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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    2027; the year of the Great Bovine Famine.




    If there is a just and loving God, why would he allow a Starbucks to be built across from another Starbucks?
     
  2. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2002
    Sometimes people are afraid to cross the street.

    What makes pink a girl color?
     
  3. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2003
    Cosmo

    If Soilent Green is people what is Soilent Purple?
     
  4. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 8, 2002
    Sam Jackson.



    Are there magma creatures that live at the center of the earth, and if so, what do they do all day?
     
  5. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Yes, they dance like creatures of the night.




    What do you do if you "soilent brown" your pants?
     
  6. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    May 23, 2002
    eat it.

    Why don't ducks carry wallets?
     
  7. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They arent water proof

    Shmi and Taun We ryhme, coincedence?
     
  8. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think not!





    What color are Axia's eyes?
     
  9. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2002
    Bloodshot when Kleff is around.

    How much is it?
     
  10. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2003
    IT is always free, its going back for more that costs!

    What does God need with a starship?
     
  11. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    He likes to play with them in His giant cosmic bath.



    Why is February the month of love?
     
  12. cbielich

    cbielich Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 4, 2002
    Becasue loser single people need one month to feel loved

    If Bad is good and good is bad, and bad, bad, good, good, then what is good, bad, bad, good, good, bad, bad?
     
  13. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    It depends on the knottiness of the individual.





    What marks the thin line between love and hate?
     
  14. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    May 23, 2002
    a road sign

    When is a car not a car?
     
  15. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2003
    when its a fish, door, school bus, keyboard, chakram, sword, insence, a Borg, death, music, boat, skateboard, airplane, death metal, transistor radio, scuba, dice, cards, glass, pencil, baby, picture, speaker, floor, paycheck....

    Who cares?
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Your mom.




    Why is Jell-o so jiggly?
     
  17. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2002
    Its made from the liposuction leftovers.

    Why do weights weigh so much?
     
  18. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    May 23, 2002
    the aliens made it that way.

    why am i still here?
     
  19. cbielich

    cbielich Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 4, 2002
    cause you wont leave

    Why do diets suck!
     
  20. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 17, 2002
    Cause you're on it...

    Will I win the Weight Loss Challenge?
     
  21. cbielich

    cbielich Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 4, 2002
    No, cause I have lost 9 pounds already going to the gym 2 times a day and eating a strict diet :)

    Why will Darkstar not win the weight challenge?
     
  22. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Because Kal-El forbade it.


    How big is it?
     
  23. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At least as big as that giant red floating spinning ball thing in Alias that then exploded and almost drowned everyone.


    Why did Obi Wan grow a beard?
     
  24. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    To hide his chine acne.



    What weighs more; a bowling ball?
     
  25. cbielich

    cbielich Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 4, 2002
    Yes

    Where is it?