Northern Comedy Shop Thread - lets show everyone we have a sense of humour up here....

Discussion in 'North' started by edgejedi88, Oct 22, 2005.

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  1. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    OK - lets break the mould of sanity in this forum for a change and inject some good old Northern humour....

    Welcome = jokes, pictures (keep it clean and in TOS!) and general ramblings!

    Go for it....make me laugh punk! :D

    If this thread survives for a month from the date of me posting it, I will send the funniest joke that meks me fall of me seat a free copy of 'Tales from the Empire' that I have sitting around, as a prize.[face_dancing]

    My decision is final - no quibling, lightsaber battles by molten lava or otherwise please?
  2. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    My mate told me this one, I kinda laughed but I dont know if everyone else will:


    What's Black and read and screams alot?










    Stevie wonder when he answers the Iron
  3. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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  4. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    Hey Orn!

    You are officially the funniest poster on this thread....so far! [face_laugh]

    What happened to Northern humour then....hope this thread gets more contributions soon or we Northerners will be mighty embarrassed....[face_blush]

    Keep em coming troops! [face_cowboy]
  5. Black_Scout Jedi Master

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    Ok I like to think I have a sense of humour and I saw this pic on a website

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/room.jpg]


    Oh dear, its obviously full of invisible people.


    Or it was full of people but then they heard one of my jokes, died laughing, then the bodies were cleared out. :D
  6. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    I am now officially scared to hear one of your jokes
  7. Black_Scout Jedi Master

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    So you should be [face_devil]

    One of my jokes could land you in a mental asylum as your brain has gone crazy trying to work it out
  8. timbolton Force Ghost

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    Too late for me then, guess where I am posting from :p 8-}
  9. Black_Scout Jedi Master

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  10. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    Tim - you gone on another Monks quest then? Where you at?
  11. Jedi_Nath Jedi Grand Master

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    B_S that was in the JCC the other day :rolleyes:
  12. Black_Scout Jedi Master

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  13. timbolton Force Ghost

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    You haven't got any scouse relations have you?

    *keeps eye on wallet, fridge and kitchen sink*
  14. timbolton Force Ghost

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    Lol, no Jase, just posting from the looney bin known as home ;)
    I did visit the soon-to-be-capital-of-culture yesterday, but didn't feel cultural at the end of the day. I think it has to do with being surrounded by tracksuits, just fields of them for as far as the eye can see.
  15. ObiWanCon Force Ghost

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    Here it goes two bar jokes....




    A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

    The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.

    "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.




    Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

    The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

    The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

    The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"


    [face_mischief][face_mischief][face_mischief]
  16. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    theres this magic tractor and it turns into this field....
  17. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    *Trips over tumbleweed*
  18. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    That one was a mate of mine's joke. He said it in art class and everybody laughed except me, mainly becuase I didnt find it funny. I thought I would try it here. glad to see im not alone ;P
  19. ninja_noodlehead Jedi Knight

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    Okay here goes...it'll probably be really rubish but it's all i can think of at this moment in time.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?












    To get to the other side!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!

    Sorry that was so not funny. I don't know what has got into me.

    Maybe some kind of drug! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Only joking!HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  20. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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  21. ninja_noodlehead Jedi Knight

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    Only joking Edge. no drugs included. Though i think the packet of crisp i had earlier may have been drugged. I have been hyper ever since. Or maybe it was the custard creams i had with them.Hmmmmm.
  22. timbolton Force Ghost

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    I'd blame the custards :p
  23. Jedi_Nath Jedi Grand Master

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    Custoffe! Custard creams and Coffee! The diet of Pro-Gamers! (Like me)
    Brosties! Beer and Frosties! Another diet of Pro-Gamers! (Like me)

    *Disclaimer- Eating Custoffe or Brosties may or may not improve your gaming performance; Try at your own risk; Any health problems that may arise from too much Custoffe or Brosties shall be the sole responsibility of the host-Disclaimer*
  24. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    My dad me this joke way before it became famous:


    How does Bob Marley like his Doughnuts?

    Whi' Jammin'! [face_laugh]


    How does Bob marleys wailers like thier Doughnuts?
    Whi' Jammin' too
  25. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    =D= @ Orn - keep em coming mate - you are soon to be voted most funniest Northern Poster!

    The rest cannot surely reach you now....:eek:
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