So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

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  1. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Because then they'd be stepping on staples' toes.


    What month likes ice cream the most?
  2. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    february. because it's cold.

    why do bananas have stickers on them?
  3. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    So they're not completely naked.


    What do kiwis taste like?
  4. Moka Jedi Master

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    fuzzy toe jam

    When did you say that was?
  5. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    back in the day

    what day of the week was the day?
  6. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Wednesday, everyone knows that!



    Sometimes, when you get hit by a car, something tends to fly off your body. What is it?
  7. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    shoes and sometimes your pants.

    How did I kick them off?
  8. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    In a fit of joy!


    What do you do once a month as part of a family tradition?
  9. Moka Jedi Master

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    Watch the Love Boat

    Where is Fantasy Island?
  10. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    In the dreaded Bermuda Triangle. WooOOOoooOOOOOooo!


    Did I just scare you?
  11. Moka Jedi Master

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    Not really but I did pee myslef a little.


    What did I just say?
  12. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Myslef! HA!!!



    What is the world record for sausages?
  13. Moka Jedi Master

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    Polka Kielbasa, 12, Louisiana Hot Links, 9


    What's so funny about polka?
  14. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    they have accordians and tubas in the same 10 foot radius.

    why is good mexican food so greasy?
  15. Moka Jedi Master

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    That's where all of the magical aye carramba pockets of flavor are.


    Donde esta la banyo, por favor?
  16. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    No habla espanol.


    Where was the upside-down ? at the beginning?
  17. Moka Jedi Master

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    No, I think it was somewhere around Tuesday at 2


    How could I possibly have known that?
  18. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    One word: Lying.



    How can I make such a brash accusation?
  19. Moka Jedi Master

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    It is your unprecedented commitment to uncovering the truth

    WHy?
  20. Iggy Jedi Knight

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    Because there is a reason for everything.

    Which came first? The donut or the hole?
  21. Moka Jedi Master

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    Neither, the hole represents the emptiness of the the donut and its inability to bring true fulfillment.

    Why are donuts so yummy?
  22. Iggy Jedi Knight

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    chocolate frosting, glaze, little sprinkle things, both on the inside and the out.



    why am i talking about food still?
  23. Moka Jedi Master

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    Because it's magically delicious.


    What, on the other hand, is tragically delicious?
  24. Iggy Jedi Knight

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    Big Macs



    Why is a steak knife not just a regular knife?
  25. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Because it went to college and got his Steak Degree, and now he thinks he's better than everyone else, and forces you to call him Steak Knife now.



    How many planets can I see through my telescope?
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