So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

You would be very rich if it hadn't been done already.

What is nastier than the Smoking Fry?

 

The smoking pile of poo.

Where did it come from?

 

I don't know, but you're dad made it disappear along with an elephant.

Where did he get the elephant?

 

A joke giveaway from a Radio show contest.


Where are you allowed to have an elephant in your back yard?

 

Any of the Ozark states.

What is ie legal only in the Ozarks?

 

Painting kittens orange.


Who else likes mixing Kittens and Paint?

 

patients in the mental health ward...

do people in white jackets make you nervous?

 

Nah, it's those red leather jackets from the Thriller video that freak me out.


Who else made a Thriller video?

 

William Hung

What was the name of his band on his recent TV appearance with Judge Rienhold?

 

2 Hung Crew

What happened to 2 Live Crew? They were not great.

 

They open for the Osmonds in Branson.


Who else is forced to work in Branson?

 

Guffman.

Why is Jell-O jiggly?

 

It's an unstable chemical construction.


How many talking ducks are there?

 

Three: Howard, Daffy & Donald

How delicious would they be roasted with some of gerson's BBQ sauce?

 

Very delicious...mmmmmmm


Is killing a talking duck and eating it a crime?

 

Only in Toontown.

What else is a crime only in Toontown?

 

Impersonating a judge while wearing a rubber mask and a trenchcoat and then creating a formula that kills other toons made out of benzine, acetone, and turpentine.

Is anyone else bothered that Huey, Dewey, and Louie weren't mentioned in the duck answer?

 

Nope.


What were the names of Donald Duck's newphews?

 

Moe, Larry & Curly, also known as Howard, Fine & Howard.


Who shish kabobbed them and served them yakitori style?

 

I did. And they were tasty.

Why are all the men in my zip code COMPLETE IDIOTS???

 

Because it's in the actic circle, it's dark for six months and they'd all rather be huntin' fishin' or drinkin' anyway.


What's the most brilliant sentence you can create by rearranging the letters to the words huntin' fishin' and drinkin'?

 

Fin in trunk hidin' shin.

Why did you make me do that???

 

He's a hairy runt and, I believe, enhabitted by a Sith Lord.


Why am I not surprised?

 

Because it takes one to know one.


What else does it take one to know?

 

A Clue

Why isn't knock spelled nock?