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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Because then they'd be stepping on staples' toes.


    What month likes ice cream the most?
     
  2. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    february. because it's cold.

    why do bananas have stickers on them?
     
  3. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    So they're not completely naked.


    What do kiwis taste like?
     
  4. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    fuzzy toe jam

    When did you say that was?
     
  5. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    back in the day

    what day of the week was the day?
     
  6. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Wednesday, everyone knows that!



    Sometimes, when you get hit by a car, something tends to fly off your body. What is it?
     
  7. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    shoes and sometimes your pants.

    How did I kick them off?
     
  8. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    In a fit of joy!


    What do you do once a month as part of a family tradition?
     
  9. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Watch the Love Boat

    Where is Fantasy Island?
     
  10. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    In the dreaded Bermuda Triangle. WooOOOoooOOOOOooo!


    Did I just scare you?
     
  11. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not really but I did pee myslef a little.


    What did I just say?
     
  12. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Myslef! HA!!!



    What is the world record for sausages?
     
  13. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Polka Kielbasa, 12, Louisiana Hot Links, 9


    What's so funny about polka?
     
  14. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    they have accordians and tubas in the same 10 foot radius.

    why is good mexican food so greasy?
     
  15. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That's where all of the magical aye carramba pockets of flavor are.


    Donde esta la banyo, por favor?
     
  16. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    No habla espanol.


    Where was the upside-down ? at the beginning?
     
  17. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No, I think it was somewhere around Tuesday at 2


    How could I possibly have known that?
     
  18. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    One word: Lying.



    How can I make such a brash accusation?
     
  19. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It is your unprecedented commitment to uncovering the truth

    WHy?
     
  20. Iggy

    Iggy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Because there is a reason for everything.

    Which came first? The donut or the hole?
     
  21. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Neither, the hole represents the emptiness of the the donut and its inability to bring true fulfillment.

    Why are donuts so yummy?
     
  22. Iggy

    Iggy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    chocolate frosting, glaze, little sprinkle things, both on the inside and the out.



    why am i talking about food still?
     
  23. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because it's magically delicious.


    What, on the other hand, is tragically delicious?
     
  24. Iggy

    Iggy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Big Macs



    Why is a steak knife not just a regular knife?
     
  25. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Because it went to college and got his Steak Degree, and now he thinks he's better than everyone else, and forces you to call him Steak Knife now.



    How many planets can I see through my telescope?