JCC Next big thing

jesus christ.

 

That was so two thousand years ago.

 

Please God no

 

your moms bum

 

Arrival Language Paint Set.

 

Then a new "strictly cannibal, no carbs" diet.

 

Eat thy neighbour, I say.

 

Armor.

 

Donald as a first name for newborn boys, and girls, in Alabama.

 

Trial by combat.

 

I say that's a really stupid idea! What do you say to that?

 

See? Already catching on. Definitely the next big thing. See you at dawn Sarge!

 

You're offering me my choice of weapons? Fine, I'll take the sharp one.

(Now all I have to do is figure out how to make sure he can't get a grip on me. If this turns into a grapple, I'm freshsqueezed like limey juice.)

Hey, can somebody loan me some baby oil? Lots of it?

 

velcro

 

Velcro came and went ten years ago.




These shoes succeeded in the awesome feat of allowing people in their twenties to wear velcro shoes without embarrassment. This anomaly in human behaviour lasted for about five years.

 

Wow. I had a pair….once. In 1982.

 

Maybe they made a comeback. Or maybe fashion trends arrive extremely late to Europe.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it was in Europe first and then came to the states and back again.

 

Has anyone heard of a singer called Matisyahu? He seems pretty honorable.

 

Because he took hallucinogenics and listened to Phish?

 

Hoarding water

 

I mean I was talking in terms of pop culture like star wars or the hunger games but these all work too I suppose...... and no velcro shoes are horrid.

 

That's correct. No Velcro shoes are horrible.