Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.
Because then they'd be stepping on staples' toes.
What month likes ice cream the most?
february. because it's cold.
why do bananas have stickers on them?
So they're not completely naked.
What do kiwis taste like?
fuzzy toe jam
When did you say that was?
back in the day
what day of the week was the day?
Wednesday, everyone knows that!
Sometimes, when you get hit by a car, something tends to fly off your body. What is it?
shoes and sometimes your pants.
How did I kick them off?
In a fit of joy!
What do you do once a month as part of a family tradition?
Watch the Love Boat
Where is Fantasy Island?
In the dreaded Bermuda Triangle. WooOOOoooOOOOOooo!
Did I just scare you?
Not really but I did pee myslef a little.
What did I just say?
What is the world record for sausages?
Polka Kielbasa, 12, Louisiana Hot Links, 9
What's so funny about polka?
they have accordians and tubas in the same 10 foot radius.
why is good mexican food so greasy?
That's where all of the magical aye carramba pockets of flavor are.
Donde esta la banyo, por favor?
No habla espanol.
Where was the upside-down ? at the beginning?
No, I think it was somewhere around Tuesday at 2
How could I possibly have known that?
One word: Lying.
How can I make such a brash accusation?
It is your unprecedented commitment to uncovering the truth
Because there is a reason for everything.
Which came first? The donut or the hole?
Neither, the hole represents the emptiness of the the donut and its inability to bring true fulfillment.
Why are donuts so yummy?
chocolate frosting, glaze, little sprinkle things, both on the inside and the out.
why am i talking about food still?
Because it's magically delicious.
What, on the other hand, is tragically delicious?
Why is a steak knife not just a regular knife?
Because it went to college and got his Steak Degree, and now he thinks he's better than everyone else, and forces you to call him Steak Knife now.
How many planets can I see through my telescope?