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JCC No one pees like Gaston....

Discussion in 'Community' started by Aytee-Aytee, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Disney World's Fantasyland expansion is now mostly open for guests....and one of their new additions is "Gaston's Tavern" an elaborately-themed concession stand, complete with a fountain of everyone's favorite closeted homosexual Disney villain right out front.
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    As you can see, he's holding two beer barrels that are unplugged and flowing into his little toady's mugs.


    But...when viewed from a different angle....
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    :oops:
     
  2. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    I never thought of Gaston as being gay. A raging case of penis envy on the other hand....

    :p
     
  3. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Not sure, he did take his looks very seriously.
     
  4. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    1. He ignores outright the three blondes that are constantly fawning over him.
    2. He publicly claims to anyone who will listen that he's desperately in love with Belle....despite the fact that she actively rebuffs him at every turn in front of the entire town.
    3. He goes out of his way to make sure everyone can see how masculine he is, even inviting situations that are dangerous to both himself and the townspeople. (shooting into the air in a populated area is a major no-no)
     
  5. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I would have no idea what on earth a Gaston is if I hadn't randomly come across the Gaston song after listening to one of the Aladdin songs on Youtube. And I wouldn't have been listening to Aladdin songs if I hadn't randomly seen the movie playing on TV and re-watched it for the first time in over a decade.
     
  6. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Now I have that song stuck in my head. [face_hypnotized]
     
  7. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm roughly the size of a BARGE!
     
  8. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "I use antlers in all of my decorating!"
     
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  9. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    If nobody pees like Gaston, then shouldn't he have a stream like a fire hose? :p
     
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  10. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No, no, no... You see Gaston is so amazing and awesome he can drink that entire keg and his urine comes out of his awesome body as pure crystal clear fresh water.
     
  11. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Maybe it just means he's been drinking so much water that his kidneys don't have anything to filter out besides H2O.
     
  12. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He's only from one of the best Disney films.
     
  13. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    One of the best??

    It is clearly the best animated Disney movie!

    :p
     
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  14. Darthkat76

    Darthkat76 Jedi Master star 4

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    Geez, I used to listen to that soundtrack all the time when I was a kid...
     
  15. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    I've never seen Belle & The Beast but reading this description I have to agree: gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
     
  16. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    :eek:

    You've never seen Beauty and the Beast?!
     
  17. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    This is the best Disney song ever.

    Nobody's **** is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
     
  18. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    He was like 45 when it came out. Can't blame him.

    Anyway, I don't think Gaston is gay. He was just baffled that there was a woman who was unattainable for him.
     
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Every other innuendo-laden detail aside, you are overlooking the very obvious sign that he is quite literally into musicals.
     
  20. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    In a musical.

    ...Oh.
     
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    I don't like Disney cartoons.
     
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  22. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    But its Beauty and the Beast. It was first animated film to be nominated for Best Picture....
     
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  23. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    ¯\(o_º)/¯
     
  24. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Same. I haven't seen B&B either.
     
  25. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm particularly good at expectoraaaaating!
     
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