Snuggiwan76 Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 29, 2004
    Rose Scented After-shave

    Repugnant Smelling Aroma

    Reaming Something Always

    Really Small Appliance

    Radioactive Simian Assistant

    Reluctant Shower Attendee

    Robotic Sales Associate

    Redundant Site Advisor
  15. JediRacer8 Jedi Master

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    Feb 26, 2004
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    My favorite is Robotic Sales Associate. Let's go with that one.

    Doesn't the term "bansaber" seem a tiny bit negative?
  16. NoxiousTed Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2005
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    Seems a whole lot negative. And they wonder why they have this negative association...
  17. solo414 Jedi Master

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    That's a Tool of the Almighty RSA! Say nothing against the Bansaber for it is a Mighty Tool and shall smite all ye who do not follow the Rules.
  18. Outlander_ Jedi Knight

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    Apr 11, 2002
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    I got your bansaber.....
  19. jedi_runya Manager Emeritus

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    hehe, first I have to say I am Really Shockingly Amused. It is wonderful to see all this action!

    But right now, I am a Ridiculously Sleepy Advisor... if any of you ever need anything let Nat or I know. I promise not pull out the bansaber without a good reason. :D
  20. FennShysha Jedi Knight

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    Do I get a bansaber if I become CR?
  21. JediRacer8 Jedi Master

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    Yes. Power-trips over an online message board where you are king come with the title. I think it's in the by-laws.
  22. solo414 Jedi Master

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    I believe you're right, Racer.
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