Sth Bend, IN Non-Star Wars Movie Quotes!

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  1. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Well, I think we've all had our share of Star Wars quotes; most of us have all 4 memorized :)

    So....this thread is a place to post your favorite NON-Star Wars quotes.

    I'll begin with my namesake :)


    Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
    Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
    Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
    Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
    Goose: We!
    Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
    Charlie: Where did you see this?
    Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
    Charlie: It's what?
    Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    Maverick: I feel the need...
    Maverick & Goose: ...the need for speed!

    Maverick: She's lost it, Goose.
    Goose: What? She's lost what?
    Maverick: She's lost that lovin' feeling.
    Goose: What? No, no she hasn't!
    Maverick: Yeah, she has.
    Goose: I hate it when she does that.
  2. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tommorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
  3. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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  4. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Now that wouldn't be fun now would it. :D
  5. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    New Rule: You have to list the movie!

    Principle: So THAT's how they do it in there family, eh?

    -Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  6. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    ok ok...Risky Business..

    Now Showing = The Whole Nine Yards

    Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: He's upset. I've upset a mass murderer.
  7. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    D'oh! I knew that one!

    Chopper Pilot: "Suspect has increased speed to 120"
    Drycoff: "Maintain visual, Air One"
    Chopper Pilot: "140 Miles an hour"
    Drycoff: "Do not loose him!"
    Chopper Pilot: "This is an A-star sir, not an Apache"
    Chopper Pilot: "150, 160."
    Chopper Pilot: "He's Gone."

    Drycoff: "Man this guy can drive!"
    Castlebeck: "What, what!?
    Drycoff: "It's preobably mostly the car."


    -Gone in 60 seconds
  8. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father
    Austin: Really?
    Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.
  9. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father
    Austin: Really?
    Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

    If you don't know the movie, you haven't been awake for the past few years.
  10. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
    Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
    Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
    Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
  11. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Castor Troy: Do you have protection?
    Jamie Archer: You mean, c-c-condoms?
    [Pulls out knife.]
    Castor Troy: Protection.

    Face Off
  12. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Not actually a movie, but I thought it was something worth posting...

    "Freaks and Geeks" (1999)

    Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 47 times. You do the math.
  13. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Wild Wild West

    James West: Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a redneck dance.
  14. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    The Borg: We are the Borg, lower your sheilds and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile

    Star Trek: First Contact
  15. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    OK, OK, new rule, no Star Trek on this forum :D

    A.J. Frost: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
    Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.

    Lev Andropov: American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!

    Armageddon
  16. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Vinzinni: "You were supposed to be this colossus, this great legendary thing and yet he gains!"
    Fezzik: "But he is only carrying himself, I I have to carry three people"
    Vinzinni: I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to get myself a new giant, that's all."

    Inigo: "He doesn't mean any...harm."
    Fezzik: "He's really very short on...charm."

    Vinzinni: "No more rhyming, I mean it!"
    Fezzik: "Anybody wanna peanut?"

    -The Princess Bride
  17. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    X, don't give up your day job to become a rapper.
  18. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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  19. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    "Yoohoo! I'll make you famous."

    -Young Guns II
  20. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.

    -Half Baked
  21. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    [at the dinner table]
    Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
    Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
    Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
    Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a ****ing prisoner while she keeps my d**k in a mason jar under the sink.
    Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
    Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

    -American Beauty

    I love that movie.
  22. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    Never play games of life and death with a Sicillian! HA HA HA HA HA HA... KLUNK
  23. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Hey X, that is WOBDZ favorite movie.
  24. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Then it deserves a few more quotes :)

    China Girl: You look like trouble.
    Doc Scurlock: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
    China Girl: And a gun... it's a big gun.
    "Doc" Scurlock: It's a big town.


    William H. Bonney: Reap the whirlwind, Brady! Reap it!

    William H. Bonney: You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.

    Alex McSween: I'm not leaving my house.
    William H. Bonney: Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing.

    --Young Guns

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    Gordie: Do you think I'm weird?
    Chris: Definitely.
    Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird?
    Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.


    Teddy: Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore.

    Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
    Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
    Teddy: You wish.


    And...in reguard to our Who's More The Fool thread..:

    Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
    Teddy: What are you, cracked?
    Vern: No I saw him on tv the other day he was holding 5 elephants in 1 hand.
    Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
    Vern: I guess you're right. It would be a good fight though.

    --Stand By Me

  25. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    "Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over...

    ...That's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

    Goodfellas

    -Le Penguin
    "Funny how?"

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