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  1. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Afta pou tha diavasete einai to PT STAR WARS, opos eprepe na itan kai oxi opos mas to edose o Luca$!


    STAR WARS
    Episode I

    The Begining


    Turmoil has engulfed the Old Republic. The invasion of the planet of Alderaan by the members of the Axis of Evil has split people in fractions. Those who want action now and those who want action later.

    The Senate, unlike what we saw in the film, takes immediate action and dispatches several billion gazillino troops that are summarilly executed by trillion gazillion Sith lords (secretly; there is no rule of the 2).


    Meanwhile, the Jedi Knights, being the awsome warriors with super-duper superpowers that I personally and not Luca$ imagined, decide to take matters in their own hands and head to th eplanet of Alderaan to end the illegal and undemocratic invasion....


    cut to outer space


    A life-size space shuttle (rented from NASA) approaches the planet of Alderaan (Earth with some touches done by hand. The Jedi Knights wearing space suits (this is filmed in space; remember, no CG! I hate CG!) start the procedures to enter the atmosphere.

    Suddenly, a left-over nuclear misile from the cold war activates (by accident; these are commies, remember?) and detonates, killing everyone but Obi-Wan Kenobi and someone with a silly name (kigo, digo, smth)
    escape and manage to land ( I must cook a plot twist. Let me consult fellow fans...).

    Notice, no taxation, no phantom menace and no rule of the 2 already. But most impotrant: NO CG!!!!!1!!!1!!11~1 Great improvement, no?
    :D
  2. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Proskinao re!Eisai theos!Alitheia,tha einai sillogiki douleia i kaneis monos sou to research gia to "true PT"?
  3. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Sillogiki vevaia! Ego den eimai Luca$ na kano o,ti mou katevei. Exoun kai oi fans apopsi ksereis. :D

    Pantos pigenete kai sti thread pou vrizoume to Luca$ gia na pernete idees.
  4. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    E,tote na prostheso oti o Gui-Gon den prepei na exei poli dialogo,giati o ObiWan einai o iroas kai o allos einai anoiti prosthiki.Epsisis,o Obi Wan tha einai o Master kai o QuiGon o Apprentice,ok?
  5. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Megale, diavazeis ti skepsi mou! :eek:
  6. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Episis, o Yoda einai o super-duper gamias pou gamei kai dernei tous pantes kai xoris fotospatho



    Continue

    As Obi-Wan (who was trained by Yoda) and his apprentice, not padawan, walk the magnificent forests of Alderaan, they meet a weird-looking creature. After the initial introductions (his name was yar-yar, bar-bar, ska-tar, smth), they have to flee, because millions of Mandaloreans (not those roger-roger things the movie had) attacked them.

    Our distaste for the weird creature grows and we all wish it died a horrible death. Note that the weird creature, is in fact a genetically modified animal. If I did not do this, I'd have to use CG, and you know that I hate CG!

    Somehow, by some plot trick than fan-boys conjure up, and is more believable than what Luca$ would have thought, they escape and reach a place full of these weird creatures, that talk funny and nobody can understand. Note to self: must improve genetic manipulation, as I need several billion gazillion of them for the final battle, where they all get wiped out by the combined armies of the Mandaloreans and Sith! [face_devil] (Now, I do realise that fan-boys hate these creatures. Yet, it is smth I must do to advance the plot. Apologies fan-boys...)


    "Master", sais kon-gon, gon-gon, smth, "these creatures are one with the living Force"

    Ob-Wan slaps him. "No more crap from your mouth Jedi Apprentice!" he sais.


    "It's padawan Ma-" gon-gon. ntin-nton, smth was interupted by another slap.

    "Listen, ping-pong, bi-bi-bong smth, fans DO NOT LIKE the term padawan. Remember, we are super-dee-duper Jedi Knights and everything we do, must explain the OT, that marvelous creation of the fan-boys that Luca$ presented as his own, curse him!"

    "Yes Master", said kling-on, big-bomb, smth

    "And no more malakoklorians either! It contradicts EVERYTHING the OT has and fan-boys hate it!" Ob-Wan went on.

    "Yes Master", said ka-pong, coul-bol, smth

    "I wonder who do the fan-boys have sex with" ban-bom, ga-gon, smth thought. "A woman, or the O-OT VHS"


    SLAP!!!

    "I heard that!" said Obi-WAN.


