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Newbie Welcome Party!! Newbies come and have fun!

Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by JediSenoj451, Jun 5, 2001.

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  1. Asiil Jedi Knight

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    May 31, 2001
    Seems I've come at a bad time.....droids blew up the restarant....there's gooberfish in the pool.....

    Well, anyways I'm new...
  2. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    Yeah, I'm with you on that one, Jedi Tin-Buk_tu. Can I call you JTBT for short? You have a very long name. Anyway, you're right. He would short ciruit and I wouldn't want to be in the water when he does. That's a catch 22 in a way, isn't it? We're going to kill VAder if he doesn't join a team, but once he gets in the water he's going to die. ;)

    Edit: Oh, hey Asiil. I didn't see you there. We were just debating on whether or not Vader could or would play water polo. Make yourself confortable.
  3. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2001
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    Welcome, Asiil. You didn't come at a bad time. We're just having, uh, "very bad reactor leak" here. "Give us a few seconds to lock it down." Just kidding. ;) Enjoy yourself.

    JediSenoj451, you can call me JTBT. Just don't call me Tin-Buk Rodgers! Maybe we can make Vader a life-guard. He doesn't have to get in the pool. He can levitate somebody out if they're drowning...or being eaten by a gooberfish ;)
  4. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

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    Jun 1, 2001
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    Hmm. It seems the mishappenings of this party have scared the newbies off! We need to fix this.

    Call in the Constructicons to begins repairs and - oh wait. That's Transformers, not Star Wars. Sorry. [face_blush]
  5. Morgaine Ex-Manager

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2001
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    lol JTBT :D

    Maybe we should use a fishing-rod to catch the gooberfish. ;)
    Wait a moment, I'll get one... :)




    Oh, and welcome Asiil :)
  6. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    This place is falling apart. Where did the gooberfish come from? Oh wait. I remember now. I dumped my fish tank into the pool... I guess the gooberfish just multiplied. Oopps.
  7. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

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    Jun 1, 2001
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    Way to go, JediSenoj451. You should've known better than to dump those fish in there. Those gooberfish are like Gremlins. You get 'em around water, and they multiply.

    Oops. Maybe that's got something to do with what they *do* [face_love] in the water. [face_devil] Never mind... [face_blush]

    Either way, we need to clean this place up a bit. How about a thermal detonator? I'm holding one right here! [face_mischief]

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    *everybody runs!*
  8. Asiil Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2001
    I'm not scared off:)

    When's the restarant going to be open again? I'm getting hungry. Maybe Vader should be the chef...keep him away from the water...
  9. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

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    Jun 1, 2001
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    Vader as the cook? Now that's not a bad idea.

    How about the Emperor? He could "fry" the chicken with his lightning bolts (bad pun, I know).
  10. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2001
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    LOL. That's not a bad idea JTBT. But I was thinking more along the lines of letting Yoda be the chef. I was always curious what he fed Luke in ESB. ;)
  11. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2001
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    JediSenoj451, that's the problem. We don't know WHAT Yoda fed Luke. Do we really wanna know? I got one word for ya: POTLUCK. Yep.

    Maybe we should set up a little wrestling ring in our party, and have a triple-threat match between Vader, Yoda, and the Emperor to determine who becomes the cook.

    BTW, How's the theme park coming? Can't wait for that. I love rollercoasters.
  12. Padawanboy Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
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    Well, hello fellow newbies!! Mind if I join in the tip-top-tastic fun were all having?!?!?

    Darn it! Betrayed by our own cook droids! Noooooooooo, they'll be no more food!
  13. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    Hey Padawanboy. Welcome. We're just trying to decide here on who is going to be the cook. ;)

    Come on, JTBT, who wants Vader or the Emperor as chefs? Can you imagine them in a cooking apron? LOL....that's a funny thought.

    It's not fair to have a wrestling match. Vader's about 5 feet taller than Yoda! My candidate would never stand a chance.

