NOTHING

I hear that!! I'm taking a 1/2 day tomorrow and I get Friday off because it's being observed as Christmas since the 25th falls on a Saturday. I've got the same deal for next week.

Got the tux ready for New Year's.

 

We're also getting a half-day tomorrow, Friday off, and I'm taking some vacation time so I have all of the last week of the year off.

I rule!

- Johnny

 

I hate dogs that get all in your face.

 

Wow! The holiday season. A time for reflection, compassion, family. A time to welcome new friends and get in touch with old friends. To share the joy of togetherness in a cold, cold world. It's the time of year everyone smiles a little bit wider and tries to be just a bit nicer. A time to deal with individuals who's lineage was spent at the shallow end of the gene pool. People who interpret words like "please" & "thank you" as words uncommon as speaking Klingon. Stupid people, who should be required to have a license to breath, not drive. It's in the deepest heart of the season that I find myself saying, after taking part in the communion of consumerism, shopping, that I can say without a doubt:


I HATE PEOPLE!!!!


Thank you and happy holidays!

 

I like to let an open letter in OUTLOOK sit for a while until my office assistant (a kitty cat) purrs. To me that is life in the 21st century. Relaxation, recuperation, and a <TOS VIOLATION> that asks to be petted.

 

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."