So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

2027; the year of the Great Bovine Famine.




If there is a just and loving God, why would he allow a Starbucks to be built across from another Starbucks?

 

Sometimes people are afraid to cross the street.

What makes pink a girl color?

 

Cosmo

If Soilent Green is people what is Soilent Purple?

 

Sam Jackson.



Are there magma creatures that live at the center of the earth, and if so, what do they do all day?

 

Yes, they dance like creatures of the night.




What do you do if you "soilent brown" your pants?

 

eat it.

Why don't ducks carry wallets?

 

They arent water proof

Shmi and Taun We ryhme, coincedence?

 

I think not!





What color are Axia's eyes?

 

Bloodshot when Kleff is around.

How much is it?

 

IT is always free, its going back for more that costs!

What does God need with a starship?

 

He likes to play with them in His giant cosmic bath.



Why is February the month of love?

 

Becasue loser single people need one month to feel loved

If Bad is good and good is bad, and bad, bad, good, good, then what is good, bad, bad, good, good, bad, bad?

 

It depends on the knottiness of the individual.





What marks the thin line between love and hate?

 

a road sign

When is a car not a car?

 

when its a fish, door, school bus, keyboard, chakram, sword, insence, a Borg, death, music, boat, skateboard, airplane, death metal, transistor radio, scuba, dice, cards, glass, pencil, baby, picture, speaker, floor, paycheck....

Who cares?

 

Your mom.




Why is Jell-o so jiggly?

 

Its made from the liposuction leftovers.

Why do weights weigh so much?

 

the aliens made it that way.

why am i still here?

 

cause you wont leave

Why do diets suck!

 

Cause you're on it...

Will I win the Weight Loss Challenge?

 

No, cause I have lost 9 pounds already going to the gym 2 times a day and eating a strict diet

Why will Darkstar not win the weight challenge?

 

Because Kal-El forbade it.


How big is it?

 

At least as big as that giant red floating spinning ball thing in Alias that then exploded and almost drowned everyone.


Why did Obi Wan grow a beard?

 

To hide his chine acne.



What weighs more; a bowling ball?

 

Yes

Where is it?