Newbie Welcome Party!! Newbies come and have fun!

All I can say is, that the plot thickens...

But I didn't do it alone. Who do you think was my "supplier"?

Master Lookas...

BTW, why don't you all go over by the pool and try the punch. In light of JediSenoj's discovery, I may have left a little surprise for you...MWa-ha-ha-ha!

 

*Steps back from Darth Malice, hand still clutching his Lightsaber*

The Force is my ally! I defend the common good, and fight against injustice. I haven't challenged you, I have simply been ready to defend if you struck.
Yes, there was one time when I was on the verge of giving in to my anger, but I am a Jedi, and I can control my anger!

I will not attack you, Darth Malice, I will simply defend.

 

*whispers something in his apprentice's ear*

Darth Malice, I think you will find making this Jedi strike out in anger will be very easy. Simply torment the boy with your Jar-Jar impressions...or Force push him into the pool...or tell him his girlfriend is really his sister. Mwahahahahahahaha...oh, sorry, did my manic laughter just deafen you?

 

The Force Rulezzzz !!!

 

Ah, thank you for your advice, Master Lookas.

Padawanboy, Jar Jar was your sister's, cousin's, college roomate's boyfriend! Ah-ha! Ha! ha!

*looks and whispers to Master Lookas*



How was that, Master Lookas?

That means, Padawanboy, that you are absolutely nothing to Jar Jar, and nothing to me! Ha, Ha-ha!

Lamja, yes the Force does rule. But it is the true nature of the Force - the dark side - that rules. The light side droolz!!!! Come join us! Or, better yet, have a sip of the punch and join your friends...in desolation!

For you see, Jar Jar wasn't banished because he was clumsy. He was banished because he was trying to peddle stardust in Otoh Gunga! And he didn't just crash the bosses' "heyblibber" after he "boomed da Gasser". He STOLE the heyblibber! He was gonna steal it, and sell it to Padme for money to suport his "habit". And of course, Master Lookas knew this. He was hoping that Padme would get indicted in the conspiracy. But that addict Jar Jar messed up everything and got caught! "He's as clumsy as he is stupid!"

 

*clips Darth_Malice on the ear*

That was never my plan! Why would I want that poor girl to get in trouble with the authorities?!

 

*sheepish look *

Sorry, Master Lookas, it was MY plan. I was only trying to get revenge for you. After all, that's what a Sith Lord does: he goes for revenge.

Hey! This party needs some music!

*grabs yet another weapon: the Sith Boom Box*

Call me DJ Malice!

*plays some of the worst heavy metal music you've ever heard*

Aaarggh. I can't stand this myself! I'll just leave it with you people, ha ha ha! We'll be back!

*takes off with Darth Lookas in Sith starship, covering ears*

 

Oh, dear!!!! You starting to scare me....

**runs over to stero and turns it off. Checks watch**

Oh! look at the time got to go!

**waves good-bye with a duffle bag in tow**

See you around i'm going to be gone for ten days, i'm biking across ga.

**jumps onto the back of her tandem, and waves good-bye**

Wish me luck!!! And there better be something left when i get back. I gonna want to swimming, so there better be a pool here when i get back.

 

Wow I missed alot!!

*turns and whispers something to singing bears. Grins as they start to sing "the twist"*

There, that should keep them safe!!

 

Bye Stranded! *sighs* You seem to have so much fun. Well, have a good trip, and we'll miss you!

 

*sends Sith probe after Stranded*

Bye, Stranded. Have a nice trip, heh heh heh...

Angel5000,
*looks around to see if Master Lookas is looking...*
I'm doing the twist!

*starts dancing*

 

*is watching. sighs. pulls tazer out from his sleeve and fries Darth_Malice.*

You know how I feel about dancing!! No-one may dance unless I have someone to dance with!!

 

*picks self up after being zapped out, dusts self off*

Sorry about that, Master Lookas. Good thing you didn't "free James Brown" at Kessel instead. Now, how about this...



*dances way over to Padawanboy*

*Padawanboy perplexed by Malice's odd behavior*

*Malice ignites light-hoola-hoop and swings at Padwanboy...*

 

*Taken aback by Malice's surprise strike, and odd behaviour, only just ingnites Lightsaber in time, defends the blow from Malice, and assumes classic defensive stance*

 

*light-hoola-hoop bounces back at Malice, cuts him in half!*

Uh, Master Lookas, I need your help here...

In the meantime...

*lower half of his body walks over to the pool for a swim, the upper half tries to bite Padawanboy's ankles*

Have at you, you yellow coward! "I have you now!"

*looks over at lower half of body, doing the scissor stroke in the pool*

I guess my lower half still belongs to Tin-Buk Tu...grrr...

 

*Somersaults away from upper half of Darth Malice*

I thought you had a normal Lightsaber!!! You did when you first decided to crash the party anyway!

*Stares at the upper and lower halves of Darth Malice, in shock. Turns to stare at his own Lightsaber, then back at Malice*

 

How did this place go from a party zone to a war zone?

 

Don't look at me! It was all going fine until Jedi Tin-Buk Tu decided to turn! I'm just here to defend, nothing more. Believe me, I came here for free food, not to watch Darth Malice's upper body try to bite my leg off!

 

"Tis merely a flesh wound. I've had worse!"

*Security guard comes back on the scene*

Security guard: "Now look at you! What are you doing down there? Trying to look up the girl's skirts?!? I've had about enough of you, you little pervert!"

*Malice protests again, but has no legs to run away with*

*Security officer drags Malice upper torso away to his patrol speeder*

*an astromech droid rolls by, and whistles something to Malice*

"Of course I've looked better!"

 

*voice comes from lower half of Darth Malice (but you don't really wanna know where it's coming from...)*

Yeah! Yeah! Take him away!

*continues to swim*

Hey! You know what this party needs? A musical act! Anybody have any suggestions? I like the Corrs...

 

*Malice, still being dragged away*

Oh, give me a break, former half-of-me!

But ya know, the Corrs aren't a bad idea. I could hit on the girls...

*Malice whapped in the head by Security officer*

Security Officer: You ain't gonna be hittin on anybody for a long time. Unless it's that Rodian in cell #13...heh heh...

 

*lower half of Malice body*

Never mind him. Anybody got a suggestion for a music act for this party?

 

Let's put on a Musical Performance of The Phantom of the Opera. It's my favorite.

 

Same here!

 

Hey!! I made Darth_Malice dance!! LoL!!

Ya know - we NEED more new people here!!