SWRPF Archive NJO Purges II: The Bigshots Strike Back

*steps off his shuttle in the Apocalypse docking bay and makes his way to the turbolift*

Drake: Apoc...locate JM.

*the ship's new holographic avatar, Apocalypse (or Apoc for short) appears beside Drake...the avatar has the appearance of a human male with short, black hair and black Sith robes*

Apoc: Welcome back Lord Drake. Commander JM is in her quarters. Would you like me to notify her of your arrival?

Drake: No...she knows I'm coming.

Apoc: If you wish Lord Drake. *disappears*

*leaves for JM's quarters*

*footsteps*

*quickly hides what she was doing and erases all traces*

[you are good]

i know.

*presses the comm panel beside JM's door*

JM: Who is it?

Drake: It's Drake. Can I come in?

JM: Of course.

*walks in*

First of all JM, that was not me speaking to you earlier. It was...*voice lowers and becomes a deep growl*...Nolan. I'd like to hear this idea of yours.

oh, i knew it was *pause* him. anyway, i stumbled onto some very interesting torture devices the other day, so i was planning to *devilish grin* see what happened when you hooked up a bothan to one. i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync. i wasn't sure how to use this, but we can figure something out. and i also have reason to believe you have more than just krel on board. something more dangerous. *shrug* use your imagination there.

and besides. i really don't think you'd kill nolan; you'd just let him think that you would. *thumps him on the chest, winks* i think this is going soft.

i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync.

*shudders at the name* I had the feeling that he would like those things.

and i also have reason to believe you have more than just krel on board. something more dangerous.

Oh...yes...that. You should not concern yourself with it...

*tries to think of a way to change the topic but comes up with nothing*

*doesn't let him*

you may as well tell me cuz i'll find out sooner or later.

Indeed...

My little act of heroism back there on Yuuzhan'tar apparently uncovered something that was buried beneath the surface.

A creature...of shadow and flame.

*stares open-mouthed*

you've got one of those here?! how the--nevermind, i don't want to know.

*decides to change the subject*

now then, about *cough* nolan. what should we do with him? i think torture is a perfectly reasonable option.

I agree. Torture is really good.

Maybe I can let him play with my balrog...

that's cruel even for you. or we could let him in the krel pens.

Well then I guess you don't know me as well as you thought...

If you don't want me to feed him to the balrog then we'll smear him with Vong blood and send him through the Krel.

Well then I guess you don't know me as well as you thought...

*bites tounge*

we could always get nakita good and riled up. from what i hear, she's meaner than i am.

i got it! we could disguise him as kyp, and set him loose in the kyp purges. i've seen things done to a kyp clone that shouldn't be done to any living thing. and i've prolly done it.

Really? I'm not sure if that's possible.

*grins*

what? turning nolan into kyp, or me being evil?

((well, the 'rents are kicking me off. feel free to have discussions with "yourself" ))

Yeah...about you being evil.

((See you later JM))

((HAHA i'm back))

i don't see what's so hard to believe about it. i've just never had reason to.

Haha...it was a joke. Don't worry about it.

*On board the Apocalypse, the Krayts finally find the bar*

D3: Hmm, a bit gloomy, a touch too dark side, but I like it.
Bartender, we know JM.

Bartender: Why didn't you say so? Name your pleasure good sir.

D3: Right, I think we'll start with a keg of lomin ale and several hoses. THE KRAYT SPECIAL!
*The other members of the squad erupt into loud cheers and find a large table and set up the keg with hoses running under the table*

D3: Alright fellas, lets go!

*the sounds of drunken revelry start up almost immediately*

K4: Hey, I wonder if there are any swoop jockies on board that we can attack?

*picks up immense discord through the Force*

Looks like Krayt Squadron found the cantina...I'll go check on them.

*leaves JM's room and goes into the turbolift*

Uh oh.
By check on us, does Drake mean 'do something nasty just because I am a Sith'
or 'hmm, I think I'll join them - It's been a while since I tried to intoxicate myself, even though I can't'

Oh well.
*Finds door marked 'Simulation Chamber'*
Hmm, I wonder if this thing can simulate a swoop rider bar, complete with swoopies to smack?
*Starts fiddling around with controls, and manages to create a replica of The Fel Swoop, the famous swoopie hangout in Coronet City, Corellia*

D3: Hey guys, I found a swoopie bar! Lets go in and crack some simulated skulls!

Krayts: Incomprehensible roar

*The members of Krayt squad enter the chamber carrying a spare keg of lomin-ale*

D3: Alright fellas, attack!
*Brawling noises are heard*

i also found out that nolan has a strange obession with some group calle 'n sync.
Perhaps an obsession with removing them from the face of the earth... Boy Bands, Grrr...
i stumbled onto some very interesting torture devices the other day, so i was planning to *devilish grin* see what happened when you hooked up a bothan to one.
I'm no longer Bothan. The Tetan Empire would never settle for an alien sovereign. I am now and forever human. (Besides the new concept of Bothans makes them look like Mooses).