Sth Bend, IN Non-Star Wars Movie Quotes!

Ooo ooo already did:

"Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."
-Banky, Chasing Amy

"You.....should....have....bought....a.....
squirrel"

-If anyone saw Tomb Raider, then you might have seen this in a preview before it.

 

That would have been Kathy Bates in "Rat Race."


"You break her heart and I'll break your neck."
-Dominic, Fast and the Furious

 

She didn't say it. It was just a sign ;p

"Can I sit down?"
"Sure, go ahead....You want a cup of coffee?"
"...No"
"How about a cookie?"
"...No"
-James Earl Jones and Kevin Costner, "Field of Dreams"

 

Paul Kirby: We needed you because you've been on this island before.
Dr. Grant: I've never been on this island! That was Isla Nublar, this is Isla Sornum.
Paul Kirby: Oh.

 

I eat because I am unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat.

Need I say more.

 

Henry Jones Jr.: Dad never would have made it this far. He hates rats.

 

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

Grocho Marx

 

Detective James Carter: Boy, you don't ever get in front of a black man a buffet line!

Detective James Carter: Show us a badge or something....Show it again.

Detective James Carter: Man, you all look alike!

-Rush Hour 2

 

Jack Byrnes: Well, Greg, when you have a bunch of Fockers running around your house, you'll feel the need for security.

-Meet The Parents

 

"You'll probably be played by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck"

-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back



I can't WAIT for that movie
Forgive me, this isn't precise

"George Lucas going to be suing SOMEBODY."

I guess Mark Hamill CAN still get work.
Again, forgive the imprecision of the quote

"My quarrel is not with you, brother."
"You fight with the humans, therefore your quarrel IS with me."

-Planet of the Apes

I love this scene, one of the most beautiful expressions of the romantic aspect of the warrior ethic. The kind of thing which armor piercing bullets don't allow us.

Perhaps I shouldn't say that. I do not want to in any way denigrate those beings who put themselves on the line to protect us from danger here and abroad in the modern military machine. It just seems far more romantic (in the old sense, chivalry and all that) for two people, comitted to an ideal, meet in the field of battle and fight to the death for that ideal.

When I state it that way though, I suppose it IS entirely false. The idealist is rarely the warrior. The great conflict I imagine so MANY times in my mind is non-existant.

Aargh! My life is absurd.


(Thnx for indulging the long post)

 

Lecter: Given the chance you'd deny me my life, wouldn't you?
Clarice: Not your life.
Lecter: But my freedom... just that.

Clarice Starling: I'll cut you loose. If you touch me, I'll shoot you.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Understood.
Clarice Starling: Do right, and you'll live through this.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Spoken like a true Protestant.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

Hannibal Lecter: Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody.

Clarice: I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Krendler. When I speak to you, you'll know it because I'll look at you.

 

Dom: Why you smiling?
Brian: Dude! I almost had you!
Dom: What? You never had me! You never had your car! Almost had me? Granny shifting instead of double-clutching like you should have been, now me and the mad scientist have to rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried! Almost had me?

 

Rubin: This is kind of an unusual request, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? You see, our car exploded yesterday and I'm almost out of my own.
Motel Clerk: [short pause] I'm not a drug dealer. No, I'm not. Thank you for asking.
Rubin: OK.
Motel Clerk: Anything else? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute delivered to your room? We CAN do that. Or maybe you'd like us to off someone for you. Or why don't we just start simple? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you can roll that up and smoke it. Oh hey, Cheech! That credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out so don't go spending all your cash on needles and guns.

- Road Trip 2000

 

"I hate how fake Hollywood is!":
-J&SBSB

 

Magic Mirror: She lives with seven men, but she's not easy.

-Shrek
2001

 

What's that quote in your sig, DBZ?

 

Which one?

 

The winnebago one.

 

Space Balls

 

Oh, yeah! It's all coming back.

 

Pearl: [seductively] I've got a few minutes.
Porter: Go boil an egg.

-PayBack 1999

 

Robert Clayton Dean: You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.

-Enemy of the State 1998