Afta pou tha diavasete einai to PT STAR WARS, opos eprepe na itan kai oxi opos mas to edose o Luca$! STAR WARS Episode I The Begining Turmoil has engulfed the Old Republic. The invasion of the planet of Alderaan by the members of the Axis of Evil has split people in fractions. Those who want action now and those who want action later. The Senate, unlike what we saw in the film, takes immediate action and dispatches several billion gazillino troops that are summarilly executed by trillion gazillion Sith lords (secretly; there is no rule of the 2). Meanwhile, the Jedi Knights, being the awsome warriors with super-duper superpowers that I personally and not Luca$ imagined, decide to take matters in their own hands and head to th eplanet of Alderaan to end the illegal and undemocratic invasion.... cut to outer space A life-size space shuttle (rented from NASA) approaches the planet of Alderaan (Earth with some touches done by hand. The Jedi Knights wearing space suits (this is filmed in space; remember, no CG! I hate CG!) start the procedures to enter the atmosphere. Suddenly, a left-over nuclear misile from the cold war activates (by accident; these are commies, remember?) and detonates, killing everyone but Obi-Wan Kenobi and someone with a silly name (kigo, digo, smth) escape and manage to land ( I must cook a plot twist. Let me consult fellow fans...). Notice, no taxation, no phantom menace and no rule of the 2 already. But most impotrant: NO CG!!!!!1!!!1!!11~1 Great improvement, no?