    To be continued...
  7. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Loipon,ego tha peato idees kai si tha ilopoieis opoies sou aresoun,OK?O JarJar,opos eipan oi alithinoi fans,tha mialei kanonika Agglika kai tha einai politaksidemenos,apla tha einai ligo afelis.Episis,oi Nabooites tha einai poli ratsistes apenanti stous Gungans kai tha tous tin lene panta.
  8. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Proton: DEN IPARXEI NABOO!!!!!!!!!!111!111!!~1 To ksexases?
    http://boards.theforce.net/Greece/b10346/17847384/p2/?52

    Defteron: JarJar,opos eipan oi alithinoi fans,tha mialei kanonika Agglika kai tha einai politaksidemenos,apla tha einai ligo afelis

    Xmmmm.. [face_thinking] Afto thelei mia kapia skepsi. Alloste einai lefto $-) to zitima. Mporeis na to eksigiseis?
  9. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Koitakse,se ena apo ta prosfata pou postares,enas egrafe oti to 1o draft tou Ep1 elege oti o JarJar milage kanonika agglika kai itan psilogkafatzis,alla oxi malakas kai oti itan politaksidemenos ston Naboo,i mallon ston Alderaan stin periptosi mas,kai itan to kleidi gia tin enosi ton 2 politismon...
  10. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Entaksei. Tha frontiso na allakso to proigoumeno post mlou.

    Thanks :)
  11. Ker-Soth Jedi Knight

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    re obi, den erxesai kai su na kanoume xwrio sto sequel-trilogy na ta fiaksoume ta episodia?

    Shmeiwsu, bale ton jarjar na tragoudaei to whiskey in the jar apo metallica, kai na exei to xaraktira tou gimly. Eksestos polulogas kai kalos sti maxi. AllA! na einai kai ligo kota wres wres. O bon-bon prepei na pethanei.
  12. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    H apostoli mou einai diskoli. Poli diskoli kai den exo kai xrono. :(
    Min ksexnas oti thelo na kano mia trilogia pou tha antexei sto xrono aki den tha tin exoun ksexasei oloi se 10 xronia opos tin PT.
  13. Ker-Soth Jedi Knight

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    O arxontas einai perissotero pithano na ksexastei se 10 xronia, h PT einai kollumeni me tin OT. Oso uparxei i mia, tha uparxei kai i alli
  14. gianakin Jedi Knight

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  15. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    ^Oso zei o Lucas, kai ehei oreksi na asholithei me afto, to Star Wars den tha pethanei pote... To latrevei, tou fernei para polla lefta, kai alloi hilioi dyo logoi...
  16. SithLOrd_REvan Jedi Knight

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    Apokleietai na kanei omos alli tenia etsi ?Akousa oti eixe pei pos kathe taineia Star Wars tou pernei 10 xronia kai pos to Revenge of the Sith tha einai h teleftaia tou.

    TOO BAD :(
  17. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Etsi leei,fisika otan iparxoun ta dikaiomata mporoun na metaferthoun se allon.Pros to paron omos no Ep7-9,alla tha simvivastoume me tin tileoptiki seira pou etoimazetai!
  18. Ker-Soth Jedi Knight

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    H opoia tha erthei pote edw?
  19. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Me ton sintomo elliniko tropo KerSoth:paparia.Opoios exei DSL to katevazei peiratiko kai perimenoume to DVD na vgei...
  20. SithLOrd_REvan Jedi Knight

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    Etoimazetai tileoptiki seira ? 8a anaferetai stin istoria prin ap'tis tainies h' meta ?
    (Ama erthei stin ellada grapste mou [face_worried] )
  21. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    Nai,tha ginei seira kai vevaia(klassikos Lucas) den exoume idea gia to ti tha paizei.An pistepseis tis fimes gia ton Mark Hamill na epistrefei os Luke,pantos,tote mallon milame gia kammia 20etia meta to Ep6.
    Alla,as meinoume sto topic kai as metaferoume ti sizitisi sto "Kalosirthate" thread...Edo leme gia na kanoume tin Prequel Trilogia opos tin theloun oi ALITHINOI VARVATOI fans tou SW kai oxi o potapos Lucas pou gerase k ksemorathike!!!!Pou imastan ObiOne?
  22. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    H opoia tha erthei pote edw?


    Poteee pote-pote-poteeeee poteeeeee poteeee [face_plain]

    As arkestoume sti Lampsi, na doume pos einai i alithini zoi, kai as afisoume ta eksopragmatika. :p


    giannakin, edo eimai, alla exo kollisei. Exo kai polla pramata na kano sto lab afto to kairo (elonosia kaneis? :p )
  23. gianakin Jedi Knight

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    LOL,oxi den exo sxesi kammia me elonosies ObiOne!As einai,an prepei na afierotheis stin epistimi,as afisoume afto to TRUE kai MEGALOPREPES project se alla ikana xeria alithinon fans :p
  24. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Giati den dokimazeis esi to talento sou. Diskoli apostoli, ksero, alla otan to teleioseis, akoma kai o PJ tha se proskina! :D
  25. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    ^ Den nomizw pws o Gianakin ehei tis recourses at his disposal, gia ena tetoio pefwtismeno project! Thelei agrio psaksimo sta basher-o-forum. Gianakin, les pws ta vgazeis pera?
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