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Lit Now that the EU has kind of gone through a reboot, isn't it an excellent opportunity to....

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Keeper_of_Swords, Jan 1, 2016.

  1. Keeper_of_Swords

    Keeper_of_Swords Jedi Master star 5

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    ....to start a new timetales/timeline chronological summery of everything in starwars canon in the vein of Chris McElroy and Michael Pott's force.net timetales which i followed avidly month after month and read with great enthusiasm.

    In time it would become the new starwars source in terms of chronology.

    Wookipedia is cool but you get to focus just on one character when reading about some person.
     
  2. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Ahhhh I see what you're talking about. I had to look that up. Like this? http://www.theforce.net/timetales/tt1-1/sect1-1.asp

    OK I'd be totally down with contributing to this, under the condition that I insist we keep this entry:

    c. 2,000,000 BSW4
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    The duck begins to evolve on countless worlds across the galaxy.
     
  3. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    c. 30 BSW4
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    Lando Calrissian is born


    Okay, we've covered all the important stuff.
     
  4. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What's a duck?
     
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  5. THE EVIL CLIFFIE

    THE EVIL CLIFFIE Jedi Master star 2

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    Is it like a falcon?
     
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  6. Dr. Steve Brule

    Dr. Steve Brule Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Isn't it more likely an unknown alien race landed on the duck homeworld and then seeded them across the galaxy? Or perhaps ducks are their devolved descendants?
     
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  7. jamminjedi23

    jamminjedi23 Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm just waiting until that volcano explodes on particular planets in 2million BBY just like we got with the EU timeline.
     
  8. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 8

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    But it's just more funny if the Force, one day, just decided "Ducks. What this galaxy needs is ducks. Millions of ducks! Billions of ducks! Ducks EVERYWHERE! Mwahahaha!"

    And the first Jedi were just like "the Duck side of the Force has made everything go out-of-whack, we must restore balance!" Then someone mistranslated Duck to Dark along the way, turning the Jedi away from their proud duck-hunting heritage.
     
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  9. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That explains the Chosen One being found on a world with no ducks.
     
  10. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And he shall be called the Son of the Swans.
     
  11. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It is as was foretold in the Journal of the Quills.
     
  12. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Have you got anything to back up eider claims?
     
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  13. TalonCard

    TalonCard •Author: Slave Pits of Lorrd •TFN EU Staff star 5 VIP

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    Duck jokes aside, it'd be nice if there was some kind of collaborative timeline app to use for these kind of projects--downloadable PDFs and Word files are pretty old school.

    What I'd really like to see is a side scrolling dual timeline with "new Canon" info on the top and optional "Legends" on the bottom--given how much of Legends is making its way into the new stuff, it would be interesting to compare the two. Plus the Legends timeline can finally be considered definitive. [face_laugh]

    TC
     
  14. Keeper_of_Swords

    Keeper_of_Swords Jedi Master star 5

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    that is an excellent idea TalonCard!!
     
  15. jaoblias

    jaoblias Jedi Knight star 1

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    Legends is complete, except for The Old Republic, that's still getting updates and new shenanigans isn't it?
     
  16. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Indeed? And looks like that particular line is far from being over.