SWRPF Archive NJO Purges II: The Bigshots Strike Back

But how will a Mr. Nice-Sexy-Surferboy prove to be as the arbitrary tyrant a totalitarian regime?

((if I'm still the advisor he'll do quite well....bwa ha ha ha...))

 

((You're staying dead!?!!))

 

((wait, wait. Gen's dead too? ))

*gets whacked in the rump and sees D3 running away* now why must you always pick on me? *shrill whistle* NAKITA! *nakita gleefully chases after D3 and attacks him*

 

((I thought Gen just passed out...

Ack! You better get un-dead real quick! The Reloaded parody is quickly approaching!))

 

but fate does care how much of a studmuffin you are

Hehe. Nolan said studmuffin...

Drakey? For the parody,

[puts on shades]Make me an agent, Mr Anderson

 

(((Wait....I'm dead too? That can't be right. Quick, someone check my pulse!)))

JM: [checking Gen's pulse] Guys, she's not dead...

(((See!!! Ha! This assassin will have to work harder to kill me!)))

TSL: Why not? That water, apparently, killed Nolan.

((( [Doing the moonwalk] Ha ha! I'm alive!!!! ....wait. Why am I still alive?]

Drake: Perhaps, she has really wacked matobolism.

All: hmmmmmmmmm...wait, what?

((( This doesn't make sense at all...hurry damn it and wake up...don't talk to me like that...hey, if it weren't for me, you'd be dead...but I am you...shhhhhhh, no one knows that. Now wake up!)))

Gen: [Sits up and licks her lips] This isn't poisoned water. It's not even sparkling spring water....

It's....[someone fill in blank, because I'm at a loss for ideas]

 

Gen: [continues]...Mountain Dew!

JM: Ah...that will explain the hallucinations. Waaaaaaaay too much sugar.

Auto: So what now? Tea?

Fett: No!!! To the Apocalypse!

Auto: Why there?

Fett: Because that's where we always go when we have no clue what we're doing?

Wyld: Hey, shouldn't we like, go to Nolan's funeral or something?

TSL: Do we have to?

Wyld: Well, I just bought this really cute new black suit, it'll give me an occasion to wear it

Fett: Ok then. To the funeral!

 

[Is lost for words]

 

*gives Chozen a hug*

Awww...there there. If you are uncomforatable at funerals, we won't make fun. Don't see why you would have a problem gawking at a corpse, seeing as we're standing in the middle of a veritable pile of them *gestures at all the dead Draakes and Damseins lying around*, but hey! We'll seat you behind a big potted plant way in the back so you can't see and someone will hold your hand the whole time. *smiles reassuringly and hands him a box of tissues*

 

No i just don't wanna go to his.. ((jus jk))

*gets into a dark suit...aand visits his grave*

 

No no! Your psyche is far too fragile! It can't handle this!

*grabs Chozen's hand and drags him to the back of the room away from the casket*

Sit down... I'm going to sit here with you, behind this plant, and hold your hand. You need this special therapy or you'll crack up.

Besides...I've always liked a man in a dark suit...

 

*hand on head*

Be gentle....lol, we're kinda hidden from everyone else here....So you wanna see the man under the suit??

 

-

 

*Chozen and Tsl come around from behind the plant, suddenly sloppily dressed, hair all messed up, but looking veeeery happy*

Tsl: *ahem* I think you're cured now. The therapy was a success.

Chozen: Yes...thanks. So sad...poor Nolan, slain in his prime...by a squirt gun. Wonder if they put that in the obituary?

Tsl: *laughing* Don't you comment about squirting guns...

 

*sees Mandalorian armor and is forced to paint it black*

Fett: *singing* No colors anymore I have to paint it black...

All: Why did Nolan have to die? Now Fett has rolling stones' songs stuck in his head!

Fett: *singing* Start me up...

All: Can you stop singing?

Fett: *still singing* I can't get no...

All: Shut up!

Fett: *also singing* You can't always get what you want...

 

[At the funeral, suffering a major headache]

Stupid, krifing, Mt. Dew.

Drake: [mumbling]

What?

Drake: [still whispering slightly] Wyld in the Billiard? No, no, no...the kitchen. Or perhaps...

[burts into tears]

Drake: What is your problem?

Who's gonna repeat The Emperor's New Groove with me now?

Drake: Indeed...because that's reeeeeaaaally important...


(((Seeing X2 tonight @ midnight [yay!] and just wondering what everyone thought about refugee....I give it a thumbs up.)))

 

(([puts on shades]Make me an agent, Mr Anderson

Well you are...sorta. You're one of the Twins.

As for Refugee...I DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY THING YET SO STOP BLOODY GABBING ABOUT IT!!! Thanks...I'm getting it tonight. Hee hee...))


*sees TSL and Chozen come out from behind the plant*

First GI...now Chozen. TSL, something's definitely wrong with you.

 

Tis spring Drake

 

I'm really sorry guys. That was very unlike me... I'm very ashamed, literally tearful about the whole thing.

EDIT: I assure you I am completely serious

 

rofl!!!!!

 

Wait...is she talking about the chozen thing, or the killing Nolan thing?

Drake: A little from column A, a little from column B...

Whatever.

((Hey, guys. If ya'll are a little bored check out www.homestarrunner.com
It's soooooo funny. Like dumb funny. Kinda our style )))

 

What are you laughing at? She apologized for doing something horrible disgusting and disturbing and all you can do is roll around on the floor and laugh...

*shakes head*

 

Hehe gen they're good.

THis one is freakin' hilarious: http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html

 

((am i still Neo?))

*sits in the back chugging the remaining mt dew ((my FAVORITE!)) and eyeing Auerus* i've lost my NPC. and since TSL is all over chozen, i'm sure she won't mind if i "borrow" hers. *wicked grin* oh Auerus...

 

((I'm Neo now...you're Niobe. Not that you'd know who that is since you're probably not going to be allowed to see the movie.

Poor you.))