***Nicht SW Zitate***

Discussion in 'German Speaking FanForce' started by Jaina_Mirax, Feb 8, 2002.

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  1. Ben_Stormrider Jedi Master

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    Wenn ihr mal herzlich lachen wollt, gibt's hier jede Menge Zitate aus irgendwelchen chats:

    http://german-bash.org/action/top/

    Ich hab da schon so tolle Sachen gefunden:

    Petey> sagmal welche augenfarbe hast du?
    <Linda> blond
    <Petey> ........ahja o_O

    Andi: du musst mit mir a paar mädels aufreißen
    Andi: vergiss die vera
    Andi: ups
    Andi: sorry vera
    Vera has left the conversation.

    hauptman> Freunde?
    <hauptman> Ich hab Internet ;)

    biG|d3sti> letztens hat mir ein kollege was erzählt
    <biG|d3sti> er wurde von der polizei angehalten weil er als begrüßung gehupt hat
    <kimmel> warum das denn?
    <biG|d3sti> das ist verboten und kostet 25 ? strafe ;P
    <biG|d3sti> er hatte nur 50 ? schein
    <kimmel> löl und wie haben die das geregelt?
    <biG|d3sti> er hat nochmal gehupt und meinte so: "stimmt so"
    <kimmel> ROOOOOFL
    <biG|d3sti> jetzt hat der ne dicke klage am hals wegen beamtenbeleidigung etc. ;))

    lulaan> ooh man
    <lulaan> hatte mir son geiles türschloßspray gekauft
    <lulaan> und heute morgen zum auto gestiefelt
    <lulaan> war eisgefroren
    <lulaan> dacht nur so: " ha !"
    <lulaan> in dem mom fällt mir ein dass ich das spray im handschuhfach liegen hab

    Masterno> ach fu
    <Masterno> ich hab kaum kohle
    <Masterno> nicht ma geld für ne waffe
    <bubii> was spielst du?
    <Masterno> RL

    [face_laugh]:D
  2. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    im Prinzip alt, aber die updaten noch, oder? Lange nich gelesen ;)
  3. tempestblue Jedi Knight

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    Aug 15, 2006
    Jetzt ein bisschen Sam Fisher

    [Sam Fisher grabs an Indonesian terrorist from behind]
    Sam Fisher: Tell me what you know about your friends on the inside.
    Indonesian terrorist: I don't speak English.
    Sam Fisher: I'd bet your neck you do.
    Indonesian terrorist: Well, maybe I speak a little English.

    Irving Lambert: Now we have to find out if Soth is a terrorist or an american
    Sam Fisher: You know, those two aren't mutually exclusive...
    Irving Lambert: Hippy.

    [Sam Fisher grabs a canister filled with a supposedly deadly aerosol virus]
    Irving Lambert: Well done, Fisher. Now we need to find out what's inside.
    Sam Fisher: I could open it.
    Irving Lambert: ...and you could play Russian Roulette with a clip-loading pistol.
    Sam Fisher: Where's your sense of humor?
    Irving Lambert: You need to take that canister back to the extraction point. We've got a Mossad agent there waiting to analyze it. Goes by the name of Bellagio Sampler.
    Sam Fisher: Bellagio Sampler?
    Irving Lambert: You asked me where my sense of humor was.

    [fisher is talking to a grabbed terrorist]
    FISHER: ?I?m going inside to meet your friends. Anything I need to worry about??
    TERRORIST: ?They have guns.?
    FISHER: ?I?m shocked and amazed.?

    BRUNTON: ?You should be close to Sadono?s plane, Fisher.?
    FISHER (several metres from plane): ?Really??

    FISHER: ?Hi. How?s your English??
    TECHNICIAN: ?Super.?
    FISHER: ?Super. I need you to raise that submarine.?
    TECHNICIAN: ?Why??
    FISHER: ?Because hurting people ruins my sweet disposition.?
    TECHNICIAN: ?Ah, yes, yes, right away.?
    FISHER: ?Thanks.?
    TECHNICIAN: ?You?re welcome.?

    INGRID: ?He hasn?t been back in Jakarta since the war began? if they?re admitting this is a war yet.?
    FISHER: ?They?re still calling it an incident. There?s a thousand bomb minimum on wars.?

    Sam: "Do you like my new knife?"
    Terrorist: "Oh G**."
    Sam: "I've been using it a lot lately. Is it still sharp?"
    Terrorist: "Ver..Very Sharp."

    Sam: "Who were you talking to?"
    Terrorist: "Ugh! Who are you?!"
    Sam: "I'm the guy who's gunna' break your knees if you don't tell me who you were talking to."

    Fisher: "hi there"
    Merc: "wow, a ninja!"
    Fisher: "what?"
    Merc: "you're a ninja right? how would you be able to sneak up on me like that?"
    Fisher: "listen, i'm gonna..."
    Merc: "i told them there were ninjas"
    Fisher: "if you don't..."
    Merc: "cool, a ninja"
    Fisher: "i'm gonna kill you if..."
    Merc: "wow, killed by a ninja"

    Fisher: "Tell me what you know and i'll let you live"
    Merc: "The key code to the front door is (blah blah blah)"
    Fisher: Wait, is that it? no whining, no struggling?"
    Merc: "You're the one with the knife"
    Fisher: "Yeah, that's right."

    Nedich: "I won't talk."
    Sam: "Are you gonna make me cut your neck and look for the words inside your throat?"

    Fisher: Hey, I don't no who you are, but this is private property.
    Bank guard: What are you talking about? I've worked here for 2 years!
    Fisher:Then what's the code to the back door?
    Guard: The code is-hey, wait a minute, you tricked me!
    Fisher: Alright, you caught me, I surrender. Oh, wait. Instead how about you tell me the door code before I have to hurt you.

    Grim: These weren't my best years at all...
    Fisher: What? You weren?t working for the government during the Gulf War?
    Grim: No, I was in Tenth Grade?
    Fisher: Oh. Right. Yuck.

    Lambert: "Sam, u'got to blast ur way out"
    Sam: "We're over 100ft underwater!"
    Lambert: "You're not pressurised, it'll be a shock, but u won't get the bands"
    Sam: "Next time, i'm making up the crazy plan and YOU go on mission"

    Fisher: let me guess...3 alarms and the mission is over?
    Lambert: of course not, fisher, this isn't a video game.
  4. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    Huch, wo issn das? Nie gehört :confused:
  5. tempestblue Jedi Knight

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    in dem japanischen Herrenhaus, beim Nachtigallenboden (der, der "Musik" macht, wenn man drüber geht), kurz hinter der Stelle, wo man die Nummernschilder der Autos scannen soll.
  6. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Was kann ich dazu sagen:
    "Von allen sichern Pläten auf der Welt ist das da keiner...."
  7. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    "People should not be afraid of their government
    Governments should be afraid of their people."
    - V for Vendetta
  8. MacCaffrey VIP

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    Oct 25, 2000
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    Sehr cooler Spruch, Senny... Sollte man den Politikern aller Längern mal schicken... ;)
  9. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    Den Leuten aber genauso. Wir geben der Politik ja keinen Grund Angst zu haben.
  10. MacCaffrey VIP

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    Oct 25, 2000
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    Stimmt, leider auch wieder...
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