So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Because it has seen me in my fully armed and operational hound's tooth suit, and was fearful.



what color is green?

 

Green

Baby Baluga in the deep blue sea, swims so wild and he swims so free, Heaven above and the sea below and the little white whale on the go...
Baby Baluga, Baby Baluga, Is the water warm? Is your momma home for you?

 

The plumber's aunts tooth decay.

If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then why is the cure for SARS found only in Colby Cheese?

 

because the gorognzola was busy making its way down to mexico.

why can't they make a good hammer on the bottom of the sea?

 

Too many singing crabs

What does yellow feel like?

 

like a soft baby's bottom.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because he had a baby stapled to his back.

What is the official catchphrase of the hit new tv show, "I can't seem to find my underwear. I think I left it in the bathroom last night, but man was I drunk?"

 

My poop doesn't smell

Why am I so cool?

 

Cause you were told you were as a kid

Why do pigs seem to always go up hills under a blanket and fall to the left?

 

Some of their legs are shorter than the others, causing them to veer left.



What will we find on Mars when the first manned mission arrives there in 10 years?

 

The same thing that's always been there, red dirt.

Why don't we all work for the government so we can spend billions of dollars on stupid crap?

 

Cause we're dumb.

Why does human flesh taste like chicken?

 

Cause all the stupid crap has already been purchsed by the current government. dang darkstar you beat me to it!!

ok to answer your question Darkstar...

Cuase were all decendants of Dahmer...

Why is the gobersnap speaking japanese in the garden shoeness?? I mean...really??

 

Because he didnt know that he was wearing socks in the first place

Why is it everytime Linux comes out with a good product to try and blend with Microsoft, Bill Gates has to invent a new File System so that cant happen?

 

It's all about the Benjamin's

Why are bacon cheeseburgers so good?

 

Why not?



Why is Fruit Salad the name of a Wiggle's song?

 

I think the word "Fruit" and "Wiggles" in the same sentance explains it all.

If cats are supposed to land on their feet, why did my cat land on his back after I threw him off my stairs?

Exclaimer: No animals were actually hurt in making this statement.

 

Because you burned it's whiskers off.




If I ride into town on Friday, and leave 3 days later on Friday how did I do it?

 

you took the train.

Why is it that small children can't mine diamonds quite as well as adults?

 

Their hands are too small to grip onto the pickaxes well, thus you spare not the whip and the diamonds are mined. Uh, nevermind.


What is the seventh Phase of Phase ten?

 

the phase whereby the prince of darkness is summoned by using the blood of the innocent, of course. At least thats the way I play Phase 10.

How do they cram all of that gram into golden grams?

 

By stuffing it into the sphincter of a stressed out elephant, who then clenches and compresses all the graham into Golden Graham's. Yummy.


Where does super glue get it's powers from?

 

it got bit by a radioactive man from the planet krypton while taking pictures at a lab. now it can climb walls and fight crime.

why is Taun We the worst character in the Star Wars universe?

 

Thats a filthy, filthy lie!!

http://boards.theforce.net/Henderson,_NV/b10379/14555141/?5 Talk about the Uber Sexy Taun We on the preceeding link.

If we are in 3d and movies are in 2d and 3d movies are cool...If we were 2d how could they make a 1d movie?

 

love would find a way.

in what year did mcdonalds first start using human meat in its hamburgers?