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Norway, surrender or face the consequenses!

Discussion in 'Archive: Norway' started by SkywalkerX, Mar 15, 2002.

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  1. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Oct 21, 2001
    Thomas Dileva! :eek: *faints*

     
  2. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    AAAH, my ears! *joins Wishnud on the ground*

    The only thing that can stand against something like that is... and I hate to do this, but in our present situation I see no other option:

    (bakgrunnsmusikk= skjebnesymfonien)
    Jan Werner
     
  3. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *weakes up* Jan Werner!? *faints again*
     
  4. Machine

    Machine Jedi Youngling star 1

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    tenkte jeg skulle se hva folk her dreiv med, men så så jeg Jan Werner så jeg tenker jeg dropper denna tråden.
     
  5. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey! Don't do that! We're at war, you don't understand... D'OH!

    Oh well. *Applies earplugs to ears*
     
  6. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Since I did that allready only I and Karoline are standing on the battlefield. I ignite my bluish blade and shouts: This is your last chance, stork-chocolate or eternal Thomas DiLeva!
     
  7. Machine

    Machine Jedi Youngling star 1

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    okei
    gi dem storksjokolade, så kan vi bare komme og kjøpe det billig av dem seinere, vi måtte jo ha kjøpt det dyrt her i landet likavæl.

    IT'S WAR M0THERFU[KER AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT!
     
  8. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek:
    *considering options*



    *considering*



    *considering*



    *runs away*

    :p Ok you win. Take all our stork- sjokolade, just get that nasty Dileva out of our faces and swear by the Freia- logo that he will never touch Norwegian ground again.

    Edit: But although you have won one battle, you have not won the war. We still have some nasty surprises up our sleeves. And to make matters worse, they are nasty, norwegian surprises. [face_devil]
     
  9. Plo_Coon

    Plo_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 29, 2001
    We've got Carl I Hagen, Vidar Kleppe and Valgerd Svartstad Haugland!! They'll make you feel like you don't belong in Sweeden, no matter how much you love your country!
     
  10. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ahh.. VICTORY!

    Finaly i get my stork-chocolate!

    Hmm okey we take home Thomas Dileva and seal him in a sound-proof cave ehh.. :)
     
  11. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ah, victory (nemoidian accent)

    Now, let's just sign this cease of fire and we'll be done here.

    Norway hereby surrenders it's entire supply of strok-chocolates in exchange for the Swedish forces to withdraw(includes Thomas DiLeva). Our two countries shall be friends untill the day they are not.

    Swedish Admirals:

    SkywalkerX
    (Wishnud sign here)

    Norweigan Admirals:

    (Karoline sign here)
    (Anybody who cares sign here)
     
  12. Machine

    Machine Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nov 4, 2001
    *mind trick*
    I don't need to sign that. You will go home and reconcider your way of life.
     
  13. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I don't need to sign that. I will go home and reconcider my way of life

    *walkes(sp) home*
     
  14. Mc_Thomson

    Mc_Thomson Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 23, 2002
    * Mind trick *

    You are a stupid ewok from Sweden! Throw yourself home!
     
  15. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You are a stupid ewok from Sweden! Throw yourself home!

    I'm a stupid ewok from sweden! *loads my self into one of the large IKEA made muffin katapults*
     
  16. SkywalkerX

    SkywalkerX Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I am a stupid ewok from Sweden...
    No, wait a second! I'm not an ewok!

    Sign the papaer and we'll leave in peace. Do keep in mind that Thomas DiLeva has toydarian blood in his veins.
     
  17. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nice try, Machine and MC.
    *signs*

    EDIT: since when am I an admiral? Not that I mind, of course :D
     
  18. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    SkywalkerX: how do you know that I´m not an Ewok?

    *signs the paper and leavs*

    Live long your fossil! :p
     
  19. Erk

    Erk Jedi Master star 4

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    När kommer överlämnandet av chokladen ske? och varför ska vi låsa in diLeva?
     
  20. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Oct 21, 2001
    Jag tar hem en personlig andel! [face_devil]

    Varför ska han inte låsas in??
     
  21. Erk

    Erk Jedi Master star 4

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    Kostar pengar att ha folk inlåsta.
     
  22. wishnud

    wishnud Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    VI ska lägga honom i en grop och sedan lägga på en väldigt stor sten.

    Och sedan glömma att mata honom.
     
  23. Erk

    Erk Jedi Master star 4

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    Då dör han.
     
  24. Christoffer

    Christoffer Jedi Youngling

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    -Yousa said people are gonna die???

    -This deal is getting worse all the time! ;)
     
  25. Karoline

    Karoline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Trucks will be unloading stork- sjokolade by the border all week. We do have a lot of chocolate, you know. And I must say I like the idea of placing Dileva under a v. large rock and forget to feed him. It appeals to the barbaric viking in me :p
     
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