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So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Ok here are the rules for this new game.: There are no right or wrong answers, only answers. You must come up with a new nonsensical question once you have answered the previous one. Here is the first question:

    "Why did they all go to the mall on the moon after eating some pickles?"
     
  2. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Due to the low gravity the pickles expanded so it was either the bathroom or.....

    Why does a girl get expelled from school for a year becuase of a zero tolerance policy against drugs when she was carrying Advil yet Rap is allowed to continue?

    Oh wait that actually happened.

    What does Burnt Sienna Taste like?
     
  3. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    It tastes like the cries of a thousand kittens.

    Why is it that vampires can't stand using binoculars?
     
  4. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    First of all, vampires can't see. They use sonic screeches to find their way around. That's why we don't see many, they're all too embarassed to be seen walking around screeching all the time with red tipped canes and bumping into stuff.

    What does a feather and a mop have in common?

    Edit: posted at the same time, I called jinx first!
     
  5. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Mops and Feathers both have 13 foot tendrils.

    Why don't jinxes work on accountants?
     
  6. cbielich

    cbielich Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Because Accountants can only count, not read!

    Why do Penguins have Windows ME?
     
  7. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Because they are depressed from the inability to fly that they like to use an OS that crashes like nobody's business.

    When chasing a moose, how many times do you have to give the car dealer the key you got from level 4 before he throws an apple?
     
  8. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    dumb fast posters
     
  9. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Duh 4 times, then you kill him on the 5th.

    what am I thinking right now?
     
  10. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fuzzy Purple Bananas, Towels, and fresh ice.

    What is the sound of freckles?
     
  11. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    it resembles the death gurgle of a fleet footed bonterdingle.

    When do cats have 10 lives?
     
  12. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Only when they are born under a full moon on the Fouth of July.

    Why am I obese?
     
  13. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    You tried to eat a giant 600 pound bag of gummy bears in 13 seconds.

    Why am i going to new jersey?

    EDIT:word order makes a difference
     
  14. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Becuase New York found out you were coming and closed.

    Why is water wet?
     
  15. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    because it can't find a towel.

    How much is in the world? (not a typo)
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Precisely 3.014692 X 10 to the fifty third power.

    Why?
     
  17. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    because

    If Ghandi and a stick of gum got into a drunken fist fight, why is the earth flat?
     
  18. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Becuase Ghadi used his hidden ninja battle monkey no fist techinque that flattened the earth.

    What?
     
  19. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Chicken butt

    why don't people like it when you try to steal their cars?
     
  20. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Becuase the sun set.

    Are you down with the sickness?
     
  21. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yes

    Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
     
  22. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bucharest <sp?>

    What does the lyric "I am the Walrus" mean anyway?
     
  23. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He was always self conscious because of the size of his inordinately large front teeth.

    Who is the egg-man?
     
  24. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Same guy according to the lyrics

    But whats the purpose of looking glass ties?
     
  25. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They look really good with a collared shirt and a houndstooth suit (which Talon actually has).

    Why does the gnu know no new nute knee's kneading nutter butters?