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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Lord_Melkor, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Just a joke that I got a while back, hope no one gets offended.

    > > A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Oakland Raiders
    >
    >
    > > fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Raiders fans
    >
    >
    > > too. Not really knowing what a Raiders fan is, but wanting to be liked by
    >
    >
    > > their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
    >exception.>
    >
    > > A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.>
    >
    > > The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
    >a
    >
    > > Raiders fan," she retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm
    >
    > > a proud Denver Broncos fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a
    >little
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    > > perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why
    >
    > > she is a Broncos fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Bronco fans, so I'm a
    >Bronco
    >
    > > fan too, " she responds.>
    >
    > > The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
    >your
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    > > mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
    >
    > > "Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be a Raiders fan."
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    >
     
  2. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 10, 2004
    Well I could go for sun kist right now, pretty thirsty
     
  3. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2005
    i hear donkey is quite a delicacy in se asia

    orange crush is a good drink...wish they had it in diet
     
  4. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Personally i'm not into donkeys but hey if that's your think you go at it. You probably may even be able to get a job at the donkey show in Tijuana, go show'em your bronco spirit.
     
  5. nmfiredawg

    nmfiredawg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Feb 4, 2005
    But that would be to nice calling Raider fans that. Gooooooooo Brrroooonnnncccoooooossssss
     
  6. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 10, 2004
    Like I said you go! you GO!
    here's one you guys may like to go on:
    [image=http://photos1.blogger.com/img/45/975/640/Donkey.jpg]
     
  7. darth_of_nm

    darth_of_nm Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Apr 17, 2005
    Right On.


    Go Packers...
     
  8. nmfiredawg

    nmfiredawg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Feb 4, 2005
    What happened with that pic?
     
  9. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That joke rocked. I'm with you Scott....GO BRONCOS!!!
     
  10. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Joke was alright it's not great, you can apply it towards any team just by switching the names of the teams during the joke. I could as easly change the it by copying and pasting, and it would make a lot more sense to have the broncos on the opposite side.
     
  11. nmfiredawg

    nmfiredawg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Feb 4, 2005
    bring it on opee bring it on........Oh not opee Obi
     
  12. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I got yur back.
     
  13. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 10, 2004
    Don't $$$$ with a Jedi Master son! [face_laugh]

    We'll just have to settle it on the field!
     
  14. nmfiredawg

    nmfiredawg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Feb 4, 2005
    I'm a Sith Lord. Jedi Masters are my specialty. You do not know the power of the dark side. Wait maybe you do, you like the Raiders.
     
  15. jedijason330

    jedijason330 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I told Jenna that I was a Steelers fan.
     
  16. JediMasterOrgana

    JediMasterOrgana Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Joined already, my team is the Bloodthirsty Wookies!
     
  17. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2005
    coool...by the way could you slap thehell out of your brother?
     
  18. JediMasterOrgana

    JediMasterOrgana Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 12, 2005
    In a heartbeat! Why what did he do this time?
     
  19. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2005
    just being himself
     
  20. jedijason330

    jedijason330 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jul 11, 2005
  21. JediMasterOrgana

    JediMasterOrgana Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sounds good to me, I'll have to wait until there is no witnessess![face_devil]
     
  22. jedijason330

    jedijason330 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jul 11, 2005
    I don't know what to say.
     
  23. jedijason330

    jedijason330 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jul 11, 2005
    Hey Lord_Melkor, how far away from the fantasy football draft are we? I see we have seven teams now, and that will probably be it.
     
  24. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2005
    jason, my little buddy...i have set the draft (about 5 mins ago) so check for your team later today...we have 8 teams now.
     
  25. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 20, 2005
    I hope I get Maurice Clarett :p