I went over to my girlfriend's house today 'cause she said she wasn't feeling well. So I say hi, and sit next to her. A few minutes of idle chat followed, then she said, "I need to tell you something." "OK." "I don't think I can go out with you anymore." "What?" "I like you, but not as anything more than a friend." I'm rendered speechless by the last thing in the world I was expecting. Apparently, she liked me as a friend, and thought she would develop deeper feelings for me. She said she liked as more than a friend for a time, but not anymore. But, hey, on the bright side, I'm not obliged to get anything for her for Valentine's Day, or her birthday, which is three days after.