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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Acthar_Sm-Ith, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    those little squiggles above the letter "n."

    Cake or Death?
     
  2. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    cake. NO!! death. no cake!!!

    what, exactly, is the difference between cake and death?
     
  3. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    the difference is: you need to go rent Eddie Izzard: dress to Kill. very funny. A bit (every other word starts with f) vulgar, but very funny and VERY british.

    who stole my cheese?
     
  4. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    YOUR MOM!!HAHAHAHA!!! uh-hem. excuse me.

    why must we eat cake?
     
  5. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    its delicious and low in fat.

    the pope has a thorn stuck in his butt and you pull it out and he grants you one wish, what do you wish for?
     
  6. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    another thorn in his butt.

    how much force power would it take to move a large monkey-hippo?
     
  7. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    14

    is there a measurable unit of "the force?" What ever happened to medichlorians?
     
  8. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Geroge Lucas realized it was his second dumb idea.

    What is a good question to ask?
     
  9. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Why do bad things happen to good people?

    What was GL's first stupidest mistake?
     
  10. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jar-jar.

    Why did the piece of candy I just ate taste like cardboard?
     
  11. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I don't know, did you open the box first or just start eating?


    How many roads must a man walk down before he gets to 7-11?
     
  12. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    two

    You're at a crossroads, do you go straight, left or right?
     
  13. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    up.

    you go up, there is a dragon. You see a TORCH, a HAMMER, and a ROPE. Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DOWN.

    what do you do?>
     
  14. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    >I take ye FLASK


    Why do my bowels have to be so irrittable?
     
  15. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    they have too much mexican food.

    yo quero taco bell?
     
  16. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I can't have fast food... stupid contest.






    Why is this contest so stupid?
     
  17. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Because it never finished school.

    what time do i want to leave work?
     
  18. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    before you got there.


    what part of the body is the deltoid found on?
     
  19. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Delta Burke's Hemerrhoid



    You have just been crowned king of the world...What is your first act as king?
     
  20. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Get a Queen.

    You're a man and you have just been asked to be Queen of the world. What do you do?
     
  21. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ask if you can have a girlfriend on the side.



    If you were traveling through space at an incredible rate of speed, hundreds of thousands of miles per hour for instance, and you started screaming, "AAAAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" would your head blow up?
     
  22. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just a little bit.




    What would you do with the brain matter that squeezed out of your nose?
     
  23. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Spread it on a Trisket... brain matter is on the Atkins Diet.





    What is the ratio of dumb blondes to smart blondes in the USA?
     
  24. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    15:blue

    If albert einstein was so smart, why is he dead?
     
  25. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    He was too smart for his own good.




    If Albert Einstien was so smart, why wasn't he able to re-invent the wheel?