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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because that would be far too simple.

    When does it "feel good to be a gangsta?"
     
  2. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    when you're stealing money from the company a fraction of a cent at a time

    Do you feel good? Did you know that you would?
     
  3. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Absolutely

    Now what were we talking about?
     
  4. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    We were talking about cookies.

    what's my favorite kind of cookie?
     
  5. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    the kind with the little bits of stuff in it


    What is The Stuff?
     
  6. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    little pieces of gi-joe dolls.

    why are you making me eat little pieces of gi-joe dolls?
     
  7. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    To teach you a lesson.


    What lesson are we trying to teach you?
     
  8. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How to find joy in life through all sorts of circumstances.

    How do you find joy?
     
  9. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    In the cleaning aisle at your local grocery store.


    What else can you find there?
     
  10. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    charlie sheen

    why are puppies so darn cute?
     
  11. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's the law.


    What other crazy laws are there?
     
  12. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    in alaska you're not allowed to push a moose out of a moving plane.

    what do you get when you cross a water bottle and a paperclip
     
  13. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    A puddle


    What's so hard about a holepuncher?
     
  14. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    the metal part

    why are peeps so brightly colored?
     
  15. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    So you don't confuse them with rocks or charcoal.


    What's so great about peeps?
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    When you put them in the mirowave they grow to ten times their normal size.

    What else does that?
     
  17. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    A severed foot.


    Where do you get a severed foot?
     
  18. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    the trunk of my car (dont ask questions)

    If you saw the movie saw, could you see the movie see?
     
  19. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    No, because you can't say "I saw the movie see."


    Who is the only person who could say "I saw the movie see."
     
  20. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mr. Seesaw (the guy who invented the seesaw)

    If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why does goofy walk on two legs and speak?
     
  21. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well, let's be fair here. It's not as though Goofy walks or speaks well. And Pluto is lazy and mentally retarded. No wonder he doesn't walk or talk. I think the real question should be how in the heck could a MOUSE be big enough to own a DOG?!?


    Isn't it just a cartoon?
     
  22. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    NO! and you shut your face.

    Aren't you just a cartoon?
     
  23. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    47


    Now what does it mean?
     
  24. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's simple, really.


    What's Tim Burton's favorite song?
     
  25. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    What the hell happened to me - adam sandler

    why cant paperclips hold more paper?