JCC No one pees like Gaston....

Discussion in 'Community' started by Aytee-Aytee, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Disney World's Fantasyland expansion is now mostly open for guests....and one of their new additions is "Gaston's Tavern" an elaborately-themed concession stand, complete with a fountain of everyone's favorite closeted homosexual Disney villain right out front.
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    As you can see, he's holding two beer barrels that are unplugged and flowing into his little toady's mugs.


    But...when viewed from a different angle....
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    :oops:
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  2. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    I never thought of Gaston as being gay. A raging case of penis envy on the other hand....

    :p
  3. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Not sure, he did take his looks very seriously.
  4. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    1. He ignores outright the three blondes that are constantly fawning over him.
    2. He publicly claims to anyone who will listen that he's desperately in love with Belle....despite the fact that she actively rebuffs him at every turn in front of the entire town.
    3. He goes out of his way to make sure everyone can see how masculine he is, even inviting situations that are dangerous to both himself and the townspeople. (shooting into the air in a populated area is a major no-no)
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  5. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    I would have no idea what on earth a Gaston is if I hadn't randomly come across the Gaston song after listening to one of the Aladdin songs on Youtube. And I wouldn't have been listening to Aladdin songs if I hadn't randomly seen the movie playing on TV and re-watched it for the first time in over a decade.
  6. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Now I have that song stuck in my head. [face_hypnotized]
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  7. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    I'm roughly the size of a BARGE!
  8. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    "I use antlers in all of my decorating!"
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  9. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    If nobody pees like Gaston, then shouldn't he have a stream like a fire hose? :p
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  10. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    No, no, no... You see Gaston is so amazing and awesome he can drink that entire keg and his urine comes out of his awesome body as pure crystal clear fresh water.
  11. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    Maybe it just means he's been drinking so much water that his kidneys don't have anything to filter out besides H2O.
  12. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    He's only from one of the best Disney films.
  13. Ghost Chosen One

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    One of the best??

    It is clearly the best animated Disney movie!

    :p
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  14. Darthkat76 Force Ghost

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    Geez, I used to listen to that soundtrack all the time when I was a kid...
  15. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    I've never seen Belle & The Beast but reading this description I have to agree: gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
  16. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    :eek:

    You've never seen Beauty and the Beast?!
  17. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    This is the best Disney song ever.

    Nobody's **** is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
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  18. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    He was like 45 when it came out. Can't blame him.

    Anyway, I don't think Gaston is gay. He was just baffled that there was a woman who was unattainable for him.
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Every other innuendo-laden detail aside, you are overlooking the very obvious sign that he is quite literally into musicals.
  20. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    I don't like Disney cartoons.
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  22. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    But its Beauty and the Beast. It was first animated film to be nominated for Best Picture....
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  23. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  24. Debo Chosen One

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    Same. I haven't seen B&B either.
  25. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    I'm particularly good at expectoraaaaating!
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