FF:QLD New Phone

Well as the title says, I have a new phone which means new number. If ye all wish to contact me PM me your number and I'll text you back.

Happy hunting.

 

How do I know you won't use it to stalk me?

 

I promise Stalking will only happen between one and six am

 

Yeah, I still prefer not. And you're lucky you didn't say 12-6.

 

You kidding? That's when I play Connect Four with the Tigers at Australia Zoo.

 

*gasps* I LOVE Connect Four!
lol. It was actually in reference to the MSN thing that I posted in the What Sucks thread. And I meant 12-6am.

 

Be that as it may I have no idea what I'm about to say. Which is no surprise really considering someone made off with half my brian today.

But I think you left the "p" off the end... 12 to 6 amps sounds about right.

 

You have a brian? I want a brian!

lol. Let's electrocute something...

Where's my cat?








Jokes.

 

Yeah about that... Um... Hey look! The Royal dresser is here.

 

I don't know what that is, but lets electrocute it instead.

...

So, you go a new phone?

 

I admit to nothing.

Or was that nothing admits to me.

I always get those two confused.... Right I'm hooking up the electrodes, the power is building... Flick the switch when you're ready.


NO WAIT!



Ok now you can.

 

*evil cackle*

*grabs hold of switch*

This is gonna be fun.

*flicks switch*

*fizzles, then nothing*

What did you do wrong?!

 

Damn, I was sure I had the right connectors... Ok well maybe the pink ones then...

 

Say when...

 

Do I have to? Cause you know I really wanted to say fish.

 

*pulls switch*

*crackling electricity explodes*

Oh look! Ash!

So, you have a three?

 

Three bowls of Tofu? You betcha... Would you like fries with that?

 

Ah. Yeah. Could I also get a soft serve?

 

Hmmm, all I got here is a Nerf Bat... Will that do?

 

Well. I'm on a diet... But what the hey? Sure, I'll have that.

 

One Nerf bat coming up! *Whacks Lolly Tolly over the head with Nerf bat* Right, would you like anything else?

 

My money back.

 

Well considering no money was ever exchanged in the first place, sure... Here, have some... Um... Air.

 

Damn! I thought I might be able to swindle you... You are a mighty opponent...

It's amazing how off topic this is.

Bishop to King 4

 

What's that? There was a topic?