SWRPF Archive NJO Purges II: The Bigshots Strike Back

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  1. Nolan_Sanap Jedi Youngling

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    D'Rewan decides he's sick of his badly named fleet and arranges to have the Nova Colossus ram itself into the enemy fleet and the Nostril of Palpatine expose its thermal exhaust port--He takes his personal ship the Lady Mab and journeys back to the Koros System:
    [Kedri and D'Rewan disembark from the Lady Mab and walk apace into the Iron Citadel of Cinnagar]
    Kedri (pager beeps and he reads it): Message from Scorsa, and I quote [monotone] "SPELLING ERROR BY NOLAN!!! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [End monotone] Message Ends.
    D'Rewan: WHAT? Where?
    Kedri: I don't know but she says there's one.
    D'Rewan: Hmmmm...
    Kedri: Oh, I detected JM hacking into your "personal files."
    D'Rewan (nervously): The DECOYS right?
    Kedri (Nodding): She thinks you like N'Sync.
    D'Rewan (laughs, relieved): Ah, good. They must be planning to kill me.
    Kedri: Sir?
    D'Rewan: Drake and JM. How will they do it, I wonder? Will they use a balrog? Torture machine? N'Sync? [Smiles] How delightful.
    Kedri: In any case, it means we'll have to speed up our progress so that we've something to offer them when they come looking.
    D'Rewan: YESSSSSSS. I give you THE MODS OF TOS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    [Lightning Crackles]
  2. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *meanwhile, on the computer*

    decoys, eh? *short laugh* you're good, nolan, but i'm better.

    *saves some data to a disk and a few key strokes later nolan sanap is deleated from existance. no reacord or trace of him remains in the vast galaxy database*

    now, no one can trace his murder back to us simply because he no longer exists. he never did as far as the census is concerned.

    *all "tracks" are erased, leaving no evidence she was ever on the computer*

    *smirk*
  3. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    now then. the data. naktia, make sure no one can get in here.

    [What about drake?]

    i don't want him in here either, but if he really wants in, there's no way to stop him.

    [just what are you up to?]

    i doubt he'd be happy if he caught me snooping around in his files. but, if you must know, i'm trying to find that balrog. and dig up some dirt on nolan at the same time.

    [i thought you already did]

    decoy files. the guy's good, i'll give him that, but i can get around anything.

    AH! found it! now i have to make sure drake's occupied for awhile.

    *heads for the cantina*
  4. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *creeps to the cantina, shutting down force-presence*

    [what about Apoc?]

    stang. forgot about that. *grin* i almost feel bad doing this. *gets out datapad and sends a virus crashing Apoc* they'll be cleaning that up for weeks.
    *with a bit of force-nudging of some of the more volitile customers, a brawl breaks out in the cantina. pretty soon, everyone is involved*

    *snickers*

    [where are we going again?]

    level 20. ironically code-named named "moria".

    [*rolls eyes* remind me never to cross you]

    :D let's go.

    *in the confusion, no one notices two slight figures heading out towards level 20 and moria*
  5. Drake Jedi Youngling

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    *walks down the corridor to the cantina but stops when Apoc appears*

    Drake: Apoc...what is it?

    Apoc: Lord Drake. Someone has just hacked into my database.

    Drake: Do you know who it was?

    Apoc: Yes...it was Commander JM.

    Drake: *laughs* She thought she could outsmart an avatar eh? Ha!

    Apoc: Indeed. *smirks* She also gave me a virus. It was a challenging one but I purged it.

    Drake: Excellent. Where is she now?

    Apoc: She's on her way to Level 20...

    Drake: Moria...

    Apoc: I guess she hasn't heard the saying "Curiosity killed the cat."

    Drake: I guess not. Keep an eye on her...and make it look like you still have the virus in the systems that she walks past. We don't want her to suspect anything.

    *takes the turbolift directly to level 20 using his special access code and waits in the shadows for JM*
  6. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *datapad bleeps*

    well, that virus wasn't as good as i thought.

    [think he's on to you]

    probably. *gets annoyed* which means i have less time to do this than i'd like. *cracks the code on a mysterious looking door* stall him.

    [WHAT?!]

    you heard me.

    [how?]

    i don't know. bite him. fake sick. anything. just keep him out. if he's in there, it'll ruin what i'm trying to do.

    [and that is...?]

    not your business. *disappears inside*
  7. Drake Jedi Youngling

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    *walks silently down the corridor and is about to open the door to the balrog's chamber when he's tackled to the ground by a purple blur*

    What the...Nakita!? What do you think you're doing?

    [I can't let you past]

    And why not?

    [I can't tell you that...]

    Where's JM?

    [It doesn't concern you]

    This is my ship...this is my balrog. I'd say it's all of my business.

    [You got me there...]

    Now tell me...where is JM?

    [I can't...]

    Then you leave me no choice.

    *reaches out and pokes a special nerve cluster at the back Nakita's neck which causes her to pass out*

    I'm sorry Nakita...

    *goes into the chamber*
  8. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *is trying to calm down an anrgy balrog*

    hey, shhh. calm down big guy. i'm not here to hurt you. i just need you to do something for me.

    *slowly, the balrog calms down and allows her nearer*

    yes, that's it. see? you're not as bad as they say.

    *sits down on the floor right in front of it and sinks deep into the Force*
  9. Drake Jedi Youngling

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    *Drake emerges from the shadows behind JM*

    *JM spins around to face him*

    JM: D-D-Drake! I was just...uh...

    Drake: I hope you realize that you didn't cause my balrog to settle down. *raises a hand and the Ring flashes* It was me. I control him.

    JM: Oh...

