Non-Star Wars Movie Quotes!

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  1. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    I haven't seen it yet either but have heard alot about it.
  2. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

    -Fight Club
  3. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father!
    Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.

    -Toy Story 2 1999
  4. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father
    Austin: Really?
    Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

    Woman: Oh my god, look at that! It looks just like my husband's--
    Carnival Worker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! Come see the One-eyed Monster!
    One Eyed Monster: Oh my god, it's a giant--
    Chinese Teacher: Wang! pay attention!
    Wang: Sorry, sir I was distracted by that giant flying--
    Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?

    Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
    Colonel: What is it, son?
    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
    Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
    Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
    Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
    Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
    Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
    Colonel: Johnson!
    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

    Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

    Number Two: Dr. Evil, wouldn't it be easier to use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could literally make trillions!
    Dr. Evil: Why make trillions when we could make... billions?

    Dr. Evil: I turned the moon into something I like to call a "Death Star."

    Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
    The President: What hand?
    Dr. Evil: You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips.
    The President: What are you talking about?
    Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.
    The President: Whose girlfriend?
    Dr. Evil: Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo fo. I onced popped a cop cause he wasn't giving my props in Oak town. I've heard that somewhere.

    [Dr. Evil sings to Mini Me, to the tune of "Just the two of us"]
    Austin Danger Powers, Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard: From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.

    -AP2
  5. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    Alex Trevelyan: "Why won't you be a good boy and die?"
    James Bond: "You first."
  6. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Eric Stark: Now, if you really believe, you jump. Otherwise, you come to me.
    Cody: After you.
  7. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Tommy: Did you hear I graduated?
    Richard: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
    Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years.
    Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors.

    -Tommy Boy
  8. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. But Moses knowses his toeses aren't roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

    -Singin' In The Rain
  9. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    can't I give Star Trek quotes? PLEASE?
  10. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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  11. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Yes, no ..no...yes..ahahhahahah the voices in my head.....
  12. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Richard Nugent: Hey, you remind me of a man.
    Susan Turner: What man?
    Richard Nugent: Man with the power.
    Susan Turner: What power?
    Richard Nugent: Power of hoodoo.
    Susan Turner: Hoodoo?
    Richard Nugent: You do.
    Susan Turner: Do what?
    Richard Nugent: Remind me of a man...

    -The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer
  13. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    Marcus Aurelius: There was a dream that was Rome. I can only whisper of it now. Anything more than a whisper and the dream vanishes. It's so... fragile. The true glory of Rome is in a very fragile idea. Imagine a place devoted to the rights of the citizen. Where every free man has a voice. That was the dream... And I fear it will not survive the winter. Let's just whisper here, you and I.

    Maximus Decimus Meridius: Yes, Caesar.


    There was a dream that was Rome.
  14. Stardreamer Jedi Knight

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    "Listen! You smell something?"

    "You're right, no... human being would stack books like this."

    "Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

    - Ghostbusters


    TV reporter: I didn't expect you to be so romantic.
    Scientist: I don't know how to be romantic, but I don't have a little mad scientist inside of me, either.

    - Godzilla vs. Destoroyah


    Curnow: You know what I miss? I miss green. The grass, the trees... I love green!
    Floyd: I'd love a hot dog.
    Curnow: The Astrodome! Great hot dogs!
    Floyd: The Astrodome?! You can't grow good hot dogs indoors! No, no... Yankee Stadium. September. Hot dogs have been boiling since the opening day in April. Now that's a hot dog!
    Curnow: With the yellow mustard, or the darker?
    Floyd: Darker.
    Curnow: It's important.
    Floyd: Darker.

    - 2010: Odyssey Two


    Jeff - If memory serves, there was a variant of that "You remind me of a man" sequence in the movie Labyrinth, which I posted in the "Crabmen" thread. ;)
  15. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    I have a quote and a funny corruption of it. See if you can figure out my twisted humor


    Paul Muad'dib Atreides: "Father! The Sleeper has awakened!"
    Duke Leto Atreides: "I told you GO TO BED!"

  16. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    No idea, KnnOs.

    Tommy: Wow. Is this movie in 3-D?
    Randy: No, but your face is!

    -Valley Girl
  17. KnnOs Force Ghost

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    of all the people on this board I would think YOU could have understood my insanity Jeff

    Man One: Ok, there's the Toys R' Us sign.
    Man Two: (perfect imitation of Garven Dries from ANH, you know, the pilot in the death star battle) Almost there.

    it's a movie called Free Enterprise, it kicks UTTER a$$. go watch it. Now.
  18. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Rafe McCawley: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected... but that's life.

    -Pearl Harbor 2001

    Great movie, I don't care what anyone says.
  20. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Juba: Can they hear you?
    Maximus: Who?
    Juba: Your family. In the afterlife.
    Maximus: Oh yes.
    Juba: What do you say to them?
    Maximus: To my son -- I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.
  21. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    [After being shot down, captured and imprisoned.]
    Hot Rod: We've got to get a new travel agent!

    -Transformers The Movie 1986

    Ultra Magnus: I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy--okay, give me the bomb.

    -A good quote from the TV series. I love Transformers. I wish they would bring all the episodes out on DVD.
  22. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO"!
    Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

    -Family Guy 1999
  23. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    "Not everything ends the way you think it should."

    -Gabriel, Swordfish
  24. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Statler: I like this film fine so far!
    Waldorf: It hasn't started yet!
    Statler: That's what I like about it!

    -The Muppet Movie
  25. Shara Jedi Master

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    "Heh, you're clever. How's that working out for you?"
    "What?"
    "Being clever."
    -Fight Club

    "I would rather be a ghost by your side, then spend an eternity in Heaven without you."
    -Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    I'm sure I'll come up with more.

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