So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

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  1. MoronDude Jedi Knight

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    2027; the year of the Great Bovine Famine.




    If there is a just and loving God, why would he allow a Starbucks to be built across from another Starbucks?
  2. GersonSith Jedi Padawan

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    Sometimes people are afraid to cross the street.

    What makes pink a girl color?
  3. Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Cosmo

    If Soilent Green is people what is Soilent Purple?
  4. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    Sam Jackson.



    Are there magma creatures that live at the center of the earth, and if so, what do they do all day?
  5. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    Yes, they dance like creatures of the night.




    What do you do if you "soilent brown" your pants?
  6. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    eat it.

    Why don't ducks carry wallets?
  7. Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    They arent water proof

    Shmi and Taun We ryhme, coincedence?
  8. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    I think not!





    What color are Axia's eyes?
  9. GersonSith Jedi Padawan

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    Bloodshot when Kleff is around.

    How much is it?
  10. Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    IT is always free, its going back for more that costs!

    What does God need with a starship?
  11. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    He likes to play with them in His giant cosmic bath.



    Why is February the month of love?
  12. cbielich Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 4, 2002
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    Becasue loser single people need one month to feel loved

    If Bad is good and good is bad, and bad, bad, good, good, then what is good, bad, bad, good, good, bad, bad?
  13. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    It depends on the knottiness of the individual.





    What marks the thin line between love and hate?
  14. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    a road sign

    When is a car not a car?
  15. Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    when its a fish, door, school bus, keyboard, chakram, sword, insence, a Borg, death, music, boat, skateboard, airplane, death metal, transistor radio, scuba, dice, cards, glass, pencil, baby, picture, speaker, floor, paycheck....

    Who cares?
  16. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
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    Your mom.




    Why is Jell-o so jiggly?
  17. GersonSith Jedi Padawan

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    Its made from the liposuction leftovers.

    Why do weights weigh so much?
  18. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    the aliens made it that way.

    why am i still here?
  19. cbielich Jedi Youngling

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    cause you wont leave

    Why do diets suck!
  20. DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan

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    Cause you're on it...

    Will I win the Weight Loss Challenge?
  21. cbielich Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 4, 2002
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    No, cause I have lost 9 pounds already going to the gym 2 times a day and eating a strict diet :)

    Why will Darkstar not win the weight challenge?
  22. Moka Jedi Padawan

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    Because Kal-El forbade it.


    How big is it?
  23. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    At least as big as that giant red floating spinning ball thing in Alias that then exploded and almost drowned everyone.


    Why did Obi Wan grow a beard?
  24. MoronDude Jedi Knight

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    To hide his chine acne.



    What weighs more; a bowling ball?
  25. cbielich Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 4, 2002
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