Norway, surrender or face the consequenses!

Discussion in 'Norway' started by SkywalkerX, Mar 15, 2002.

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  1. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    Dear friends from Norway. What I bring before you are demands from Fan Force Sweden. In exchange for you meeting our demands we will spare you the suffering Canada expirienced due to their stupidity. Our demands are as follows:

    -"lusekoftor" as we call them in Sweden. You know those warm sweaters that sometimes has raindeers on them.
    -Lots of oil so that we don't need to pay for electrisity.
    -All your trolls.
    -chocolate in the shape of storks.
    -Caps with little balls on topp ("toppluvor")
    -All your medals taken in Salt Lake city.

    If our demands are not meet in 2 days you will surely feel our wraths (including old muffins in your faces)


    (This is a joke war if you didn't know that allready)
  2. Karoline Jedi Master

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    Sep 18, 2001
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    Hah! Do you dare challenge the noble people of Norway, the descendants of the brave and barbaric vikings?
    *completely ignoring the fact that swedes have just about the same ancestors* ;)
    It is you whom should consider the consequenses [face_devil]
  3. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    Yes I do, and so does the rest of Fan Force Sweden(or at least a few). I assume that you haven't whitnessed the power of our IKEA catapults? Go and ask the people of canada about them and you will surely reconsider. As I said before you have 2 days...
  4. Karoline Jedi Master

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    *considering*


    *considering*


    Ikea catapults? It that supposed to be a threat? :p We have Ikea in Norway as well, you know. My desk is from Ikea.
    :eek: The invasion has already begun!

    Fellow Norwegians! We must stand up against this horrible threat, our noble country is turning swedish!





    [face_laugh]
  5. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    It seems you are alone Karolin. Has your countrymen abbandoned you? Talking of the IKEA catapults you don't stand a chanse against them. All the assembly manuals are in Swedish you see. I know I promissed you two days but I can always make a little demonstartion:

    *Fires a muffin in the face of Mettemarit with my superior IKEA catapult*

    And if you think I did that in Norway so you can catch me you are very wrong. IKEA carapults have a firerange of...well, how long you ever want it to be!
  6. wishnud Force Ghost

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    :eek:
    Attack the descendants of the brave and barbaric vikings?!
    This will be a long and terrible war.

    Karoline: about your ICEA desk.. you know that all the descriptions are made in sweden and it will fall to pieces whenever we send the "destroy" high-frequency on the holonet :D
  7. MemberOfTheNewRep Jedi Master

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    I would like to correct my honorable countryman Skywalker_x. This is NOT a joke war, this is for real you fjord-living people!!! As you can see, we swedes are not afraid to resort to namecalling.
  8. Karoline Jedi Master

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    Oh REALLY??
    Well yes I'm alone but not for long because once this gets around the entire Norwegian armed forces (navy, millitary, hillbillies) will rise against your little plot and throw SMALAHOVED at it! Now you better be afraid [face_devil]
  9. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    Oh, but we are for some reason not. The first day has soon past andsoon there will be more than hollow threats! I think you would be wise to give in to the demands. Since you are still all alone you satnd no chance. Those countrymen of yours seem to be taking their sweet time!
  10. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    You forgot my demands!!!

    I demand a lifetime supply of Mozell Light and tickets for all Holmenkollen games in my lifetime.

    Och varfor skriver vi pa engelska?
  11. Karoline Jedi Master

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    I don't know, but I like it. Perhaps the Canadians will be interested in reading about the glorious defeat of the swedes :D
  12. Mhirth Jedi Knight

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    We will never surrender
  13. Zal_Kaschir Jedi Knight

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    vi vil stå imot svenskene. hur då?, spør dere svensker.
    da sier jeg: fordi vi er tøffere enn toget, og råere enn biffen!
  14. Karoline Jedi Master

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    You see I'm not alone at all :D

    Go Norway!
  15. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    No, but neither are we! The first day has passed. I expect to see our demands met in the morning.
  16. wishnud Force Ghost

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    *preparing the latex-cheep-launcher*
  17. Karoline Jedi Master

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    *preparing the hvy smalahoved assault catapult(tm)*
    Be afraid- be very afraid [face_devil]
  18. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    *Preparing Skywalker X secret wepon*

    Karoline, you would be wise to consider that this is no ussual wepon. It is the strongest of my abilities and you should beware.

    My signature is a clue to the secret...
  19. wishnud Force Ghost

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    Karoline: hvy smalahoved assault catapult(tm)* :eek:

    SkywalkerX: :eek: it can´t be?
  20. Karoline Jedi Master

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    Well... you're a dreamreader.. that seems pretty harmless, so it can't be that..
    What is it that can be as Innocent as Anakin, Heroic as Luke, Powerful as Vader?

    (Why am I thinking Superman?)
  21. wishnud Force Ghost

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  22. Karoline Jedi Master

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    AAAAH!
    I'm not going to ask you to interpret MY dreams, because you would go mad trying. It would be a strategic advantage for norway, ofcourse, but I'm just not that cruel. ;)
  23. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    It is not that I'm a dreamreader and it is not that I'm superman. What it is will be revealed if you don't meet our demands soon.
  24. Karoline Jedi Master

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    Save your time, reveal it now for we brave Norwegians will never surrender.
  25. SkywalkerX Jedi Knight

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    Do you honestly think I will fall for such simple tricks? Bah, you will know the horrid truth in time Karoline, you most certainly will...
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