[Not Serious Debate!] Model UN - First Draft of Scenario & Roles! YAY!

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by Ender Sai, Apr 1, 2007.

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  1. Beowulf Force Ghost

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    Oh ha ha, very funny.
  2. Gonk Jedi Grand Master

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    Joke's on him actually -- the Italians have historically been worse than the French. They haven't been able to get ANYTHING together since the old Empire went kaput.

    Now the ISRAELIS on the other hand...[face_mischief]
  3. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Yeah, but its funnier with the French.


    I like that I get the country that's effectively the home (or containing the home) of both Catholocism and FSM.
  4. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    If the subtext of our model UN is only going to be about E_S and his evil sense of humor, then count me in.


    ...China...
  5. Vaderize03 Manager Emeritus

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    Be nice to my central african nation or I will export the Ebola virus.

    Peace,

    V-03
  6. Mr44 VIP

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    Just as a side note, this is the first incarnation. Hopefully, we'll have others as well. If anyone didn't make this list-don't worry, you can fit in next time.

  7. Erk Force Ghost

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    Before this gets to serious I'd like to suggest you all take your families and your diplomatic statuses and, inshallah, come down to:

    Entertainment City (the Kingdom of Aladdin)
    The Kingdom of Aladdin lies in the West Bay area. It has more than 18 play features to suit all age groups. It also has a rest house, an artificial lagoon, a theater and a cafeteria. It opens from 4 pm to 11 pm from Sunday through Friday. Mondays and Wednesdays are dedicated exclusively for ladies and children under 12. The usual entrance fee is QR10. Additional play tickets can be bought inside the Entertainment City.
    Tel. 4831001

    (Aladdin would be that kid in the classic Disney-movie from 1993)



  8. Dark_side_fatty Jedi Knight

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    Ghana? At this, I lawl. Looking foward to this starting up nonetheless, however.
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    :oops: Some people have taken to their assignments with more zest that I'm imagined (looks pointedly at the golf play V03, the bomb prepping Gonk and the bagel-demanding farrie), making me look less like Doctor Collussus (I'm not allowed back to Doom Mountain, despite all my stuff being there!) and more like Dr Frankenstein.

    THEY'RE ALIVE!

    Scenario will come up tomorrow... :D

    E_S
  10. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    I will say, Italy seems fun, as I'm looking into its foreign affairs and what not

    Do I get mafia usage too?
  11. Espaldapalabras Force Ghost

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    /Provides farradamadinejad with flour and part of a recipe for bagles.

    If lowie gets the mafia, we demand the esteemed KGB, er, I mean FSB.
  12. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Order! Order! Okay. Now what do we all want for lunch?
  13. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Indonesia?

    Geez. Talk about the ass end of . . .

    Indonesia is the greatest country in the world. We are one of the top exporters of crude oil. All other countries have inferior crude oil.
  14. darth_paul Force Ghost

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    Oh, hmm, my role is very interesting. I know absolutely nothing about them; going to have to do some research over the weekend, find out what's going on. Intriguing. Never done anything like this before.

    -Paul
  15. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Before we start, am I supposed to be playing the US in general, or John Bolton specifically?

    Because personally, if ten pages of this forum were deleted tomorrow, I wouldn't mind a bit.
  16. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Why is Iran, a country that wants Israel off the map, want bagels? That seems.... off.
  17. kaicolumbia Jedi Knight

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    Peruvian? I should learn Spanish... and something about Peru. Lima beans, right? Something like that?

    -kai
  18. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    farradamadinejad wants bagels for peaceful purposes! They are to help feed out population. We will not be using the bagel technology to make crumpets, however we refuse to allow UN bread inspectors in since that would violate our sovereignty.

    farradamadinejad praises Allah from whom all bread flows.
  19. Erk Force Ghost

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    "Indonesia is the greatest country in the world. .... All other countries have inferior crude oil."

    Qatar laughs at that very incorrect and very laughable statement.
  20. Gonk Jedi Grand Master

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    The Iranian government must cease providing pastries, baked goods and nerf foam weaponry to Lebanon and the occupied territories! These subsidies are a DIRECT threat to the indigenous Jewish Baker's Guild of Israel! Meanwhile, the foam weapons are a direct threat to the Israeli people and the existance of our tiny, helpless nation! How many of our good citizens must endure being whacked in the head with these products? Somebody could lose an eye!

    We petition the UN Security Council to take a wiffle bat to farradamadinejad for his unprovoked antagonism within the chilren's toy and baked goods industries! We will stand for nothing less than 40 whacks!
  21. Espaldapalabras Force Ghost

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    The Russian Federation will not stand for the warmongering rhetoric of the Israeli delegation. Every nation has a right to peaceful uses of such baked goods, and we are surprised to see the Israelies even admit to the fact they are now in possession of their own baked goods.

    The use of the wiffle bat is a truely barbaric and premature use of force, especially as we have no proof that any such "foam weapons" exist.

    The Russian Federation continues to maintain its right to provide (at a profit) materials for Iran to produce Bagles. Our flour will stay in Iran.
  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Oh goody the debate hasn't started and you're already gearing up for war! :p

    Obi-zahn; you're the world's most populous Muslim country with the odd al-Qaeda friendly faction operating in your backyard (JI). You certainly have a role to play...

    E_S
  23. Kimball_Kinnison Force Ghost

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    The UK adamantly demands the return of our biscuits. They were not in Iranian waters, and their seizure by Iranian bagel hunters was completely unprovoked.

    We call upon the Security Council to institute harsh sanctions limiting the supply of cream cheese to Iran until such time as the biscuits are returned unharmed.

    Kimball Kinnison
  24. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    MR44 says I'm playing the EU.

    We want the United Kingdom to convert to the Euro.

    And we want cake.
  25. Vaderize03 Manager Emeritus

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    My small african nation may be obscure, home to deadly diseases and a staunch abuser of human rights (not to mention confused over it's name), but we have a booming thick dark jungle industry and an abundance of wild animals.

    I would like to invite all interested persons down for our new "do-it-yourself" safari's. We will supply bottled water (in association with Donald Trump) and free compasses. You are also free to consume any animal dung you come across in your travels, but will be charged a fee for every pound you gain while in our country. Fees will be accepted in US Dollars, or gold of any kind.

    Peace,

    V-03
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