FF:QLD Now is the time.

Well met traveller, and I see that you are down on your luck. Well I can help you find peace. Yes for before you is...<Dramatic pause> MR SQUIDLY! Behold his might! Believe in him and your soul shall be saved. How can this be you ask? Well If you put some money in this here hat Mr Squidly will save you in more ways than can be counted so how about it, just a few dollars ought to cover it, hee hee.

<scheme, scheme, scheme.>

 

That sounds like a great idea, here have a thousand dollars.


<mumbles to self.>
That should get the ball rolling, hee hee.

 

Grieyls.....

LOL..

Just made my day..
I'll put in a fifty.

...so weird

 

Thanks Grieyls for making me look sane, nuch appreicated lol, at least my threads, however silly are at least a teeny weeny bit Star Wars related..most if them contain refrences to the girl I love who looks like Leia, but hey it's still Star Wars related he he

Oh and by the way i'll chuck in 50 cents ok lol

 

You must be kidding, is that all you can spare, now the poor little blighters shivering in the cold will suffer because you could not give up that which you no longer need. Now don't be stingie and hand over the moola.

 

I shall not give money to a shonky scheme lol, r u sure your names not Chris Skase Grieyls lol, any money give in the name of Mr Squidly will be embezzaled by u!, to be spent on more tu tus, Twinkies and whacking sticks! and Star Wars gear! lol

 

And pray tell what is wrong with that?

 

Just one question before I give up my hard earned daktaris. Do I get a tutu like yours?

 

Sorry, I am athiest.


I've always thought of Mr Squidly as the Turtle Wax mascot. Have you got a campaign photo of him, Grieyls?

 

Soneil, yes indeed. Send over the cash and your very own Pink Tu-tu will be in the mail.

Sil, ahhh.... Yes indeed, I have.....just, let me get it, for you......

<sounds of fading footsteps, then a door closing, then a car driving off>

 

you better not be selling my cloths again
why you little....

 

Why Sith Star how nice to see you, of course I wouldn't sell your cloths. I would never do a thing like that to you.


<turns to Mr Squidly and wispers>

Psst! Hey you better remove all his name tags.

 

well.......allright then

 

Soooo, how would you like to be part of the most prestiges church in town, with a small fee you could bo one of the elite. Isn't that right Mr Squidly.

 

pass no thanx its all fun and games till some one looses a eye

 

Ahah! So we have a heathen among us, well we will have to fix that.

<grabs whacking stick>

 

Oh no now u've done it Sith Star, now u've unleashed the whacking stick! run boy run lol

 

There is no escape, you can run ( and boy you are running, just look at those legs fly, I have never seen such speed out of one man before. How do you do it?) but you can't hide. Unless of course you go behind that rock over there, or maybe in that pond, come to think of it that cutain hanging from that tree branch is a pretty good hiding place. Which brings me to ponder, why is there a curtain hanging from a tree branch out in the middle of no where. This and many more mysteries, will be solved in the coming episodes of... Dum dum daaaaa! The Curiosity Show. No resemblance to that other show is intended, or maybe this is a blatant rip off, you be the judge.

 

U know what I have to admit I like Britney Speares yeah laugh at me but I reckon she's cute lol

Opps I did it again, when she sings that lol well.. lol

 

And now you have to be shot.

 

BANG!!!
BANG!!!!
BANG!!!!!

..oops I did it again..and again..and again!

 

Is he dead, hmmmmm I think you may have missed him.

 

Why Grieyls, it's not nice to shoot me, I mean what would the QLD forum be without me?

And what would the girl I love who looks like Leia do?, she'd break her fragile heart

 

DAH! It's alive, quick hit it before he destroys us all.

 

Get him Squidley boy.... little legs go!

Although what an imaginary turtle can do when he attacks is beyond me! LOL