    Drake: You're a clever one JM. You bypassed my security systems and even gave the ship's avatar a virus.... Now just tell me one thing. Why?
  10. Scorsa Jedi Youngling

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    [Cut to Gen sitting, feet proped up on her desk, typing on her datapad]

    Nolan: [Enter's room] Scorsa I...

    Gen: Well, Lord D'Rewan, aren't we looking frightened today.

    Nolan: My lady, I have no idea what it is you speak of...

    Gen: What? That Lord Drake and JM are trying to kill you?

    Nolan: Ok, I may know that...

    Gen: [continues typing] Don't worry about it... I'm sure once they see your plans possible outcomes they'll turn their death threats elsewhere.

    Nolan: Yes. I know all of this. I do not fear them...

    Gen: Then why are you sweating bullets?

    Nolan: That's what I came to talk to you about!!! The carbonite production beneath us is causing the living conditions to become unbearable!

    Gen: Really? No that can't be right. Steel seperates us and the carbonite...here let me check...[pause]
    Oh yes...I had the thermostat up to 105 degrees,

    Nolan: [scowl] In Vaders name!!! Why???

    Gen: I was cold...

    Nolan: [exits with a growl]

    Gen: Don't you give me that tone mister!!! [smiles]
    Everything is as I have forseen...
    MWWAAAAHHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  11. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    JM: uh, boredom?

    Drake: *glare*

    JM: i have my reasons. and they don't concern you. this balrog knows something. something i need. however, i did manage to get this. *hands him a disk* stuff on nolan. you may have to sift through some decoy material, but there should be something we can use. happy hunting.

    *walks out the door and sees nakita lying there*
    *picks her up, not even trying to conceal her anger, and stalks off without another word*
  12. Drake Jedi Youngling

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    *looks at the disk and yells after her*

    You could've just asked me!!
  13. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *yells back over her shoulder*

    yeah. sure. *stops* i can just see the conversation now:

    yeah, uh, drake, i'm going to go see your balrog.

    why?

    that's for me to know.

    i'm not letting you in there unless you tell me.

    *voice turns icy*

    this is easier.
  14. wyld_knight Jedi Youngling

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    *a small pink blurb exits hyperspace just off the bow of the Nova Collusus' hull*

    Wyld: This is Wyld, hailing the Nova Collusus. Uh, Supreme Lord Drake, are you there? I got lost on the way here. I was at the paint shop getting my xwing done, and the fumes went to my head. And i ended up...in a mall...somewhere. Anyway, i bought a new flightsuit to go with the x-wing. It's twilek dancer pink. Do you like it?

    Bridge officer on board the Collusus: Pardon?
  15. wyld_knight Jedi Youngling

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    Wyld: Oh, you know what i mean! Just let me on board please?

    Bridge Officer: But madam...

    Wyld: [giggles] Miss...please...

    Bridge Officer: [exasperated] Miss, his supremacy does not command this vessel anymore. He is in command of the Apocalypse. It's on a mission 500 light years from here.

    Wyld: Oh. Right. Well, could I borrow some fuel then? [catches a glimpse of her reflection in the cockpit transparisteel] And a hairbrush?

    *********

    Wyld: [hits com] Um, hello?....Oi!!!...Don't ignore me! [fires up her weapons systems] I really need to do my hair...
  16. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *sets nakita on the cot waiting for her to come around*

    *pulls out comm*

    Alles geht als geplant

    Ausgezeichnet. Ich erwarte Ihre Ergebnisse.

    Geduld. Ich habe keinen Zweifel, dem ich zugeschaut werde.

    Seien Sie vorsichtig, mein kleines Kätzchen.

    *bristles* Immer *hangs up*
  17. wyld_knight Jedi Youngling

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    ((heya jm, care to interpret? Is this another indiana jones parody? I got something about a cat...Nakita? :D ))
  18. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    ((go to freetranslation.com copy paste all that, and then hit the German to English button. that should give you all you need. and the cat is me ;)))
  19. wyld_knight Jedi Youngling

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    ((you are soooo lazy!!!! ;) anyhoo, to resume my story...))

    Wyld: Right Collusus, are you going to let me on bo....

    [Collusus jumps to hyperspace]

    Wyld: Stang...[looks out window and sees a planet below] Hmmm, doesnt look very inhabited. I wonder if they have a 'Gap'?...[flies down to the surface]
  20. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    ((better believe it! :D))

    *looks over her virus package*

    i will find a way around that blasted Apoc. outright crashing it didn't work, so, we'll have to rely on subtlety this go 'round.

    *gets to work*
  21. GI_Admiral Jedi Youngling

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    *Fleet exits hyperspace*

    *On his command ship, Admiral GI inspects his Grand Imperium Fleet*

    Excellent! Now to find the General and Drake!

    *Starts sending probe droids to all the different planets*

    ((Hey guys!))
  22. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    *about an hour and a half later*
    *rubs a kink out of her neck, stands and stretches, and goes to check on nakita*

    that's odd. she's still out. cold. *strokes her head* c'mon, girl. don't do this. not now. what did he do to you?

    *draws in the Force trying to connect with the unconscious krel, but isn't getting very far*
    *tears form beneath eyelids, but refuses to let them fall*

    ((hey GI. glad you could join us :p))
  23. GI_Admiral Jedi Youngling

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    ((I'm Still confused about where everyone is right about now :p))
  24. jedimaster91 Jedi Youngling

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    ((just read over the last three pages. i promise you won't die. ;) it's not really that much.))

    *finally establishes contact, but looses it almost instantly*
    *anguish rips through her, but she keeps trying*
  25. GI_Admiral Jedi Youngling

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    *A officer approaches GI*

    Officer: uh...Sir...Probe droid 257DG has found Drake's Apocolypse.

    Good, set a course for them

    *Ships turn and enter hyperspace*
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