Northern Comedy Shop Thread - lets show everyone we have a sense of humour up here....

Discussion in 'North' started by edgejedi88, Oct 22, 2005.

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  1. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    Orn - PM me your address and let me know you choice of prize...you can either have ;

    1. Star Wars - Tales from the Empire book
    2. Star Wars - Tales from the New Republic book
    3. Double DVD - Star Wars - Heroes and Villains"



    Bloody hell, are you serious? :eek:. wow, Im really greatful
  2. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    *Spits the dummy and has tantrum on floor*
  3. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    ...so do you want another 'competition' then? [face_thinking]
  4. ObiWanCon Force Ghost

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    Another competition is defiantly a good idea.
  5. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    Doesn't have to be a compo. But we should defo keep thins thread alive.
  6. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    * reads his ' tales from the empire' * [face_devil]
  7. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    ...I still have 'Tales from the Empire' and those DVD discs (Heroes and Villains) sat staring at me - lets make it a competition!

    Any idea what the question should be? Unless anybody has another idea...

    How about the funniest comedy picture that will make me laugh? The image however should not break TOS please, but should be funny in a Northern kind of way....

    Get googling! [face_hypnotized]

    One month to split my sides laughing please chaps, chappesses and 'others' - open to all - not just from the N.

  8. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    A Jem from the Victoria boards:

    On the first day, God created the dog and said:

    "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
    anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will

    give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said:
    "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
    ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

    "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
    For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

    The monkey said:

    "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
    long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
    like the Dog did?"

    And God agreed.

    On the third day, God created the cow and said:

    "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
    long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
    milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
    give you a life span of sixty years."

    The cow said:
    "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
    for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
    the other forty?"

    And God agreed again.


    On the fourth day, God created man and said:

    "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
    this, I'll give you twenty years."

    But man said:

    "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
    twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
    monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
    makes eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
    sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
    years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
    the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
    the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
    on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.
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