Norway, surrender or face the consequenses!

1. Vikings were not barbaric
2. who is this Divl...Dilvv..that guy?

 

Machine: I know that, but I'm trying to make the swedes believe murder and terror is in our genes, so they'll, you know, fear us.
You don't know who Thomas Dileva is? This is one of those cases when what you don't know won't hurt you.

But you have to beware, dear swedes, for now I am creating *a grand army* consisting of 100.000 perfect clones of (imperial march playing in the background) Jan Werner

sometimes I even frighten myself.

 

naaaasssty, duuuuuuuuude

 

Of course!

We sweds is barbaric Vikings!

Hmm.. vi får väl lyfta på stenen någongång i veckan och lyfta och kasta ner lite big macs och annan skräpmat

Hmm.. 100000 Jan Werner.. 100000 holes with 100000 large stones

 

Now just hold on. Karolin, you don't build armies during cease-fire! Anyways Thomas DiLeva had it comming ince he wrote his ever first song!

 

Oh. Sorry.
*shouts to JW- clones* Come on, people, we're under a cease- fire. Why don't you all go home and make a nice duet with Bettan to show how much good there is in norwegian- swedish cooperation!







In case you didn't get it, that was supposed to be loaded with irony.

 

Man I must've been tired yesterday. I've never made that many misstakes before. Anyway I'm looking forward to this cooperation. I bid you farewell until we meet again Norwiegans, may the force be with you.

 

The original Jan Werner is coming to my town to perform two concerts where he will motivate the Norwegian Arned Forces.

 

Mhirth: Yeah that should motivate them to fighting

SX: You're leaving? You haven't even won all your demands. That's not very nice, we're in the middle of a war you know, we're supposed to kick your asses and then you're leaving? Perhaps we should call the Jan Werners back
*100 000 Jan Werners look back at the swedish border, grinning mercilessly*

 

I thought we had won this once and forall! The chocolates were always our main objective and now we have it. In other words, we are sattisfied. If you haven't had enough butkicking you may always visit us in Sweden's forum.

 

We might just do that

Så hva sier dere? Skal vi slå tilbake?

 

Count mesa outta dis!

 

Hm... I'm most disappointed. Well, the pacifist in me got her will. She is easily ignored, however, so feel free to invite to revenge.

 

this case fire is finished.
I The Dark Overlord shall drop food on thy heads, none shall survive the terror from my mighty potatoes that are droped by the superiour IKEA planes (IKEA has it all)..
Feel My Annngeeeeer!!!

 

Calm down overlord. We got what we wanted!

 

The Hoth Division's brave (this can be discussed) members are undefeatable! (er.. can also be discussed) I only signed that stupid treaty because I thought it would only grant them our supply of chocholate. I never actually thought it would make them win, so I suggest that we continue fighting in the swedish forums.