Ok here are the rules for this new game.: There are no right or wrong answers, only answers. You must come up with a new nonsensical question once you have answered the previous one. Here is the first question:

"Why did they all go to the mall on the moon after eating some pickles?"

 

Due to the low gravity the pickles expanded so it was either the bathroom or.....

Why does a girl get expelled from school for a year becuase of a zero tolerance policy against drugs when she was carrying Advil yet Rap is allowed to continue?

Oh wait that actually happened.

What does Burnt Sienna Taste like?

 

It tastes like the cries of a thousand kittens.

Why is it that vampires can't stand using binoculars?

 

First of all, vampires can't see. They use sonic screeches to find their way around. That's why we don't see many, they're all too embarassed to be seen walking around screeching all the time with red tipped canes and bumping into stuff.

What does a feather and a mop have in common?

Edit: posted at the same time, I called jinx first!

 

Mops and Feathers both have 13 foot tendrils.

Why don't jinxes work on accountants?

 

Because Accountants can only count, not read!

Why do Penguins have Windows ME?

 

Because they are depressed from the inability to fly that they like to use an OS that crashes like nobody's business.

When chasing a moose, how many times do you have to give the car dealer the key you got from level 4 before he throws an apple?

 

dumb fast posters

 

Duh 4 times, then you kill him on the 5th.

what am I thinking right now?

 

Fuzzy Purple Bananas, Towels, and fresh ice.

What is the sound of freckles?

 

it resembles the death gurgle of a fleet footed bonterdingle.

When do cats have 10 lives?

 

Only when they are born under a full moon on the Fouth of July.

Why am I obese?

 

You tried to eat a giant 600 pound bag of gummy bears in 13 seconds.

Why am i going to new jersey?

EDIT:word order makes a difference

 

Becuase New York found out you were coming and closed.

Why is water wet?

 

because it can't find a towel.

How much is in the world? (not a typo)

 

Precisely 3.014692 X 10 to the fifty third power.

Why?

 

because

If Ghandi and a stick of gum got into a drunken fist fight, why is the earth flat?

 

Becuase Ghadi used his hidden ninja battle monkey no fist techinque that flattened the earth.

What?

 

Chicken butt

why don't people like it when you try to steal their cars?

 

Becuase the sun set.

Are you down with the sickness?

 

yes

Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?

 

Bucharest <sp?>

What does the lyric "I am the Walrus" mean anyway?

 

He was always self conscious because of the size of his inordinately large front teeth.

Who is the egg-man?

 

Same guy according to the lyrics

But whats the purpose of looking glass ties?

 

They look really good with a collared shirt and a houndstooth suit (which Talon actually has).

Why does the gnu know no new nute knee's kneading nutter butters?