Newbie post, so be gentle :)

Hay Mercury_rapids, choose a box 1,2 or 3.






Are you sure you want that one????

 

Hullo!

*waves to Mercury with a soft feather duster, in order to be gentle*

 

Darth_Da****, I'm not that thick..lol.. nothing happens when I select the tracks.

 

Hello.

If you're new here there are a few simple rules:

1) Avoid TTG
2) Avoid me
3) Oh wait don't avoid me
4) but do avoid TTG
5) Leave my super-sexy-swinging-sixties-psychedelic-'saber alone! you can't have it!
6) don't kick people in the groin

 

// laughs in the Mutley stylee as Edith boings up and down on Garrett's pink "lightsaber"

Tips: Ignore Garrett - the pink kangaroo with the yellow ears (Edith) is MINE
Ignore Garrett
Ignore Garrett
Flick Garrett on the ear
Ignore Garrett

 

Ah wonderful. I do enjoy newbies.

 

Between two slices of Hovis or on a nice fresh bap?

 

I'm impartial to them between Tesco instore bakery soft white baps 59p pack of 6.

 

Hello Mercury Rev, welcome to the boards.

And yes the Republic Army's logo is the same as the Imperial Army's logo (except one has more spiky bits than the other, I can't remember which though) and yes that's pretty cool.

And I suggest you don't let AFI put you "between his baps".

 

And now that you have joined us Mercury_Rapids, just know that ObiJohnKenobi has huge man breasts. Which he waggles to hypnotise young boys.

 

Want to know about OAC? Scroll to the bottom of the page. Look at the Latest Headlines box. Third headline down: Jedi Outcast "Bot" Tutorial. OAC will be hosting that tutorial.

 

But OJK wrote the tutorial. The only reason he's not hosting it is because, he is hanging out in the mens toilets waiting for young boys.

 

And until OAC lets them out of his sordid bedroom, I'll have to keep waiting.

 

I'm [coughs]protecting[/coughs] them from the evil OJK.

 

Headline - Shock ,Horror - young fans probed by lightsabre.


Hi Merc - ignore the old perverts - I've been here for a month and have yet to be abused properly.

*bends over*

I like it here - see i already have my own hammock.
over there is a stale sandwich
and you can take anything you want from my shelf of the fridge (apart from the pepperoni)

 

Belated welcome to Fan Force, Mercury Rapids.