    Oh, wait. I have a better idea. The park is finished. See. Those are all the rollercoasters. Why don't we put all the people who are running for the chef position on the rollercoaster rides? The one that can ride them the longest will win!
  14. Padawanboy Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
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    Whatever Yoda fed Luke is ESB, it did not look nice at all! It looked like some sort of porridge, that had been left to mould over for about a year. Yoda has erm...erm...erm...unusual tastes, to put it lightly!

    But the idea of the Empreror as the cook was cool! The chicken would be ready in no time! A mobile, yet short tempered, portable cooker!
  15. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    OK OK. Maybe YOda's food didn't LOOK good, but it must have been healthy. How else would Yoda have lived to be 900 years old. ;)
  16. Padawanboy Jedi Knight

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    May 23, 2001
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    Ahhh! Poweful Jedi was he!

    Talking of that, does anyone know what kind of species Yoda is? I've looked in the Official Star Wars Book of Characters and under species name is just says "unknown". I've always wondered that, and never found any answer! Er..ok...does anyone have any ideas on it?
  17. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2001
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    Welcome to the party,Padawanboy.

    Yoda's food might not taste good in your mouth, but he did become a powerful Jedi. And so did Luke, not long after eating Yoda's food! But Yoda riding the rollercoaster wouldn't be fair either, JediSenoj451. He couldn't see over the car. He could only feel the g-forces.

    Anyway, forget Yoda, the Emperor, and Vader riding the rollercoaster. I'm getting on!

    Padawanboy, nobody knows what species either Yoda or Yaddle are. It's just one of those mysteries of Star Wars, and I suspect we'll never find out because that's one thing Lucas won't let the EU cover. It adds to the character if his origins are kept a mystery (kinda like ET). I do know this: in the old Star Wars role-playing game, Yoda recalls his past a bit. He remembers a war where his family was killed, and it gives him bitter feelings about fighting.
  18. Stranded in space Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2000
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    Welcome Jedi Toinne, Jedi Papas, Grand Admiral Thracken, Asiil, and Padawan Boy, if i forgot you or mispelled you name sorry...

    And as a token of my appricataion, everyone get a bottle of sun block. that way you don't burn you shoulders like i did, and have the minor problems that came with it...

  19. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    Hey Stranded! Glad to see that you are back. How was your trip? JTBT, Padawanboy and I are trying to decide was is going to be chef after I fired the droids for blowing up the restaurant. The candidates are as follows:

    1. Yoda "Go little greenguy!" ;)
    2. Vader
    3. Emperor

    Who has your vote?
  20. Morgaine Ex-Manager

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    Mar 19, 2001
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  21. JediSenoj451 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
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    Ha ha ha! My forces in support for Yoda are growing stronger.
  22. Stranded in space Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2000
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    it was a great trip, Jedi Senoj451. execpt i'm burnt, cause i forgot sun block.

    I vote for ummmmm... A recount.... no? okay then i'll go with majority and say Yoda!
  23. Jedi_Tin-Buk_Tu Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2001
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    Uh oh. Are we gonna have to put a survey on this board. It looks like it! But then again, we need to keep the debate in this topic/party.

    It doesn't really matter to me. To be honest, I don't know if I trust Vader or the Emperor with my food. Yoda's food may taste bad, but we know it's good for us! On the other hand, Vader and the Emperor may be like the witch from the Hansel & Gretel fable.

    My doctor has an old adage. "If it tastes good, spit it out of your mouth." That may ring true here...
  24. Angel5000 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 6, 2001
    star 4
    Um...hi there. I'm new here, and completely lost...someone wanna help me out a little?

    while I'm waiting perhaps I'll take a swim(?)
  25. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- enters carrying a tray filled with bowls containing a moldy porridge-like substance --

    Since the restaurant's undergoing major repairs, I thought it would be nice to bring some food for everyone. The recipe is one I found in Yoda's old cookbook.

    Let me see...

    -- sets the tray on a nearby table --

    It's called 'Hot & Spicy Dagobah Grubworms.'



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