So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

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  1. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    Ok here are the rules for this new game.: There are no right or wrong answers, only answers. You must come up with a new nonsensical question once you have answered the previous one. Here is the first question:

    "Why did they all go to the mall on the moon after eating some pickles?"
  2. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Due to the low gravity the pickles expanded so it was either the bathroom or.....

    Why does a girl get expelled from school for a year becuase of a zero tolerance policy against drugs when she was carrying Advil yet Rap is allowed to continue?

    Oh wait that actually happened.

    What does Burnt Sienna Taste like?
  3. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    It tastes like the cries of a thousand kittens.

    Why is it that vampires can't stand using binoculars?
  4. GersonSith Jedi Master

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    Apr 30, 2002
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    First of all, vampires can't see. They use sonic screeches to find their way around. That's why we don't see many, they're all too embarassed to be seen walking around screeching all the time with red tipped canes and bumping into stuff.

    What does a feather and a mop have in common?

    Edit: posted at the same time, I called jinx first!
  5. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    Mops and Feathers both have 13 foot tendrils.

    Why don't jinxes work on accountants?
  6. cbielich Jedi Knight

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    Jun 4, 2002
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    Because Accountants can only count, not read!

    Why do Penguins have Windows ME?
  7. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    Because they are depressed from the inability to fly that they like to use an OS that crashes like nobody's business.

    When chasing a moose, how many times do you have to give the car dealer the key you got from level 4 before he throws an apple?
  8. GersonSith Jedi Master

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  9. DarthDarkstar Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2002
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    Duh 4 times, then you kill him on the 5th.

    what am I thinking right now?
  10. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Fuzzy Purple Bananas, Towels, and fresh ice.

    What is the sound of freckles?
  11. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    it resembles the death gurgle of a fleet footed bonterdingle.

    When do cats have 10 lives?
  12. Moka Jedi Master

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    Only when they are born under a full moon on the Fouth of July.

    Why am I obese?
  13. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    You tried to eat a giant 600 pound bag of gummy bears in 13 seconds.

    Why am i going to new jersey?

    EDIT:word order makes a difference
  14. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Becuase New York found out you were coming and closed.

    Why is water wet?
  15. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    because it can't find a towel.

    How much is in the world? (not a typo)
  16. Moka Jedi Master

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    Precisely 3.014692 X 10 to the fifty third power.

    Why?
  17. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    because

    If Ghandi and a stick of gum got into a drunken fist fight, why is the earth flat?
  18. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Becuase Ghadi used his hidden ninja battle monkey no fist techinque that flattened the earth.

    What?
  19. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    Chicken butt

    why don't people like it when you try to steal their cars?
  20. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Becuase the sun set.

    Are you down with the sickness?
  21. Moka Jedi Master

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    yes

    Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
  22. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Bucharest <sp?>

    What does the lyric "I am the Walrus" mean anyway?
  23. Moka Jedi Master

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    He was always self conscious because of the size of his inordinately large front teeth.

    Who is the egg-man?
  24. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Same guy according to the lyrics

    But whats the purpose of looking glass ties?
  25. Moka Jedi Master

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    They look really good with a collared shirt and a houndstooth suit (which Talon actually has).

    Why does the gnu know no new nute knee's kneading nutter butters?
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