If you were aware, you'd know I survived. Quite adequately, in fact. Though power just came back on after a full 14 days. It is now, more than ever, that your awareness is necessary. Awareness of my plight, awareness of how impossibly cold it was, awareness of how disheveled and smelly I became due to lack of hot water. But November is a time for positive awareness as well! I was worried we were going to have to have a Temporary AmazingB Awareness thread, which would have been a terrible thing indeed, for AmazingB awareness is the most permanent of all things! If you have not yet made anyone aware, canvas your neighborhood, call your friends, I may be 11 days late, but it's not too late for you! Amazing.
Enough people have been aware already, but come Black Friday, the level of awareness at my store will go through the roof!
February 11th, 2013 is an impromptu supplemental AmazingB awareness day! If AmazingB has ever emailed you in his life, check your email! You might have a lovely gift from him in the form of a suspicious link.
To be fair, if you're dumb enough to click the links, you deserve what you get. Though as near as I can tell, it only went to three JCers, though like 10 e-mail addresses. What's wrong with you people? Pick one and stick with it! I also apparently spammed all the spammers who've permeated my inbox over the years. I hope they clicked. Amazing.
