"Not Of This Fold" (K/J/Z) -- Chapter 18 up 14 June!

I'm upping...
Why?
because I want too.
Also, more people need to read this fic.

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YEah I have way too much time on my hands

~EBW

 

*hums to self as she writes next post . . .*

This will be so great . . . Now to make that sound file . . .

Update soon!

Dana

 

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~EBW

 

i am reading your fic

 

snickers, this is getting better by the post more soon

 

I'm afraid that Fun Time With Captain Cardboard is almost over.

*waits for groans of disappointment to fade*

Yes, it's true. I'm sorry. But in the meantime, here's this:

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People were starting to talk about him. He knew it. His uncle had even recommended talking to a counselor.

Jag felt felt like he was waiting for the other shoe to drop, for the second enemy squadron to appear. For a week, now, there had been no noise, no feeling of being followed. Instead of thinking whatever it was had stopped following him, it only made him more nervous.

Feeling weary and jittery after another sleepless night, fearing the clicking of claws, that whisper and giggle, Jag keyed in the access code to his quarters and trudged in.

He kicked off his shoes and sighed, running a han over the short black hair on his head. He closed his pale green, blood-shot eyes and breathed deeply. In . . . out . . . in . . . out . . .

On the last exhale, he opened his eyes.

Sitting on his bed was an Ewok.

Jag gasped, nearly falling over backwards in shock and terror.

The Ewok scooted over to the edge of the bed and carefully stood, using prosthetic extensions. Its black, beady eyes fixed on him.

It took a step forward.

And began singing in a high-pitched falsetto squeak.

"You're just too good to be true!"

It took another step towards him.

"Can't take my eyes off of you!"

The short, fuzzy arms lifted stiffly, ending in those metal contraptions.

"You'd be like heaven to touch!"

It took another step.

"I wanna hold you so much!"

It took another step.

Jag spun on one foot as a scream of absolute terror burst out of him. He slammed his hand on the access panel and ran from the room.

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"Jacen and Anakin are acting a little suspicious," Jaina said to Kyp as they left her lavish quarters. "Yesterday, they had me attach a voice encoder and a servomotor to a mousedroid brain. And giggled the whole time."

"I think they're up to something," Kyp agreed.

Jaina suddenly stopped. "Do you hear something?"

Kyp frowned. He opened his mouth-

The door to Jagged Fel's quarters opened and the colonel went past at a dead run, screaming.

As Jag disappeared around the corner, Jaina and Kyp exchanged concerned glances.

Jaina took a step towards Fel's open door, and a dimunitive figure shuffled out, swaying a little with its robotic movements.

"Don't turn out the liiiiiiiiiiiiiights!" the Ewok was singing.

Jaina jumped back, startled, and bumped into Kyp.

Wide-eyed, they watched as the flightsuited biped wobbled after Jag, squeaking merrily.

"I think," Kyp said wryly, "I know what those parts were for."

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Ta-da!

EDIT: Kyp frowneded? Me fixeded.

Dana

 

Boards were having probs when I posted this, so it didn't up or anything. Grr.

Dana

 

That's hilarious! That's soooo funny! An ewok singing love songs to Jag . . .

I love it! That was great! I wish the Jag-torture didn't have to end so soon . . .

-duskwings

 

OMG!!!!!!! That was SO FUNNY!!!!!!! I nearly fell down laughing! And I shouldn't be laughing today!!! TOO good. Can't wait for more.

Anna

 

Hehehehehehehehehe
LOL
Well sadly I see Jag in a new light
"You're just too good to be true!"

It took another step towards him.

"Can't take my eyes off of you!"

C'mon thats scary... atleast it wasn't "It's A Small World".

Very funny can't wait to see more

~EBW

 

ROFLOL! The song was just perfect to use! Jag screaming in terror...I love it!

More soon! I love their operations, surely there's another one they have in mind?

-Mia

 

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jag spun on one foot as a scream of absolute terror burst out of him.

And to think that Jaina contributed so naively to the scam...LOL

more soon Danatana....

 

Too cute!

~~Jilly

 

that was classic I laughed so hard. more soon?

 

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OMG! Dantana! This is awesome! WOW!!!!!!


hahahahha Love the Ewok Love Songs! hehehehe

UPPPP!

more postie soon?!?

 

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Uppity...Duppity? lol

 

uppies

 

Update soon, hopefully.

Dana

 

UPPP! Oh and Dana...love the quote in ur siggie lol.

 

LOL, that was a great post!

 

Mirax-Jade Thanks. It's from one of New Zealand's Comedy Debates. Craig usually particpates every year, but, sadly, didn't this year due to filming on location for his TV show "Mercy Peak". He's a really funny guy, too bad that didn't really come across when he played Haldir in LOTR.



Dana

 

mmmmmmmmoooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

 

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