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Norway, surrender or face the consequenses!

Discussion in 'Norway' started by SkywalkerX, Mar 15, 2002.

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  1. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    People of Norway, in a few hours your time to decide will be gone. I feel that I must tell you that my transformation has begun. Beware!
     
  2. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This should be interesting.
     
  3. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Master star 4

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    Nope becouse im going to the tekniska museét and I will miss the great battle.
     
  4. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What are you doing at the tekniska muséet Wishnud? We need all the peolpe we can get here. The war will start soon but I believe I can hold them back with my powers at least until tomorrow. The transformation is close to completion now...
     
  5. MemberOfTheNewRep

    MemberOfTheNewRep Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fred! Peace! Jag insisterar på att vi försöker lösa denna konflikt innan den eskalerar till något som vi inte kan behärska!
     
  6. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    To Late MemberOfTheNewRep. Their time has run out and a war is unavoidable. That is except if Karoline meets our demands VERY soon.
     
  7. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Master star 4

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    I was on a öhh.. "föredrag" about astronomik.. yes yes.
     
  8. MemberOfTheNewRep

    MemberOfTheNewRep Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lecture, my dear Wishnud, lecture
     
  9. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I have decided to do as Member says and hold by bloodthirsty sabre until the morning. But believe me, I will return soon...
     
  10. Mhirth

    Mhirth Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Norway is behind you Karoline
     
  11. Plo_Coon

    Plo_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Coooo!
    We will never comply!
    No man can demand our trolls neither our caps!
    Let's send the troll-army!
    Engage!
     
  12. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    No no- Your trolls are those little cute ones. Not the big dangerous ones! I am now all of the skywalkers at once. You will do best to fear me Norwigeans!

    countrymen, prepare the assault!
     
  13. Plo_Coon

    Plo_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Haha!
    That's what we want you to believe! We got a grand army of clone-trolls and giant-trolls so try to attack and you will be slapped!
     
  14. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Bah, I have played Dungeons & Dragons too many times to not know how to deal with trolls. But it doesn't teach you how to stand against Latex-sheeps anf blueberry-muffins does it?
     
  15. Mhirth

    Mhirth Jedi Youngling star 2

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    We are growing impatient SkywalkerX, give us your best shot
     
  16. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    We can handle your blueberry muffins (although the latex-sheep remains a mystery to me)

    But we are not afraid! Bring them on!
     
  17. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I was just giving you some time to experience freedom (Innocent and sweet as Anakin). But that is no more. All this time we have been sitting on Iceland making plans. The muffinlaunchers has just fired and in 3 seconds you will experience the results.

    1...

    2...

    3...

    *The muffins struck into the Norwiegan oilplatforms and totaly disabled them. Now Norway is without any electric power*
     
  18. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Master star 4

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    Aa i muffin yë yassen lle !!
    Meaning: May the muffin be with you !! on quenya ;)

    Bringing up the muffin "slangbella" and starts aming fore karolines backhead *klonk* blueberry muffin away!
     
  19. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Dives* :D
    We can manage without electric power, can you?
    *loads hvy smalahoved assault catapult*
    *Aims for main nuclear powerplant*
    FIRE! SMALAHOVED AWAY!

    [smile_grim] [face_devil]
     
  20. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Admiral Wishnud, You are in full command of our forces until tomorrow. The Barsebäck Powerplant has been blown up and I live few miles away from it. I'm comming up to Stockholm in the morning. Poor danish people, they wont know what hit them.
     
  21. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Master star 4

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    Thank you SkywalkerX, we need to gather ourselves. Those Norwegans(sp?) wasn´t such a easy targer after all..
     
  22. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Naah.. You poor darlings. Now I almost feel bad about that. I think I can say on the behalf of Norway that we will be merciful in your time of need. We will perhaps even wait with revealing our secret weapon.
     
  23. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Master star 4

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    The oil-gun?
     
  24. Plo_Coon

    Plo_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    If we told you it wouldn't be secret anymore.
     
  25. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Yes it would. We promise we won't tell anybody and it would still be a secret!
     
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