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SWRPF Archive NJO Purges II: The Bigshots Strike Back

Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Nolan_Sanap, Nov 11, 2002.

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  1. Drake Jedi Knight

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    *steps off his shuttle in the Apocalypse docking bay and makes his way to the turbolift*

    Drake: Apoc...locate JM.

    *the ship's new holographic avatar, Apocalypse (or Apoc for short) appears beside Drake...the avatar has the appearance of a human male with short, black hair and black Sith robes*

    Apoc: Welcome back Lord Drake. Commander JM is in her quarters. Would you like me to notify her of your arrival?

    Drake: No...she knows I'm coming.

    Apoc: If you wish Lord Drake. *disappears*

    *leaves for JM's quarters*
  2. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    *footsteps*

    *quickly hides what she was doing and erases all traces*

    [you are good]

    i know. ;)
  3. Drake Jedi Knight

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    *presses the comm panel beside JM's door*

    JM: Who is it?

    Drake: It's Drake. Can I come in?

    JM: Of course.

    *walks in*

    First of all JM, that was not me speaking to you earlier. It was...*voice lowers and becomes a deep growl*...Nolan. I'd like to hear this idea of yours.
  4. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    oh, i knew it was *pause* him. anyway, i stumbled onto some very interesting torture devices the other day, so i was planning to *devilish grin* see what happened when you hooked up a bothan to one. i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync. i wasn't sure how to use this, but we can figure something out. and i also have reason to believe you have more than just krel on board. something more dangerous. *shrug* use your imagination there.
  5. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    and besides. i really don't think you'd kill nolan; you'd just let him think that you would. *thumps him on the chest, winks* i think this is going soft.
  6. Drake Jedi Knight

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    i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync.

    *shudders at the name* I had the feeling that he would like those things.

    and i also have reason to believe you have more than just krel on board. something more dangerous.

    Oh...yes...that. You should not concern yourself with it...

    *tries to think of a way to change the topic but comes up with nothing*
  7. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    *doesn't let him*

    you may as well tell me cuz i'll find out sooner or later.
  8. Drake Jedi Knight

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    Indeed...

    My little act of heroism back there on Yuuzhan'tar apparently uncovered something that was buried beneath the surface.

    A creature...of shadow and flame.
  9. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    *stares open-mouthed*

    you've got one of those here?! how the--nevermind, i don't want to know.
  10. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    *decides to change the subject*

    now then, about *cough* nolan. what should we do with him? i think torture is a perfectly reasonable option.
  11. Drake Jedi Knight

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    I agree. Torture is really good.

    Maybe I can let him play with my balrog...
  12. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    that's cruel even for you. or we could let him in the krel pens.
  13. Drake Jedi Knight

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    Well then I guess you don't know me as well as you thought...

    If you don't want me to feed him to the balrog then we'll smear him with Vong blood and send him through the Krel.
  14. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    Well then I guess you don't know me as well as you thought...

    *bites tounge*

    we could always get nakita good and riled up. from what i hear, she's meaner than i am.
  15. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    i got it! we could disguise him as kyp, and set him loose in the kyp purges. i've seen things done to a kyp clone that shouldn't be done to any living thing. and i've prolly done it.

    [face_mischief]
  16. Drake Jedi Knight

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    Really? I'm not sure if that's possible.

    *grins*
  17. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    what? turning nolan into kyp, or me being evil? :p
  18. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    ((well, the 'rents are kicking me off. feel free to have discussions with "yourself" ;)))
  19. Drake Jedi Knight

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    Yeah...about you being evil.

    ((See you later JM))
  20. jedimaster91 Jedi Master

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    ((HAHA i'm back))

    i don't see what's so hard to believe about it. i've just never had reason to.
  21. Drake Jedi Knight

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    Haha...it was a joke. Don't worry about it.
  22. The_3rd_Darklighter Jedi Knight

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    *On board the Apocalypse, the Krayts finally find the bar*

    D3: Hmm, a bit gloomy, a touch too dark side, but I like it.
    Bartender, we know JM.

    Bartender: Why didn't you say so? Name your pleasure good sir.

    D3: Right, I think we'll start with a keg of lomin ale and several hoses. THE KRAYT SPECIAL!
    *The other members of the squad erupt into loud cheers and find a large table and set up the keg with hoses running under the table*

    D3: Alright fellas, lets go!

    *the sounds of drunken revelry start up almost immediately*

    K4: Hey, I wonder if there are any swoop jockies on board that we can attack?
  23. Drake Jedi Knight

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    *picks up immense discord through the Force*

    Looks like Krayt Squadron found the cantina...I'll go check on them.

    *leaves JM's room and goes into the turbolift*
  24. The_3rd_Darklighter Jedi Knight

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    Uh oh.
    By check on us, does Drake mean 'do something nasty just because I am a Sith'
    or 'hmm, I think I'll join them - It's been a while since I tried to intoxicate myself, even though I can't'

    Oh well.
    *Finds door marked 'Simulation Chamber'*
    Hmm, I wonder if this thing can simulate a swoop rider bar, complete with swoopies to smack?
    *Starts fiddling around with controls, and manages to create a replica of The Fel Swoop, the famous swoopie hangout in Coronet City, Corellia*

    D3: Hey guys, I found a swoopie bar! Lets go in and crack some simulated skulls!

    Krayts: Incomprehensible roar

    *The members of Krayt squad enter the chamber carrying a spare keg of lomin-ale*

    D3: Alright fellas, attack!
    *Brawling noises are heard*
  25. Nolan_Sanap Jedi Knight

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    i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync.
    Perhaps an obsession with removing them from the face of the earth... Boy Bands, Grrr...
    i stumbled onto some very interesting torture devices the other day, so i was planning to *devilish grin* see what happened when you hooked up a bothan to one.
    I'm no longer Bothan. The Tetan Empire would never settle for an alien sovereign. I am now and forever human. (Besides the new concept of Bothans makes them look like Mooses). :)
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