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[Not Serious Debate!] Model UN - First Draft of Scenario & Roles! YAY!

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by Ender Sai, Apr 1, 2007.

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  1. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    Is it too late for me to sign up for this?
     
  2. Kimball_Kinnison

    Kimball_Kinnison Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Knowing Ender, he'll have no problem with that.

    Just make sure you place the envelope with the proper "incentive" taped to the underside of the toilet paper dispenser in the third stall from the left of the men's room on the fifth floor. Once he's verified the "incentive" (and given me my cut), you'll be admitted with no problems.

    Remember, small unmarked bills this time.

    Kimball Kinnison
     
  3. Darth Mischievous

    Darth Mischievous Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mon Dieu!

    :eek:

    //observateur occasionnel

    mâche le maîs éclaté...

    Laissez les bon temps rouler!

    :p
     
  4. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    so when will the rest of the assignments come out?
     
  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Nope. I had a great role in mind for you... :D

    I'll let you know via PM what it is.

    OK, the scenario is coming...

    E_S
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    The roles are as follows:

    1) Lowie - Italy
    2) Kaicolumbia - Peru
    3) Jabbadabbado - People's Republic of China (P)
    4) Farraday - Iran, special invitee
    5) Obi-Zahn Kenobi - Indonesia
    6) FIDo - South Africa - Presidency of UNSC
    7) Espalpy - Russian Federation (P)
    8) Erk - Qatar
    9) V-03 - Congo (Republic of)
    10) JK Halcyon [?] - Panama
    11) Beowulf - France (P)
    12) Drago - Slovakia
    13) Dark_Side_Fatty - Ghana
    14) darth_paul - Director, International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
    15) Fluke_Groundrunner - Germany, special invitee
    16) Jabba-wocky - United States of America (P)
    17) Kimball - United Kingdom (P)
    18) DeathStar1977 - Syria, special invitee
    19) Gonk - Israel, special invitee

    South Africa currently holds presidency (and would thus get VIPship and "control" of debate items for the first week or two, followed by the next states in alphabetical order (ie UK then US).

    (P) is obviously Permanent Members.

    Unless there's any drastic "ZOMG I HAET MY ASSIGNED COUNTRY YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK MEGALOMANIAC E_S!!!1!", I suggest you do some research into your country's foreign policy stance. In some cases, you may want to sabotage debate for domestic reasons...

    The scenario will go up later this weekend.

    Mr44 and I will be Controllers - we approve any facts, deployments etc you introduce. You want to claim something happened? We ok it. You want to introduce intelligence? We ok it. Etc, etc.

    I picked some of these to deliberately challenge the players (Gonk and Israel, anyone? :D) and let them ham it up a bit.

    The focus will be, of course, MidEastern.

    E_S
     
  7. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Got what I expected.... oddly enough
     
  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    :eek:

    You expected it?

    E_S
     
  9. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    So I get to choose the topics? Goodie.
     
  10. Espaldapalabras

    Espaldapalabras Jedi Master star 5

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    [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFemUdYl88s]The Soviet Union accepts your proposal.[/link]


    (BTW I need to figure out how to type in a Russian accent, every time I read Sherylin's posts it makes much more sense if I picture Chekhov reading it)
     
  11. Kimball_Kinnison

    Kimball_Kinnison Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You just need to get a copy of [link=http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19980726]Hooked On Slavonics[/link].

    Just pay no mind to the shark pool.

    Kimball Kinnison
     
  12. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    '77 has apparently forgotten that whatever DM's politics, fact of the matter is, he DOES hail from New Orleans...
     
  13. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    Gonk plays Israel?

    Oy, vey!

    *begins renting woody allen movies*
     
  14. Vaderize03

    Vaderize03 Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yay! I'm the Congo!

    Ender, do I get the late Mobutu Sese Seko's fortune?

    Let me know so I can retire down to Hilton Head and play golf....

    Peace,

    V-03

    EDIT: Gonk playing Israel?????

    This might almost be as good as Battlestar Galactica...

    ...scratches head, contemplates awesome Season 3 finale.....

    On the other not, perhaps not :p....

    Peace,

    V-03
     
  15. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    Obviously this entire thing is an exercise in E_S trying us to re-examine long held beliefs,

    Well you'll fail E_S! farradamadinejad will be as belligerent and angry as I have always been!
     
  16. StarWarsFreak444

    StarWarsFreak444 Jedi Master star 7

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    I'd like to sign up :)
     
  17. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    The people of the nation of Israel refuse to be impressed with the bluster of Cobra Commander... I mean, farradamadinejad.

    Question: I assume you will also be controlling any unassigned nations and responses to any queries we have pertaining to them. Like if I make rude gestures to Egypt, you'll be there telling me the Egyptians are making rude gestures right back?
     
  18. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    I'm surprised.

    But let's go. If you're not for me, you're against me.
     
  19. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    You mean if you're not for ME you're against YOU. [face_laugh]

    Awesome!
     
  20. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    farradamadinejad would like to take a moment to say farradamadinejad will be talking in the third person until farradamadinejad gets the bagels promised him by Russia.
     
  21. Beowulf

    Beowulf Jedi Master star 5

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    You put me as France? France? FRANCE????


    Oh well. [snooty accent] Monsieur Beowulf is ready for debate. [/snooty accent]
     
  22. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Could be worse, he could've given you uhhh.....Kiribati.
     
  23. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I assume you will also be controlling any unassigned nations and responses to any queries we have pertaining to them. Like if I make rude gestures to Egypt, you'll be there telling me the Egyptians are making rude gestures right back?

    That's pretty much it, yeah.. I also have a soft spot for NATO, if members want to potentially take advantage of international air strikes or peacekeepers.

     
  24. darthdrago

    darthdrago Jedi Master star 4

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    Slovakia says Hooray! (NATO member since 2004!)
     
  25. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    beowolf, this might help:

    http://graphics.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/whiteflag_08_31.jpg


    and yeah, i had this italian feeling. I don't quite know why.
     
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